& |
Ampersand / 'and' sign |
|
(L)MIRL |
Let’s Meet In Real Life |
|
(N) |
thumbs down (MSN Messenger) |
|
(Y) |
thumbs up (MSN Messenger) |
|
*BX |
Starbox |
|
10Q |
Thank You |
|
10X |
Thanks |
|
12 |
The police |
|
143 |
I Love You (letters in each word) |
|
14AAA41 |
One For All, And All For One |
|
18R |
Text messaging shorthand for "later": 1 = l 8 = ate r = r |
|
1NAM |
One in a million |
|
1NS |
One Night Stand |
|
2 BZ 4 U QT |
Too Busy For You Cutie |
|
2CT |
Second October |
|
2DA |
Today |
|
2de |
Today |
|
2EZ |
Too easy |
|
2G2B4G |
To Good To Be Forgotten |
|
2G2BT |
Too Good To Be True |
|
2G4E |
ToGether ForEver |
|
2GH |
Together |
|
2K |
$2000 (Applies to any other currency of the world) |
|
2MORO |
Tomorrow |
|
2MOZ |
Tomorrow |
|
2XB |
Too Big |
|
303 |
Mom |
|
34U |
Three words For You (I Love You) |
|
8 |
Oral Sex |
|
9 |
Parent in room |
|
9 |
Parent Watching |
|
99 |
Parent has left |
|
411 |
Local Telephone Information |
|
411 |
Seeking Information |
|
420 |
Marijuana |
|
1432 |
I Love You Too |
|
07734 |
"hELLO" upside down |
|
4COL |
For Crying Out Loud |
|
4EVAINLVWITU |
For Ever In Love With You |
|
4EVER |
Forever |
|
4NE |
Funny |
|
4Q |
F*** You |
|
53x |
sex |
|
601 |
Six of One and a Half dozen of an other |
|
8X5 |
8 hours a week, 5 hours a day |
|
:@) |
Im/Your are a little Piggey |
|
?4U |
Question For You |
|
@NER8 |
At Any Rate |
|
@TEOTD |
At The End Of The Day |
|
A/S/L |
Age/Sex/Location |
|
A3 |
Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime |
|
A4U |
All For You |
|
AA |
Ask About |
|
AA |
Automobile Association (UK) |
|
Aaa |
Awesome Awesome Awesome |
|
AAA |
American Automobile Association |
|
AAAAA |
American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
|
AACT |
Adults and Children Talking |
|
AAF |
As your friend |
|
AAF |
As A Friend |
|
AAF |
Always And Forever |
|
AAG |
Almost Anything Goes |
|
AAIFTM |
And All In For This Match (sports betting forums) |
|
AAK |
Asleep At the Keyboard |
|
AAM |
All About Me |
|
AAM |
After All Men |
|
AAMOF |
As A Matter Of Fact |
|
AAN |
Another Authors Note |
|
AATP |
All About The Paper |
|
ABC |
Already Been Chewed |
|
ABH |
Anonymous Blow Hard |
|
ABK |
Any Body Killer |
|
ABM |
A Big Mistake |
|
ABOFAL |
Alright, But Only For A Little |
|
ABP |
Already Been Posted |
|
ABS |
Albino BlackSheep |
|
ABT |
About |
|
ABT |
Anything But The .... |
|
ABU |
All Buggered Up |
|
ABX |
Alt Binaries X |
|
AC |
Always Crap |
|
ac |
Always Crappy |
|
AC |
Absolutely Charming |
|
AC |
Acceptable Content |
|
AC |
Alt Cataclius |
|
AC |
annual closing |
|
AC |
Alternating Current |
|
AC |
Absolutist Cutest |
|
AC |
Anonymous Coward |
|
ACC |
Anyone Can Come |
|
acct |
Account Codes |
|
ACCT |
Account |
|
ACCT |
Accounting Records |
|
ACD |
Alt Control Delete |
|
ACE |
A Cool Experience |
|
ACE |
Access Control Entry |
|
ACK |
Acknowledge (telecommunications; Cf. NAK) |
|
ACLU |
American Civil Liberties Union |
|
ACME |
A Company that Makes Everything :-) |
|
ACPT |
Accept |
|
ALOL |
Actually laughing out loud |
|
ALOTBSOL |
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life |
|
ALR |
A Little Respect |
|
ALSA |
Alt Lycra Story Archive |
|
ALT |
Alternative Lengthening of Telomeres |
|
ALTA |
A Long Time Ago |
|
ALTA |
A Little Too Arrogant |
|
ALU |
Arithmetic Logic Unit |
|
ALVB |
Asta La Vista, Baby |
|
AM |
Ante Meridian |
|
AM |
Amplitude Modulation |
|
AM |
Antagonistic Message |
|
AM |
Anytime Maybe |
|
AMA |
Ask Me Anything |
|
AMAP |
As Much As Possible |
|
AMD |
Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (producer of computer chips) |
|
AMF |
Adios, My Friend |
|
AMF |
About Motorcycles Forums |
|
AMF |
Adios Mother Fucker |
|
AMFYOYO |
Adios, My Friend, You're On Your Own |
|
AMG |
Ah My Goddess |
|
AMIIS |
Ask Me If I'm Surprised |
|
AML |
All My Love |
|
AML |
Animorph Mailing List |
|
AMP |
Ampere |
|
AMP |
Amplifier |
|
ANA |
American Nerd Association |
|
ANBAT |
Ain't Nothing But A Thing |
|
ANC |
African National Congress |
|
ANC |
Annoying New Character |
|
ANFAWFOS |
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
|
ANFSCD |
And Now for Something Completely Different |
|
ANI |
Age Not Important |
|
ANT |
A New Thing |
|
ANYTM |
Anytime |
|
AO |
Anarchy Online |
|
AO |
All The Other |
|
AOB |
Any Other Business |
|
AOB |
Address Old Business |
|
AOK |
Alt Om K |
|
AOL |
Always Off Line |
|
AOL |
All Our Love |
|
AOM |
Age of Mythology |
|
AP |
Ahh Phooey |
|
AP |
Awesome person/people |
|
AP |
Associated Press |
|
APAC |
All Praise and Credit |
|
APB |
All Points Bulletin |
|
APC |
Armoured personnel carrier |
|
API |
Application Programming Interface |
|
APP |
Application |
|
AQ |
Attractive Quotient |
|
AQQ |
Aww, or is it awe, oder ah!,or OH! or mebbe "AW!" It really is Qute, Qute es Quter! Ye Ed fmf 09/06/13 |
|
ARE |
Acronym-Rich Environment |
|
ARF |
A Ravishing Female |
|
ARGH |
Expressing annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration (not an acronym) |
|
ARPA |
Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet) |
|
ARPANET |
Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet) |
|
ARS |
Alt Religion Scientology |
|
ASA |
As Soon As |
|
ASAE |
Always Standing Always Eating |
|
ASAFP |
As Soon As Fucking Possible |
|
ASAHP |
As Soon As Humanly Possible |
|
ASAIC |
As Soon As I Can |
|
ASAP |
Adult Singles at Peace |
|
ASAP |
As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap) |
|
ASAR |
Alt Sexual Abuse Recovery |
|
ASAT |
As Simple As That |
|
ASAYGT |
As Soon As You Get This |
|
ASC |
Alt Startrek Creative |
|
ASC |
Alt Smokers Cigars |
|
ASCA |
Alt Startrek Creative All |
|
ASD |
A Silly Dementor |
|
ASD |
Alt Support Depression |
|
ASD |
Another Silly Disorder |
|
ASDF |
A Super Dumb Film |
|
ASF |
Alt Seduction Fast |
|
ASF |
Alerting Standard Forum |
|
ASL |
Age/Sex/Location |
|
ASL? |
Age? Sex? Location? |
|
ASM |
Alt Support Marriage |
|
ASNF |
A son never forgets |
|
ASO |
And So On |
|
ASPD |
Alt Service Provider Discussion |
|
ASS |
Always Stay Sweet |
|
ASTD |
Always Something To Do |
|
AT |
Alt.Tasteless |
|
AT |
All That |
|
AT |
Alternative Thread |
|
AT&T |
American Telephone & Telegraph |
|
ATA |
Actual Time of Arrival |
|
ATB |
All The Best |
|
ATBB |
All Things Bright and Beautiful |
|
ATC |
Air traffic control |
|
ATC |
Any to Come |
|
ATC |
Anime Topic Chat |
|
ATE |
After the Event |
|
ATEOTD |
At the End of the Day |
|
ATEOTLYWBAT |
At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To |
|
ATK |
Attack |
|
BCBTB |
Breasts Can't Be Too Big |
|
BCC |
Blind Carbon Copy |
|
BCIS |
Bull Crap in Society |
|
BCNU |
Be Seein' You |
|
bcnu |
be seeing' you |
|
BCOZ |
Because |
|
BCP |
Best Current Practice |
|
BCS |
Big Crock of Stuff |
|
BD |
Big Deal |
|
BD |
Baby Dance |
|
BD |
Big Dummy |
|
BDD |
Blog Dysmorphic Disorder |
|
BDI |
Beginners Discussion Initiative |
|
BEF |
Bug Eyed Freak |
|
BEG |
Big Evil Grin |
|
BEH |
Blue Eyed Hottie |
|
BEIL |
Bowhunter Education Instructor's Lounge |
|
BEM |
Bug Eyed Monster |
|
BER |
Beyond Economical Repair |
|
BET |
Big Every Time |
|
BET |
Black Entertainment Television |
|
Betcha |
Bet you |
|
BETH |
Best Everyone Tell Her |
|
BEV |
Beautiful Evil Vixen |
|
BF |
Best Friends |
|
BF |
Big Fat |
|
BF |
Bisexual Female |
|
BF |
Bloody Fool |
|
BF |
Boyfriend |
|
BF |
Boswells Forum |
|
BF/GF |
Boyfriend/Girlfriend |
|
BFBFF |
Best Facebook Friend Forever |
|
BFD |
Big Fucking Deal |
|
BFD |
Big Friggin Deal |
|
BFF |
Best Friend Forever |
|
BFFA |
Best Friends Forever After |
|
BFFAEAE |
Best Friends Forever and Ever and Ever |
|
BFFH |
Best Friends From Hell |
|
BFFL |
Best friends for life |
|
BFFL |
Best Friend For Laughing |
|
BFFL |
Best Friends Forever Love |
|
BFFLAB |
Best Friends For Life And Beyond |
|
BFFLAD |
Best Friend Forever Life And Death |
|
BFFLTDDUP |
Best Friends For Life Until Death Do Us Part |
|
BFFNMW |
Best Friend Forever No Matter What |
|
BFFOC |
Best Friends Forever of Course |
|
BFFTLTD |
Best Friend Forever To Love Till Death |
|
BFFWE |
Best Friends Forever Without Expections |
|
BFG |
Big Fucking Grin |
|
BFGFBFF |
Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friends Forever Double Date (DD) |
|
BFHD |
Big Fat Hairy Deal |
|
BFI |
Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent |
|
BFITWW |
Best Friend In The Whole World |
|
BFITWWW |
Best Friend in the Whole Wide World |
|
BFL |
Back From Lunch |
|
BFL |
Best Friend and Lover |
|
BFMI |
Brute Force and Massive Ignorance |
|
BFN |
Bye for Now |
|
BFOG |
Blouse Full Of Goodies |
|
BFWL |
Back Flip While Laughing |
|
BG |
Big Guy |
|
BG |
Big Grin |
|
BGFN |
Be Gone for Now |
|
BGO |
Blinding Glimpse of the Obvious |
|
BH |
Big Handsome |
|
BH |
Better Half |
|
BH&H |
Be Healthy and Happy |
|
BHAG |
Big Hairy Audacious Goal |
|
BHAK |
Big Hug And Kiss |
|
BHAP |
Be HAPpy |
|
BHAT |
Banging Head Against Table |
|
BHD |
Bad Hair Day |
|
BHH |
Bless His Heart |
|
BHM |
Big Handsome Man |
|
BI |
Beyond Incredible |
|
BI |
Bisexual |
|
BIAB |
Back In A Bit |
|
BiB |
Baby In Belly |
|
BIBO |
Beer In, Beer Out |
|
BIC |
Back In Character |
|
BIC |
Best in Class |
|
BICBW |
But I Could Be Wrong |
|
BID |
But I Digress |
|
BID |
Back in the Days |
|
BIFF |
But I Fell Flat |
|
BIL |
Brother-In-Law |
|
BILY |
Because I Love You |
|
BIMP |
Bring In More People |
|
BIN |
Buy It Now |
|
BING |
But It's Not Google |
|
BIO |
Biological Industry Organization |
|
bio |
Biological Informatics Office |
|
BIO |
By Invitation Only |
|
BIO |
Biological |
|
BIO |
Bun in the Oven |
|
BIO |
Bring It On |
|
BION |
Believe It or Not |
|
BIOS |
Basic Input Output System |
|
BIOYA |
Blow It Out Your Ass |
|
BIOYIOP |
Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
|
BST |
But Seriously Though |
|
BSTS |
Better Safe Than Sorry |
|
BSV |
Best Site Visited |
|
BT |
BitTorrent |
|
BT |
British Telecommunications |
|
BT |
Bad Talkin |
|
BTA |
But Then Again |
|
BTAICBW |
But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong |
|
BTAIM |
Be That As It May |
|
BTB |
Bob the Builder |
|
BTB |
By The By |
|
BTC |
Better Type Carefully |
|
BTCM |
But They Call Me |
|
BTDT |
Been There, Done That |
|
BTDTGTS |
Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
|
BTDTGTTS |
Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt |
|
BTDTGTTSAWIO |
Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt And Wore It Out |
|
BTFG |
Buy the F***ing Game |
|
BTFO |
Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over |
|
BTFOL |
Bust The F*** Out Laughing |
|
BTHOM |
Beats The Hell Outta Me |
|
BTHOOM |
Beats the Heck Out of Me |
|
BTK |
Bit Too Kewl |
|
BTL |
Bigger Than Life |
|
BTL |
Better Try Later |
|
BTO |
By The Outside |
|
BTOBD |
Be There or Be Dead |
|
BTOBS |
Be There or Be Square |
|
BTOYA |
Be There Or (it's) Your A** |
|
BTR |
Better |
|
BTSOOM |
Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
|
BTTP |
Back To The Present |
|
BTTP |
Back to the Point |
|
BTU |
British Thermal Unit |
|
BTW |
But That's Wild |
|
BTW |
By The Way |
|
BTW |
Between the Wars |
|
BTW |
Between |
|
btw |
Between the Worlds |
|
BTW |
Between The Words |
|
BTW |
Bye Till Wednesday |
|
BTW |
Be That Way (less common) |
|
btwitiailwu |
by the way I think I am in love with you |
|
BUDS |
Buddies |
|
Budweiser |
Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regulaly |
|
BUMO |
Buried Under Mountains Of.... |
|
BUMP |
Bring Up My Post |
|
BUMP |
Bring Us More Posts |
|
Bump |
Bump Up My Post |
|
BUN |
Back Up Name |
|
CB |
Chat Board |
|
CB |
Clueless Boy |
|
CB |
Ciao Baby |
|
CBA |
Cannot Be Angry |
|
CBB |
Can't Be Bothered |
|
CBBTSO |
Can't Be Bothered To Stay On |
|
CBC |
Canadian Broadcasting Corporationration |
|
CBL |
Check Back Later |
|
CBP |
Consumed By Passion |
|
CBW |
Crash Bang Wallop |
|
CC |
Come Closer |
|
CC |
Credit Card |
|
CC |
Carbon Copy |
|
CC |
Crowd Control (gaming) |
|
CC |
Cute Couple |
|
CC |
Cutie Cutie |
|
CC |
Country Code |
|
CCC |
Casual Chinese Chick |
|
CCC |
Coolnamedenied's Cybercave Cramsession |
|
CCDF |
Collector's Car Discussion Forum |
|
CCL |
Couldn't Care Less |
|
CCL |
Certified Chat Leader |
|
ccna |
Cisco Certified Network Associated |
|
CCTV |
Closed-circuit television |
|
CD |
Compact Disc |
|
CD |
cross-dresser |
|
CD9 |
Parents around (Code 9) |
|
CDC |
Cult of the Dead Cow (hacker group) |
|
CDMA |
Code Divisionsion Multiple Access |
|
CDR |
Compact Disc Recordable |
|
CDT |
Central Daylight Time |
|
CE |
Creative Editing |
|
CE |
Common Era (substitute for AD) |
|
CEG |
Cool Evil Guy |
|
CEO |
Chief Executive Officer |
|
CES |
Consumer Electronics Show |
|
CFC |
Chat First Com |
|
CFC |
Chat First Crew |
|
CFCW |
Cute Face, Chubby Waist |
|
CFD |
Call For Discussion |
|
CFL |
Canadian Football League |
|
CFM |
Cant Find Me |
|
CFN |
Ciao for Now |
|
CFN |
Can't Find A Name |
|
CFNM |
Check For New Messages |
|
CFR |
Call For References |
|
CFV |
Call For Vote(s) |
|
CG |
Computer Graphics |
|
CG |
Cool Guy |
|
CGI |
Can't Get It |
|
CMNL |
con mẹ nó luôn |
|
CMNR |
con mẹ nó rồi |
|
CMOS |
Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor |
|
CMOT |
Cut My Own Throat |
|
CMS |
Content Management System |
|
CMT |
See My Thread |
|
CMTFU |
Crack Me The F*** Up |
|
cnn |
Cable News Network's |
|
CNP |
Continued In Next Post (forums) |
|
CO |
Company |
|
COA |
Course Of Action |
|
COA |
Center of Attention |
|
COA |
Certificate Of Authenticity |
|
Cob |
close of business (End of duty day) |
|
COD |
Cash On Delivery |
|
COH |
Change of Heart |
|
COOL |
Cool Oozy Overweighted Loser |
|
COOL |
Constipated Overweight Old Lady |
|
COP |
Close of Play |
|
COS |
Change Of Subject |
|
COTFL |
Crawling on the Floor Laughing |
|
COU |
Counting On You |
|
Cow |
Cheap Or What |
|
CP |
Created Posts |
|
CP |
Chat Post |
|
CP |
Cutie Patootie |
|
CPC |
Cost Per Click-through |
|
CPC |
Clogged Poop Chute |
|
CPCI |
Cocktail Party Chatter Indicator |
|
CPF |
Can Pigs Fly? |
|
CPH |
Cutie Pie Husband |
|
CPI |
Cocktail Party Information |
|
cpi |
characters per inch |
|
CPR |
Coffee Provides Refreshment |
|
CPS |
Certified Parent Sniper |
|
CPU |
Cute People United |
|
CPU |
Central Processing Unit |
|
CQ |
Come Quickly |
|
CR |
Comfort Room |
|
CR |
Carriage Return |
|
CRA |
Can't Remember Anything |
|
CRB |
Come Right Back |
|
CRBT |
Crying Real Big Tears |
|
crm |
Customer Relationship Management |
|
CROW |
Cyanide Remy Overdose And Wired |
|
CRR |
Chat Room Regular |
|
CRS |
Can't Remember Stuff |
|
CRT |
Cathode Ray Tube (type of TV) |
|
CRZY |
CRAZY WOMAN CREEK BANCORP INC. |
|
CS |
Counter-Strike (game) |
|
DAWG |
Dumb Ass White Guy |
|
DAYS |
Donate As You Surf |
|
DB |
Douche Bag |
|
DB |
Don't Bother |
|
DBA |
Dumb But Assertive |
|
DBA |
Doing Business As |
|
DBAA |
Don't Be An A*** |
|
DBC |
Don't Be Curious |
|
DBCS |
Double-Byte Character Set |
|
DBEYR |
Don't Believe Everything You Read |
|
DBF |
Depressed Best Friend |
|
DBI |
Don't Buy It |
|
DBL |
Don't Bother Looking |
|
DBL |
Don't Be Late |
|
DBM |
Don't Bother Me |
|
DBN |
Doing Business - Not |
|
DBR |
Damaged Beyond Repair |
|
DBS |
Drunken Brainless Scum |
|
dbtg |
Dont Be That Guy |
|
dc |
Disconnected Computing |
|
DC |
Doesn't Count |
|
DC |
Devastating Charisma |
|
DC |
Disconnected |
|
DC |
Daily Chump |
|
DCC |
Direct Chat Connection |
|
DCF |
Department of Children and Families |
|
DCM |
Don't Cry Mama |
|
DCM |
Don't Come Monday |
|
DCME |
Don't Call Me Easy |
|
DCOM |
Distributed Component Object Model |
|
DCS |
Database Connection Services |
|
DD |
Dear Daughter |
|
DDD |
Direct Distance Dial |
|
DDF |
Drug And Disease Free |
|
DDG |
Drop Dead Gorgeous |
|
DDOS |
Distributed Denial of Service |
|
DDS |
Deep Dark Secrets |
|
DDT |
Don't Do That |
|
DDT |
Dirty Dream Tonight |
|
DE |
Do Easy |
|
DEA |
Don't Even Answer |
|
DEA |
Drug Enforcement Administration (U.S. Department of Justice) |
|
DEA |
Don't Expect Anything |
|
DEAR |
Dumb Entries Aren't Read |
|
DEI! |
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! |
|
DEM |
Division of Engineering Mathematics |
|
DEP |
Don't Even Pray |
|
Dept |
Department |
|
DETAI |
Don't Even Think About It |
|
DEU |
Dumb End User |
|
DYOH |
Do Your Own Homework |
|
DYOT |
Do Your Own Thing |
|
DYS |
Do Your Stuff |
|
DYS |
Do You See? |
|
DYSTSOTT |
Did You See The Size Of That Thing? |
|
DYSWIS |
Do You See What I See |
|
DYT |
Don't You Think? |
|
DYU |
Do You Understand |
|
DYW |
Do Your Work |
|
DZ |
Dozen |
|
DZ |
Drop Zone |
|
DZD |
Dozed |
|
DZL |
Dazzle |
|
E |
Everything |
|
E |
Either |
|
E |
Enraged |
|
E-LAUGHING |
Electronic Laughing |
|
EA |
Extremely Amazing |
|
EA |
Easily Amused |
|
EA |
Each (as in a unit of measurement - one each) |
|
EAD |
Eat All Day |
|
EAD |
Encoded Archival Description |
|
EAEC |
East Asia Economic Caucus |
|
EAK |
Eating At Keyboard |
|
EB |
Emotional Baggage |
|
EB |
Emotional Buzz |
|
EB |
European Boy |
|
EBI |
Even Better If |
|
EBKAC |
Error Between Keyboard and Chair |
|
EBN |
Educational Bloggers Network |
|
EBS |
Excessive Boredom Syndrome |
|
ECM |
Email Campaign Management |
|
ECP |
Electronic Costume Party |
|
ECP |
Easyrider's Chat Page |
|
ED |
Erase Display |
|
EDD |
Estimated Delivery Date |
|
EDGE |
Endtime Discussion Group Exchange |
|
EDI |
Everyones Doing It |
|
EDU |
Excuse Divide Us |
|
EF |
Evaluation of Friend |
|
EFT |
Electronic Funds Transfer |
|
EG |
Evil Girlfriend |
|
EG |
Evil Grin |
|
EGB |
Extremely Greedy Bore |
|
EGG |
Enlightened Grammar Geek |
|
EGO |
Everyones Got One |
|
EHM |
Everyone Hates Me |
|
EIETMO |
Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion |
|
EIF |
Exercise In Futility |
|
ELE |
Everyone Love Everyone |
|
ELF |
Ever Lasting Friends |
|
ELLO |
Hello (not an acronym) |
|
ELO |
Electric Light Orchestra |
|
ELT |
Every Little Thing |
|
EMA |
E-Mail Address |
|
EMAFN |
Emitting More Air From Nose |
|
EMBO |
Eat My Butt Out |
|
EMC |
Even More Confused |
|
EMFBI |
Excuse Me for Butting In |
|
EMITAS |
Excuse Me, I am Taking A Survey |
|
EMO |
EMOtional person |
|
EMP |
Electro Magnetic Pulse |
|
EMP |
Excessive Multiple Posting |
|
EMR |
Embarrassing |
|
EMS |
Emergency medical service |
|
EMS |
E-Mail Shorthand |
|
EMSC |
EVERY MAN SENDS CIGNALS |
|
ENSA |
Every Night Something Atrocious |
|
EOB |
End Of Business |
|
EOC |
End Of Conversion |
|
EOD |
End Of Discussion |
|
EOE |
Equal Opportunity Employer |
|
EOF |
End Of File |
|
EOF |
End Of Friday |
|
EOL |
End Of Life |
|
EOL |
End Of Lecture |
|
EOL |
End Of Line |
|
EOM |
End Of Message |
|
EON |
Everything or Nothing |
|
EOR |
End of Rant |
|
EOS |
End of Story |
|
EOT |
End Of Transmission |
|
EOT |
End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion) |
|
EOT |
The End Of The .... |
|
EOTWAWKI |
End of the World As We Know It |
|
EOY |
End-Of-Year |
|
EP |
Everything's Possible |
|
EP |
Electronic Posters |
|
EP |
Extended Play |
|
EPD |
Excessive Posting Disorder |
|
EQ |
Enjoyment Quota |
|
EQ |
Emotional Quotient |
|
ER |
Electronic Relationships |
|
ES |
Even Steven |
|
ESA |
European Space Agency |
|
ESAD |
Eat Shit And Die |
|
ESOSL |
Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter |
|
ESP |
Extra Sensory Perception |
|
ESP |
Extra Sex Please |
|
ESP |
Extra Sensitive Personality |
|
ESP |
Extra Sensual People |
|
ESP |
Extra Sensory Post |
|
ESRB |
Entertainment Software Rating Board |
|
EST |
Eastern Standard Time |
|
EST |
Established |
|
ETA |
Estimated Time of Arrival |
|
ETC |
Et Cetera |
|
ETD |
Estimated Time of Departure |
|
ETF |
Easy To Find |
|
ETLA |
Extended Three Letter Acronym |
|
ETW |
Easier Than Writing |
|
ETX |
End of Text |
|
EU |
Everything Unbelievably |
|
EU |
European Union (1994; formerly referred to as the EEC or EC) |
|
EUC |
Excellent Used Condition |
|
EYT |
Enjoy Yourself Tonight |
|
EYU |
Eat You Up |
|
EZ |
Easy |
|
F |
Female |
|
F2F |
Face To Face (also Meeting In Person) |
|
F2T |
Free to Talk |
|
F9 |
Fine |
|
FA |
Fat Admirer |
|
FA |
For Auction |
|
FAATC |
Fell Asleep At The Computer |
|
FAB |
Features-Attributes-Benefits |
|
FACT |
Friends of Alachua County Talk |
|
FAIR |
Forum Against Islamophobia Racism |
|
FAM |
Family of Frequencies |
|
Fam |
Family |
|
FAM |
Family Arabian Mare |
|
fam |
The Family Channel |
|
FAM |
Family Assessment Measure |
|
fam |
Family Awareness Method |
|
FAO |
For Attention Of |
|
FAO |
Fin Addicts Online |
|
FAP |
Find A Phone |
|
FAP |
First Aid Post |
|
FAQ |
Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak) |
|
FATH |
First and Truest Husband |
|
FAWC |
For Anyone Who Cares |
|
FB |
Facebook |
|
FB |
Friendship Book |
|
FBI |
Federal Bureau of Investigation |
|
FBI |
Fine, Beautiful, and Intelligent |
|
FBI |
Friends Beyond Infinity |
|
FBI |
Fabulous Beautiful and Intelligent |
|
FBI |
Find Boys Immediately |
|
FBI |
Fully Blew It |
|
FBM |
Fat Bald Man |
|
FBNRL |
Funny But Not Really Laughing |
|
FBW |
Fly By Wire |
|
FC |
Fingers Crossed |
|
FC |
Fat Chance |
|
FC |
Face Contact |
|
FCFS |
First Come First Served |
|
FCOL |
For Crying Out Loud |
|
FCS |
First Customer Ship |
|
FD |
Forum Discussion |
|
FD |
First Date |
|
FDI |
Finally Did It |
|
FDL |
Fat, Dumb, and Lazy |
|
FDR |
Franklin Delano Roosevelt |
|
FDROTFL |
Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
|
FE |
For Example |
|
FE |
Fatal Error |
|
FEL |
F*** Everybody's Life |
|
FF |
Forum Feedback |
|
FFA |
Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop. |
|
FFA |
Frequently Forgotten Answers |
|
FFF |
Friends for Free |
|
FFF |
Fightin Fundamentalist Forum |
|
FFF |
Fan Fiction Forum |
|
FFF |
Five Favourite Forum |
|
FFF |
Facebook Friends Forever |
|
FFFL |
Fabulous Friends For Life |
|
FFT |
Fast Fourier Transform |
|
FGF |
Forest Guardians Forums |
|
FGR |
Frequently Generates Responses |
|
FIFO |
First In, First Out |
|
FIFS |
First In First Served |
|
FIGA |
Forget It, Go Away |
|
FIGF |
Forget It, Gone Fishing |
|
FIGH |
Forget it, Go Home |
|
FIGJAM |
F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me |
|
FIGP |
Forget It, Get Pissed |
|
FIL |
Father-In-Law |
|
FIMO |
Forget It, Move On |
|
FIQ |
Frequently Ignored Questions |
|
FIS |
Fake Information System |
|
FISH |
First In Still Here |
|
FISH |
For Immediate Sympathetic Help |
|
FIT |
Fashion Institute of Technology |
|
FITB |
Fill In The Blank |
|
FL |
Freakin Loser |
|
FL |
Friggin Loser |
|
FLAPS |
A Magnificent Play On Words! 'Favorite Local Auto Parts Store' |
|
FLG |
Fat Loudmouth Guy |
|
FMA |
Formal Martial Artist |
|
FMB |
Frontline Message Board |
|
FML |
F*** My Life |
|
FMOG |
Find Me On Google |
|
FMTKFYTFO |
For Me to Know, For You to Find Out |
|
FMW |
Funnier My Way |
|
FN |
Forum Notice |
|
FN |
Fine Condition |
|
Fn |
Fine |
|
Fnf |
Friends and Family |
|
FO |
Friends Of |
|
FOAF |
Friend Of A Friend |
|
FOB |
Fine Oriental Boy |
|
FOB |
Fabulous Oriental Being |
|
FOB |
Frequently Out of the Building |
|
FOCL |
Falling Off Chair Laughing |
|
FOCLMAO |
Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off |
|
FOCUS |
Forum of Children United to Succeed |
|
FOE |
Friends Of Elite |
|
FOF |
Friend of Friend |
|
FOG |
Full Of Garbage |
|
FOG |
Four Old Guys |
|
FOI |
Full of It |
|
FOIL |
Forum of Indian Leftists |
|
FOMAL |
Fell On My Ass Laughing |
|
FOMCL |
Fell Off My Chair Laughing |
|
FON |
Freak of Nature |
|
FON |
Telephone |
|
FOO |
First One of Our .... |
|
FOOL |
Fragged Out Old Loser |
|
FOOSH |
Fall on an Outstretched Hand |
|
FOS |
Freak Out Squad |
|
FOSIC |
Friends Of Stars Internet Club |
|
FOT |
Fell Off A Truck |
|
FP |
Fun Person |
|
FP |
First Post |
|
FP |
Funny Party |
|
FPA |
Frequent Post Archive |
|
FPNI |
First Post Nails It |
|
FPOC |
Friends Point Of Contact |
|
FPS |
For Pete's Sake |
|
FQ |
Frequent Question |
|
FQ |
Fairly Quick |
|
FQA |
Facts, Questions, and Answers |
|
FQA |
Frequently Questioned Answers |
|
FRC |
Funky Radically Cool |
|
FRC |
Flamingo Reseller Convention |
|
FRED |
Funky Robotic Electronic Device |
|
FRFR |
For Real For Real |
|
FRM |
From |
|
FROG |
Furnaced Room Over Garage |
|
FRY |
First Read Yesterday |
|
HD |
Horse Dung |
|
HDC |
Hackers Dot Com |
|
HDYK |
How Do You Know? |
|
HELP |
Hello Everyone, Lets Party! |
|
HEXI |
Six (a six pack of anything) |
|
HF |
Habba Forum |
|
HF |
Have Fun |
|
HFB |
Hugs From Behind |
|
HFC |
Heading For Castration |
|
HFC |
Hot French Chick |
|
HFY |
Happy For You |
|
HG |
Hey guys |
|
HH |
Happy Humper |
|
HH |
Handsome Hunk |
|
HH |
Happy Happy |
|
HHH |
Hope This Helps |
|
HHH |
Hot Huge Hooters |
|
HHOJ |
Ha Ha Only Joking |
|
HHRU |
Hello How Are You? |
|
HHWW |
Holding Hands While Walking |
|
HI |
Hanging Indent |
|
HI |
Humorous Individual |
|
IOU |
"I Owe You" (Promissory note) |
|
IOW |
In Other Words |
|
IP |
Intellectual Property |
|
IP |
Internet Protocol |
|
IQ |
Intelligence Quotient |
|
IRA |
Irish Republican Army see PIRA |
|
IRC |
Internet Relay Chat |
|
IRL |
In Real Life |
|
IRMFI |
I Reply Merely for Information |
|
IROOC |
I've Run Out of Cigarettes |
|
IRSTBO |
It Really Sucks The Big One |
|
IS |
I'm Sorry |
|
ISAGN |
I See A Great Need |
|
ISDN |
Integrated Services Digital Network |
|
ISO |
In Search Of |
|
ISP |
Internet Service Provider |
|
ISS |
International Space Station |
|
ISTM |
It Seems To Me |
|
ISTR |
I Seem To Recall |
|
ISTR |
I Seem to Remember |
|
ISWYM |
I See What You Mean |
|
IT |
Information Technology |
|
ITAH |
Is There Anybody Here |
|
ITFA |
In the Final Analysis |
|
ITR |
Internet Talk Radio |
|
ITSM |
IT Service Management |
|
ITYM |
I Think You Mean |
|
IUTKATS |
I Used to Know All That Stuff |
|
IWBNI |
It Would Be Nice If .... |
|
IWIK |
I Wish I Knew |
|
IWSN |
I Want Sex Now |
|
IYFEG |
Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
|
IYKWIM |
If You Know What I Mean |
|
IYKWIMAITYD |
If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do |
|
IYSWIM |
If You See What I Mean |
|
IYW |
If You Wish |
|
J/K |
Just Kidding |
|
J4F |
Just for Fun |
|
JAM |
Just A Minute |
|
JAS |
Just A Second |
|
JASE |
Just Another System Error |
|
JAWS |
Just Another Windows Shell |
|
JBOD |
Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives |
|
JC |
Just Curious |
|
JFF |
Just For Fun |
|
JFYI |
Just for Your Information |
|
JIC |
Just In Case |
|
JIT |
Just in time |
|
JJ |
Just Joking |
|
JK |
Just kidding |
|
JMHO |
Just My Humble Opinion |
|
JMO |
Just My Opinion |
|
JMOOC |
Just My Opinion of Course |
|
JOOTT |
Just One Of Those Things |
|
JP |
Just playing |
|
JPW |
Just Plain Weird |
|
JSYK |
Just So You Know |
|
JTLYK |
Just To Let You Know |
|
JTYWTK |
Just Thought You Wanted To Know |
|
JW |
Just wondering |
|
KBD |
Keyboard |
|
KHYF |
Know How You Feel |
|
KIA |
Killed in Action |
|
KIS |
Keep It Simple |
|
KISS |
Keep It Simple Stupid |
|
KIT |
Keep In Touch |
|
KITA |
Kick In The Ass |
|
KMA |
Kiss My Ass |
|
KMRIA |
Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-) |
|
KMYF |
Kiss Me You Fool |
|
KOL |
Kiss on Lips |
|
KOTC |
Kiss On The Cheek |
|
KOTL |
Kiss On The Lips |
|
KTCOOTN |
Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup |
|
KUTGSAWYAD |
Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing |
|
KUTGW |
Keep up the Good Work |
|
Kwum |
Know What You Mean |
|
KYHOOYA |
Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass |
|
L8 |
Late |
|
L8R |
Later |
|
LA |
Los Angeles |
|
LAN |
Local Area Network |
|
LBL |
Label |
|
LD |
Long Distance |
|
LDR |
Long Distance Relationship |
|
LED |
law enforcement desk; light emitting diode |
|
LEP |
Light Emitting Polymer |
|
LFS |
Large File Support |
|
LIFO |
Last In, First Out |
|
LIU |
LAN Interface Unit |
|
LJBF |
Let's Just Be Friends |
|
LKG |
Last Known Good |
|
LLAP |
Live Long And Prosper |
|
LLTA |
Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
|
LMA |
Leave Me Alone |
|
LMAO |
Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting) |
|
LMAOROTF |
Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor |
|
LMC |
Lost My Connection |
|
LMCOA |
Lost My Connection Once Again |
|
LMIRL |
Let's Meet In Real Life |
|
LMK |
Let Me Know |
|
LOA |
List of acronyms |
|
LOHICA |
Look Out, Here It Comes Again |
|
LOI |
Lack of Interest |
|
LOL |
Little Old Lady |
|
LOLAROTG |
Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground |
|
LOLOL |
Lots Of Laughing Out Loud |
|
LOTR |
Lord Of The Rings |
|
LRF |
Little Rubber Feet |
|
LRU |
Least Recently Used |
|
LSFIAB |
Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel |
|
LSHIH |
Laughing So Hard It Hurts |
|
LSHIPMP |
Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants |
|
Lshmbb |
Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
|
LSHMBH |
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
|
LSP |
Less Sensitive Person |
|
LTBF |
Learn to Be Funny |
|
LTHTT |
Laughing Too Hard to Type |
|
Ltip |
Laughing Til I Puke |
|
LTNS |
Long Time No See |
|
LTO |
Linear Tape-Open |
|
LTR |
Letter |
|
LULU |
Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism) |
|
LUN |
Logical Unit Number |
|
LWB |
Long wheel base |
|
LWR |
Launch When Ready |
|
LY |
Love You |
|
LYK |
Let You Know |
|
LYWAMH |
Love You with All My Heart |
|
M |
Male |
|
m$ |
Microsoft |
|
m2m |
Machine to Machine, Mobile |
|
M8 |
Mate |
|
MBM |
Magnetic Bubble Memory |
|
MBUC |
Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence |
|
MC |
Master of Ceremonies |
|
MCIBTY |
My Computer Is Better Than Yours |
|
MEG |
Mega Evil Grin |
|
MEGO |
My eyes glaze over (about something really boring) |
|
MFG |
Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German) |
|
MFT |
Master File Table |
|
MGB |
May God Bless |
|
MGMT |
Management |
|
MHBFY |
My Heart Bleeds For You |
|
MHOTY |
My Hat's Off To You |
|
MHS |
Message Handling System (electronic) |
|
MIA |
Missing In Action |
|
MIB |
Mint In Box |
|
MIL |
Mother-In-Law |
|
Milg |
Make it Look Good |
|
MIMO |
Multiple Input, Multiple Output |
|
MIN |
Minute |
|
MIPS |
Millions of Instructions Per Second |
|
MLA |
Multiple Letter Acronym |
|
MMAMP |
Meet Me At My Place |
|
MMF |
Make Money Fast |
|
MMORPG |
Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game |
|
MOB |
Mobile |
|
MOC |
Mint On Card |
|
MOF |
Matter of Fact |
|
mom |
Moment |
|
MOM |
Momentary Contact |
|
MOO |
MUD Object Oriented |
|
MORF |
Male Or Female ? |
|
MOS |
Member of the Opposite Sex |
|
MOSPF |
Multicast Open Shortest Path First |
|
MOTAS |
Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
|
MOTD |
Message of the Day |
|
MOTM |
Member of the Month |
|
MOTOS |
Member Of The Opposite Sex |
|
MOTSS |
Member Of The Same Sex |
|
MRU |
Most Recently Used |
|
MS |
The Company Microsoft |
|
MSG |
Message |
|
MTBF |
Mean Time Before Failure |
|
MTFBWY |
May The Force Be With You |
|
MTH |
Month |
|
MUD |
Multi-User Dimension |
|
MWBRL |
More Will Be Revealed Later |
|
MWMT |
Mint with mint tags |
|
MYOB |
Mind Your Own Business |
|
N/A |
Not Applicable |
|
N/A |
Not Available |
|
N1 |
Nice One |
|
NA |
Not Available |
|
NA |
Not Applicable |
|
NAGI |
Not A Good Idea |
|
NAHM |
Not A Happy Man |
|
NAHW |
Not A Happy Woman |
|
NAND |
Not And |
|
NARU |
Not A Registered User |
|
NAVY |
Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
|
NBD |
No Big Deal |
|
NBL |
Not Bloody Likely |
|
NBTD |
Nothing Better to Do |
|
NCO |
Non-Commissioned Officer |
|
NDA |
Non-Disclosure Agreement |
|
NETUA |
Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything |
|
NFI |
No Fucking Idea |
|
NG |
No Good |
|
NHOH |
Never Heard Of Him/Her |
|
NIAA |
No Idea At All |
|
NIB |
New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings) |
|
NICBDAT |
Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes |
|
NIDWTC |
No I Don't Want to Chat |
|
NIFOC |
Naked In Front Of Computer |
|
NIH |
Not Invented Here |
|
NIM |
No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email. |
|
NIMBY |
Not In My Back Yard |
|
NIMFYE |
Not In My Front Yard Either |
|
NIMH |
Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel) |
|
NIMTO |
Not In My Term of Office |
|
NINO |
Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output |
|
NIT |
Not in Therapy |
|
NL |
New Line |
|
NLI |
Not Logged In |
|
NLT |
No Later Than |
|
NM |
Never Mind |
|
NMH |
Not Much Here |
|
NMI |
No Middle Initial |
|
NMJ |
Not My Job |
|
NNITO |
Not Necessarily In That Order |
|
NOP |
No Operation |
|
NOTTOMH |
Not Off the Top of My Head |
|
NOYB |
None Of Your Business |
|
NP |
No Problem |
|
NPLU |
Not People Like Us |
|
NPV |
Net Present Value {economics} |
|
OPP |
Other People's Problems |
|
OSIM |
Oh Shoot It's Monday |
|
OT |
Off Topic |
|
OT |
Overtime |
|
OT |
Other Topic |
|
OT1H |
On The One Hand |
|
OTA |
Over The Air |
|
OTD |
out the door (discharged |
|
OTK |
Over The Knee |
|
OTL |
Out To Lunch |
|
OTOH |
On The Other Hand |
|
OTOOH |
On the Other Other Hand |
|
OTP |
One Time Password |
|
OTP |
On the Phone |
|
OTT |
Over The Top |
|
OTTH |
On the Third Hand |
|
OTTOMH |
Off the top of my head |
|
OW |
Oh Well |
|
OWTTE |
Or Words To That Effect |
|
P2P |
Peer to Peer (as in music file sharing systems like KaZaA) |
|
PABG |
Pack A Big Gun |
|
PAW |
Parents Are Watching |
|
PBCAK |
Problem Between Chair And Keyboard |
|
PBM |
Play By Mail |
|
PC |
Player Character |
|
PCB |
Please Call Back |
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PCO |
Please Carry On |
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PD |
Public Domain |
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PDA |
Public Display of Affection |
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PDS |
Please Don't Shoot |
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PDT |
Pacific Daylight Time |
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PEBCAC |
Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer (IT Help Desk In-joke) |
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PEBCAK |
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard |
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PEBKAC |
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto) |
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PEST |
Please Excuse Slow Typing |
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PG |
Pretty Good |
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PG |
Parental Guidance |
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PGP |
Pretty Good Privacy (encryption) |
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PHAT |
Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
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PHB |
Pointy Haired Boss |
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PIBKAC |
Problem Is Between Keyboard and Chair |
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PIC |
Picture |
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PICNIC |
Problem in Chair Not in Computer |
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PITA |
Pain In The Association |
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PITBY |
Put It in Their Back Yard |
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PLBKAC |
Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair |
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PLMK |
Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher) |
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PLOKTA |
Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method. |
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PLS |
Please |
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PLZ |
Please |
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PM |
Private Message |
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PM |
post meridian |
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PMA |
Physical Medium Attachment |
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PMBI |
Pardon My Butting In |
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PMFBI |
Pardon Me For Butting In |
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PMFJI |
Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above) |
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PMFJIH |
Pardon Me for Jumping in Here |
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PMIGBOM |
Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
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PMJI |
Pardon My Jumping In |
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PMPO |
Peak Music Power Output |
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PnP |
Plug aNd Play |
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POC |
Point Of Contact |
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POM |
Phase Of The Moon |
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POS |
Piece Of Shit |
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POS |
Parent Over Shoulder |
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POSSLQ |
Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters |
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POTS |
Plain Old Telephone System |
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POTUS |
President Of The United States. Acronym used by Whitehouse staff. See also FLOFTUS. |
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POV |
Point Of View |
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POV |
Privately Owned Vehicle |
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PPL |
People |
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PPL |
Pay Per Lead |
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PPP |
Petty Pet Peeve |
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PS |
PostScript |
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PSA |
Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term) |
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PSP |
PlayStation Portable |
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PST |
Please Send Tell |
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PTB |
Powers That Be |
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PTL |
Praise The Lord |
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PTM |
Please Tell Me |
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PTMM |
Please Tell Me More |
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PTO |
Please Turn Over |
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Punts |
People of Utterly No Tactical Significance |
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PVC |
Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM) |
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PVT |
Private |
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PW |
Password |
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PYS |
Pack Your Stuff |
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Q |
Queue |
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QED |
Quick Easy Dirty |
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QFT |
Quoted For Truth |
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QOTD |
Quote of the Day |
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R&D |
Research & Development |
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R/T |
Real Time |
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RAK |
Random Act Of Kindness |
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RBS |
Really Big Screen |
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RC |
Remote Control |
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RCI |
Rectal Cranial Inversion (Head Up Ass) |
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RFC |
Request For Comment |
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RFD |
Request For Discussion |
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RFT |
Request For Thinking |
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RHIP |
Rank Has Its Privileges |
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RHIP |
Rank Hath Its Privileges |
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RL |
Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting |
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RLCO |
Real Life Conference |
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RM |
Room |
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RMB |
Right Mouse Button |
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ROFFNAR |
Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason |
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ROFL |
Rolling on the floor laughing |
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ROFLAHMSL |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing |
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ROFLASC |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat |
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ROFLOLVH |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard |
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Rofpml |
Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing |
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ROFTTPOF |
Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames |
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ROTBA |
Reality on the Blink Again |
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ROTF |
Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied) |
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ROTFL |
Roll On The Floor Laughing |
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ROTFLBTC |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet |
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ROTFLMAO |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
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ROTFLOL |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
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ROTFLSTC |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat |
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ROTFLUTS |
Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak |
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ROTM |
Right On The Money |
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RP |
Role Play |
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RPG |
Role Playing Game |
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RSN |
Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming] |
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RT |
Real Time (R/T Preferred) |
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RTFF |
Read The Fucking FAQ |
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RTFM |
Read the Flippin Manual |
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RTFM |
Read The Fucking Manual |
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RTI |
Real Time Interruption |
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RTS |
Ready To Send |
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RTS |
Read the Screen |
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RTSM |
Read the Stupid Manual |
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RTT |
Round Trip Timer |
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RTV |
Return To Vendor |
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RW |
Real World |
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SAF |
Single Asian Female |
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SAYOR |
Speak At Your Own Risk |
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SB |
Somebody |
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sbb |
Stupid Beyond Belief |
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SBCN |
Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked |
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SBD |
Silent But Deadly |
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SBF |
Single Black Female |
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SBM |
Single Black Male |
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SCNR |
Sorry, Could Not Resist |
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SDIHTT |
SomeDay I'll Have The Time |
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SDK |
Software Developer's Kit |
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sep |
Signalling End Point |
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SEP |
Someone Else's Problem |
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serp |
Search Engine Results Positioning |
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SETE |
Smiling Ear to Ear |
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SF |
Science Fiction |
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Sf |
Surfer Friendly |
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SFAIAA |
So Far As I Am Aware |
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SFF |
Small-Form-Factor |
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SFLA |
Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
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SFMJI |
Sorry For My Jumping In |
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sft |
Sorry For That |
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SH |
Same Here |
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Sh |
Shit Happens |
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SICS |
Sitting in Chair Snickering |
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SIL |
Sister-In-Law |
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SIMMS |
Single Inline Memory Modules |
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SITD |
Still In The Dark |
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SJF |
Single Jewish Female |
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SJM |
Single Jewish Male |
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SLP |
Super Long Play |
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SLR |
Single Lens Reflex |
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SME |
Subject Matter Expert |
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SMHID |
Scratching My Head in Disbelief |
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SMMWO |
Shut My Mouth Wide Open |
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SMO |
Serious Mode On |
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SMOFF |
Serious Mode Off |
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SMOP |
Small Matter of Programming |
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SNAFU |
Situation Normal All Fouled Up |
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SNAG |
Sensitive New Age Guy |
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SO |
Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend) |
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SOH |
Sense Of Humor |
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SOHF |
Sense Of Humor Failure |
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SOS |
Same Old Shit |
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SOSO |
Same Old, Same-Old |
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SOTA |
State Of The Art |
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SOW |
Statement Of Work |
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SPKR |
Speaker |
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SQ |
Square |
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SSIA |
Subject Says It All |
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SSID |
Service set identifier (Wi-Fi) |
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SSL |
Secure Socket Layer |
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STBY |
Sucks To Be You |
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STFU |
Shut The Fuck Up |
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STS |
So To Speak |
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STW |
Search the Web |
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SUFID |
Screwing Up Face in Disgust |
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SW |
Software (SFTWE Preferred) |
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SWAG |
Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
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SWAK |
Sealed With A Kiss |
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SWALK |
Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
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SWCOC |
Special Wishes Comments or Corrections |
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SWDYRTW |
Since When do You Rule the Web? |
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SWDYT |
So What Do You Think |
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SWL |
Screaming With Laughter |
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SWM |
Single White Male |
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SWMBO |
She Who Must Be Obeyed |
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SWYP |
So What's Your Problem |
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SYL |
See You Later |
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SYS |
See You Soon |
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SYSOP |
System Operator |
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SYT |
Sweet Young Thing |
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TA |
Thanks Again |
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TAFN |
That's All for Now |
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TANJ |
There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels) |
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TANSTAAFL |
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress) |
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TARFU |
Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR. |
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TBA |
To Be Announcede |
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TBA |
To Be Advised |
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TBC |
To Be Confirmed |
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TBC |
To Be Continued |
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TBD |
To Be Determined |
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TBDML |
To Be Discussed Much Later |
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TBE |
To Be Expected |
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TBH |
To Be Honest |
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TBYB |
Try Before You Buy |
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TC |
Telephone Call |
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TC |
Take Care |
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TCB |
Taking Care of Business |
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TCO |
Taken Care Of |
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TEI |
Total Economic Impact |
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TEL |
Telephone |
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TEOTD |
The end of the day |
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TEOTWAWKI |
The End Of The World As We Know It |
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TFH |
Thread From Hell (internet Forums) |
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TFS |
Three Finger Salute |
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TFTT |
Thanks for the Thought |
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TGAL |
Think Globally, Act Locally |
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TGFTCL |
Thank God For The Chat Line |
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TGIF |
Thank God It's Friday |
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TGTF |
Thank God Tomorrow's Friday |
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THD |
Total Harmonic Distortion |
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THX |
Thanks |
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TIA |
Thanks in advance |
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TIE |
Take It Easy |
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TIME |
Tears In My Eyes |
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TIMTOWTDI |
There Is More Than One Way To Do It |
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Tinalo |
This Is Not A Legal Opinion |
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TINAR |
This is Not a Recommendation |
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TINSTAAFL |
There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
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TINWIS |
That Is Not What I Said |
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TIWTGLGG |
This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes |
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TLG |
The Living God |
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TM |
Trademark |
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TM |
Trust Me |
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TMI |
Too Much Information (Internet Slang) |
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TMSHTF |
Too Much Shit Hit The Fan |
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TMTC |
Too Many To Count |
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Tmtltbmg |
There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl |
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TMTOWTDI |
There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl) |
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TNG |
The Next Generation (Star Trek) |
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TNPP |
Telocator Network Paging Protocol |
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TNX |
Thanks |
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TOBG |
This Oughta Be Good |
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TOC |
Table of Contents |
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TPAE |
The Possibilities Are Endless |
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TPTB |
The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC). |
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TQM |
Total Quality Management |
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TRDMC |
Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
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TSOHF |
Total Sense of Humour Failure |
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TSR |
Totally Stupid Rules |
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TTBE |
That's to Be Expected |
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TTBOMK |
To The Best Of My Knowledge |
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TTFF |
Time To First Fix |
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TTFN |
Ta Ta For Now |
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TTG |
Time-To-Go |
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TTL |
Time To Live |
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TTL4N |
That's the Lot for Now |
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TTLFN |
That's The Lot For Now |
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TTM |
To the Moderator |
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TTMNR |
Take The Money aNd Run |
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TTS |
Text To Speech |
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TTUL |
Talk To You Later |
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TTYL |
Talk To You Later (Internet Slang) |
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TTYRS |
Talk To You Real Soon |
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TTYS |
Talk To You Soon |
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TUFD |
The User File Died |
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TWIMC |
To Whom It May Concern |
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Twyas |
That's What You All Say |
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Twyt |
That's What You Think |
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TXT |
Text |
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TY |
Thank You |
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TYLE |
Took You Long Enough |
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TYT |
Take Your Time |
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Tyvl |
Thank You Very Little |
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TYVM |
Thank you very much |
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UAE |
Unrecoverable Application Error |
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UART |
Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitter |
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UAV |
Unmanned Aerial Vehicle |
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UBD |
User Brain Damage |
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UBE |
Unsolicited Bulk Email |
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UCE |
Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail |
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UDS |
Ugly Domestic Scene |
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UFN |
Until Further Notice |
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WMMOWS |
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap |
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WNOHGB |
Where No One Has Gone Before |
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WOA |
Work of Art |
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WOM |
Word of Mouth |
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WOMBAT |
Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in |
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WORM |
Write-Once, Read-Many |
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WOW |
World of Warcraft |
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WRT |
"With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics. |
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WT |
Without Thinking |
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WTC |
World Trade Center |
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WTF |
what the fuck |
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WTG |
Way To Go |
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WTGP |
Want To Go Private? |
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WTH |
What The Hell? |
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WTH |
What The Heck? |
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WTHDTM |
What The Hell Does That Mean? |
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WTMKF |
Welcome To My Kill Filter |
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WTSDS |
Where The Sun Don't Shine |
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WTTM |
Without Thinking Too Much |
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WU |
What's Up? |
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WUGAC |
When yoU Get A Chance |
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WX |
Weather |
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Wybmadiity |
Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You |
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WYGAC |
When You Get A Chance |
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Wymows |
Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap |
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WYP |
What's Your Problem? |
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WYSBANRTWYG |
What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get |
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WYSBYGI |
What You See Before You Get It |
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WYSINEWYGBIC |
What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close |
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WYSIWYD |
What You See Is What You Deserve |
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WYSIWYG |
What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms) |
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Wyttiwtk |
What You Tell Them Is What They Know |
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XFER |
Transfer |
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XLNT |
Excellent |
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YAA |
Yet Another Acronym |
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YABA |
Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
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YABSA |
Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym |
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YACC |
Yet Another Compiler-Compiler |
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YAFIYGI |
You Asked for It, You Got It |
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YANETUT |
You Are Not Expected to Understand This |
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YAOTM |
Yet Another Off-Topic Message |
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YAP |
Yet Another Ploy |
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YAUN |
Yet Another Unix Nerd |
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Ybtmfml |
You Belong to Me Forever My Love |
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YBYSA |
You Bet Your Sweet Ass |
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YCDBSOYA |
You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass |
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YCDBWYCID |
You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down |
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YCLIU |
You Can Look It Up |
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YG |
Young Gentleman |
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YGIAGAM |
Your Guess Is As Good As Mine |
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