Internet Slang, SMS, Texting & Chat >> sms Abbreviations
Look through 1587 acronyms and abbreviations related to sms:
| #:-) | Smiling with a fur hat | |
| %- ) | Confused or merry | |
| %-( | Confused and unhappy | |
| %-} | Intoxicated | |
| &:-) | Smiling with curls | |
| (:-) | Smiling with helmet | |
| (:::X:::) | Plaster / Elastoplast | |
| ******@* | Cenitpede wearing a sombrero | |
| *<|:o)> | Santa Claus | |
| -( | Frown | |
| -) | Smile | |
| -6% | Not very clever | |
| -:-) | Punk | |
| -O | Surprised | |
| -P | Sticking Out Tongue | |
| /(00)/ | Spider | |
| /: - | | Unamused, mildly cross | |
| 0 | Zero | |
| 1 | One | |
| 10Q | Thank You | |
| 1ce | Once | |
| 2 | To | |
| 2 | Too Add | |
| 2 | Two | |
| 10 | Ten | |
| 121 | One-To-One | |
| 143 | I Love You (letters in each word) | |
| 26y4u | Too Sexy for You | |
| 2BCTND | To Be Continued. | |
| 2bono | To Be or Not to Be | |
| 2D4 | To Die For | |
| 2DAY | Today | |
| 2g4u | To Good for You | |
| 2HT2HNDL | Too Hot To Handle. | |
| 2L8 | Too Late | |
| 2MOR | Tomorrow | |
| 2n8 | Two and Eight | |
| 2NITE | Tonight | |
| 2U2 | To You Too | |
| 2WIMC | To Whom It May Concern | |
| 3 | Three | |
| 4 | Four | |
| 4 | For | |
| 5 | Five | |
| 6 | Six | |
| 7 | Seven | |
| 8 | Eight | |
| 9 | Nine | |
| 86 | Over | |
| 86 | Out of |
| 411 | Info | |
| 1337 | Elite | |
| 1457 | Last | |
| 4E | Forever | |
| 4EVA | Forever | |
| 4EVER | Forever | |
| 4FRNFR | Forever and Ever | |
| 4n | Foreign | |
| 4U | For You | |
| 4YEO | For Your Eyes Only | |
| 5:-) | Elvis Presley | |
| 7k | Sick | |
| 8-) | Smiling with Glasses | |
| 8:-) | Glasses on head | |
| 8:] | A Gorilla | |
| : - )… | Drooling | |
| : @ | Shouting | |
| :' ) | Happy and crying | |
| :'-( | Crying | |
| :'-D | Crying with laughter | |
| :( | Sad, without nose | |
| :)s | Smiles | |
| :-# | Razes | |
| :-' | Sceptical | |
| :-( | Sad | |
| :-( ) | Shocked | |
| :-(0) | Shouting | |
| :-)8 | Smiling with bow tie | |
| :-)= | Smiling with a beard | |
| :-* | Bitter | |
| :-0 HBTU 0-: | Happy Birthday To You | |
| :-7 | Smirk | |
| :-9 | Salivating | |
| :-< | Cheated | |
| :-<> | Surprised | |
| :-? | Smoking a pipe | |
| :-C | Real Unhappy | |
| :-D | Laugher | |
| :-D | Grinning | |
| :-E | Buck-toothed Vampire | |
| :-o | Appalled | |
| :-o zz | Bored | |
| :-v | Talking | |
| :-w | Talking with two tongues | |
| :-X | Not saying a word | |
| :-X | Biggy sloppy kiss | |
| :-x | Small Kiss | |
| :-{) | With a moustache | |
| :-{} | Lip stick | |
| :-| | Determined |
| :-|| | Angry (Original Smiley) | |
| :-~) | Having a cold | |
| :=) | Two noses | |
| :^) | Broken nose | |
| <3X | Love heart and Kiss | |
| <|-) | Chinese | |
| =(_8^(1) | Homer Simpson | |
| =|:-)= | Uncle Sam | |
| >8-D | Evil crazed laughter | |
| >: - ( | Angry, yet sad | |
| >: -| | Cross | |
| >:-@! | Angry and swearing | |
| ><:> | A Turkey | |
| >>: -) | A Klingon | |
| >@@@@8^) | Marge Simpson | |
| @:-) | Wearing A Turban | |
| @TEOTD | At The End Of The Day | |
| @WRK | At Work | |
| @}---,--- | A rose | |
| A/S/L | Age/Sex/Location | |
| a3 | Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere | |
| A3 | Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime | |
| A41A14A | All for One and One for All | |
| AA | Adios Amigo | |
| AA | As above | |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse | |
| AAF | As A Friend | |
| AAK | Asleep at Keyboard | |
| AAM | As A Matter Of Fact. | |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact | |
| AAMOI | As A Matter of Interest | |
| AAR | At Any Rate | |
| AAR8 | At Any Rate | |
| AAS | Alive and smiling | |
| AATK | Always At the Keyboard | |
| AAYF | As Always Your Friend | |
| AB | Ah Bless! | |
| AB | Ass Backwards | |
| abbrev | abbreviation | |
| ABITHIWT | A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush | |
| ABRS | Abbreviations | |
| ABT | About | |
| ABT2 | About To | |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete | |
| ACE | Access Control Entry | |
| ADAD | Another Day Another Dollar | |
| ADBB | All Done Bye Bye | |
| ADCTD2UV | Addicted To Love | |
| ADD | Address | |
| ADDY | Address |
| ADIH | Another Day in Hell | |
| ADIP | Another Day in Paradise | |
| ADN | Any Day Now | |
| ADR | Address | |
| AEAP | As Early As Possible | |
| AFAGAY | A Friend As Good As You | |
| AFAHMASP | A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted | |
| AFAIAC | As Far As I Am Concerned | |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned | |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See | |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell | |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know | |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand | |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It | |
| AFAP | As Fast As Possible | |
| AFAP | As Far As Possible | |
| AFC | Away from Computer | |
| AFDN | Any Fucking Day Now | |
| AFIAA | As Far As I Am Aware | |
| AFINIAFI | A Friend in Need Is A Friend Indeed | |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation) | |
| AFN | All For Now | |
| AFU | All Fucked Up | |
| AFWIW | Anyway, for what it's worth | |
| AFZ | Acronym Free Zone | |
| AGKWE | And God Knows What Else | |
| AH | At home | |
| AI | As If | |
| AIAMU | And I'm A Monkey's Uncle | |
| AIH | As It Happens | |
| AIM | AOL Institutent Messenger | |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before | |
| AIMP | Always In My Prayers | |
| AIP | Agreement in Principle | |
| AISB | As I Said Before | |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier | |
| AISI | As I See It | |
| AIUI | As I Understand It | |
| AKA | Also Know As | |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible | |
| ALAP | As Long As Possible | |
| ALlWansU | All I want is You | |
| ALOL | Actually laughing out loud | |
| ALTG | Act Locally, Think Globally | |
| ALWZ | Always | |
| amazn | Amazing | |
| AMBW | All My Best Wishes | |
| amf | adios motherfucker | |
| AML | All My Love | |
| ANFAWFOW | And now for a word from our web sponsor |
| ANFSCD | And Now for Something Completely Different | |
| AOAS | All of A Sudden | |
| AOB | Abuse of Bandwidth | |
| AOC | Available on cell | |
| AOL | Army Of Lamers | |
| AOMM | Always On My Mind | |
| AP | Apple Pie | |
| APP | Appreciate | |
| ASAFP | As Soon As Friggin Possible | |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap) | |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location | |
| ASLMH | Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies | |
| ASLP | Age Sex Location Picture | |
| ATB | All The Best | |
| ATK | At The Keyboard | |
| ATM | At The Moment | |
| ATSL | Along the Same Line | |
| ATST | At the Same Time | |
| ATT | All The Time | |
| ATW | All the Web | |
| ATW | At The Weekend | |
| ATW | Around The Web | |
| ATYS | Anything You Say | |
| AWA | As Well As | |
| AWGTHTGT | Are we going to have to go through this again? | |
| AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet? | |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave | |
| AWOL | Absent while online | |
| AWTY | Are We There Yet | |
| AYFR | Are You For Real? | |
| AYK | As You Know | |
| AYKM | Are You Kidding Me? | |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risk | |
| AYS | Are You Serious? | |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid or Something? | |
| AYTMTB | And You're Telling Me This Because? | |
| B | Be | |
| B | Beam | |
| B-) | Sunglasses | |
| B/C | Because | |
| B/F | Boyfriend | |
| B/F | Brain fart | |
| B4 | Before | |
| B4N | Bye for Now | |
| B4U | Before You | |
| B4YKI | Before You Know It | |
| B:-) | Sunglasses on head | |
| BAC | Back At Computer | |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard | |
| BAMF | Bad Ass Mother Fucker |
| BASOR | Breathing a sigh of relief | |
| BAU | Business As Usual | |
| BB | Bathroom break | |
| BB | Bright blessings | |
| BB | Blessed Be | |
| BB4N | Bye-Bye for Now | |
| BBB | Boring Beyond Belief | |
| BBBG | Bye Bye Be Good | |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel | |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit | |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few | |
| BBIAM | Be Back In A Minute | |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Second | |
| BBIAW | Be Back In A While | |
| BBL | Be Back Later | |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now | |
| BBS | Be back soon | |
| BBSD | Be Back Soon Darling | |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later | |
| BBT | Be Back Tomorrow | |
| bbw | Big Black Women's | |
| bbw | Big Beautiful women's | |
| BC | Be Cool | |
| BC | Because | |
| BCBS | Big Company Big School | |
| BCC | Blind Carbon Copy | |
| BCNU | Be Seein' You | |
| BCO | Big crush on | |
| BCOZ | Because | |
| BD | Birthday | |
| BD | Big Deal | |
| BDC | Big Dumb Company | |
| BDC | Big Dot Com | |
| BDN | Big Damn Number | |
| beos | Nudge | |
| BF | Boyfriend | |
| BFD | Big Fucking Deal | |
| BFF | Best Friend Forever | |
| BFFM | Best friends forevermore | |
| BFFN | Best friend for now | |
| BFN | Bye for Now | |
| BFN/B4N | Bye For Now | |
| BFR | Big Fucking Rock | |
| BFZ4EVR | Best Friends Forever | |
| BG | Big Grin | |
| BGWM | Be Gentle With Me | |
| BH | Better Half | |
| BH@ | Be home at | |
| BHL8 | Be home late | |
| BHOF | Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BIAB | Back In A Bit | |
| BIC | Butt in Chair | |
| BIF | Before I Forget | |
| BIF | Basis in Fact | |
| BIL | Boss Is Listening | |
| BION | Believe It or Not | |
| BIOYA | Blow It Out Your Ass | |
| BIOYN | Blow It Out Your Nose | |
| BITD | Back in the Day | |
| BITMT | But in the Meantime | |
| BJ | Blow Job | |
| BK | Back | |
| BKA | Better Known As | |
| BL | Buddy List | |
| BLTN | Better Late Than Never | |
| BLUF | Bottom Line Up Front | |
| BLVMOT | Believe me on that | |
| BM | Bite Me | |
| BME | Based on My Experience | |
| BMOTA | Byte Me On The Ass | |
| BMW | Be My Wife | |
| BN | Bad news | |
| BNF | Big Name Fan | |
| BO | Buzz Off | |
| BO | Back Off | |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again | |
| BOL | Best Of Luck | |
| BOL | Be On Later | |
| BOT | Back on Topic | |
| BOT | Be on that | |
| BR | Bathroom | |
| BR | Best regards | |
| BRB | Be right back | |
| BRBRB | Bathroom, be right back | |
| BRH | Be Right Here | |
| BRT | Be Right There | |
| BS | Bull Shit | |
| BS | Big Smile | |
| BSF | But, Seriously Folks | |
| BSOD | Blue Screen Of Death | |
| BSTD | Busted | |
| BSTS | Better Safe Than Sorry | |
| BT | Byte This | |
| BTA | But Then Again | |
| BTA | Before the Attacks | |
| BTDT | Been There, Done That | |
| BTDTGTS | Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt | |
| BTHOOM | Beats the Heck Out of Me | |
| BTK | Back to Keyboard | |
| BTOBS | Be There or Be Square |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me | |
| BTW | By The Way | |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On | |
| BTWN | Between | |
| BUGLY | Butt Ugly | |
| BW | Be well | |
| BW | Best Wishes | |
| BWBR | Brunette with blonde roots | |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know | |
| BWG | Big Wide Grin | |
| BWL | Bursting with laughter | |
| BWO | Black White or Other | |
| BYKT | But You Knew That | |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Beer | |
| BYORL | Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher | |
| BYTM | Better You Than Me | |
| C | See | |
| C&G | Chuckle and Grin | |
| C2C | Cam to Cam | |
| C4N | Ciao for Now | |
| CB | Chat Brat | |
| CBA | Can't Be Arsed | |
| CBF | Can't Be Fucked | |
| CC | Carbon Copy | |
| CFD | Call For Discussion | |
| CFV | Call For Vote(s) | |
| CHINGO | Chat lingo | |
| CIAO | Good-bye | |
| CID | Consider It Done | |
| CIS | CompuServe Information Service | |
| CIS | Consumer Information Service | |
| CLD9? | Cloud 9? (Stoned?) | |
| CM | Call Memory | |
| CM | Call Menu | |
| CM | Call Me | |
| CMB | Call Me Back | |
| CME | Call Me | |
| CMF | Count My Fingers | |
| CMIIW | Correct Me If I'm Wrong | |
| CMON | Come-On | |
| CNP | Continued In Next Post (forums) | |
| Cob | close of business (End of duty day) | |
| COC | Code of Conduct | |
| COD | Call of Duty | |
| CofS | Church of Scientology | |
| COZ | Because | |
| CP | Sleepy | |
| CP | Cross post | |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing | |
| CRAP | Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRS | Can't Remember Stuff | |
| CRTLA | Can't Remember The Three Letter Acronym | |
| CRZ | Crazy | |
| CT | City | |
| CTC | Choking The Chicken | |
| CTHU | Cracking the Heck Up | |
| CTN | Can't Talk Now | |
| CTO | Check This Out | |
| CTR | Center for Telecommunications Research | |
| CTR | Center | |
| CU | See You | |
| CU@ | See You At | |
| CUB | Call You Back | |
| CUB L8R | Call You Back Later | |
| CUIMD | See You In My Dreams | |
| CUL | Call you later | |
| CUL | Catch You Later | |
| CUL | See You Later | |
| CUL8ER | See You Later | |
| CUL8R | See You Later | |
| CUL8TR | See You Later | |
| CULA | See You Later, Alligator | |
| CUNS | See You In School | |
| CUS | See You Soon | |
| CUZ | Because | |
| CWOT | Complete Waste Of Time | |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later | |
| CY | Calm Yourself | |
| CYA | See You | |
| CYE | Check your e-mail | |
| CYL | See You Later | |
| CYOA | Cover Your Own Ass | |
| CYr | Call Your | |
| CYT | See You Tomorrow | |
| C|:-) | Smiling with top hat | |
| c|B-) | Ali G | |
| D/L | Download | |
| D/s | Dominant/submissive | |
| d8 | date | |
| d:-) | Smiling with cap | |
| da | The | |
| da | there | |
| da | father | |
| DAMIFINO | Damn, if I know | |
| DAQ | Dumb Asked Question | |
| DARFC | Ducking and Running for CoverDBA | |
| DBAU | Doing Business As Usual | |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read | |
| DD | Dear Daughter | |
| DD | Due Diligence |
| DDD | Direct Distance Dial | |
| DF | Dear Friend | |
| DFL | Dead Fucking Last | |
| DH | Dear Hubby or Husband | |
| DH | Dear Hubby | |
| DH | Dear Husband | |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath | |
| DIIK | Darned if I know | |
| DIKU | Do I Know You? | |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand) | |
| DINK | Double Income No Kids | |
| DIY | Do-It-Yourself | |
| dk | Don't known | |
| DKDC | Don't Know Don't Care | |
| DL | Download | |
| DLO | Down low | |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite | |
| DM | Do me | |
| DMI | Don't Mention It | |
| DMY | Don't Mess Yourself | |
| DNC | Does Not Compute | |
| DND | Do Not Disturb | |
| DNR | Dinner | |
| DOM | Dirty Old Man | |
| DON | Doing | |
| DP | Dear Partner | |
| DQOTD | Dumb Question of the Day | |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit Your Day Job | |
| DS | Dear Son | |
| DTF | Down to Fuck | |
| DU | Don't understand | |
| DUR | Do You Remember | |
| DUR? | Do You Remember? | |
| DUST | Did You See That? | |
| DW | Dear Wife | |
| DW | Don't Worry | |
| DWL | Dying with Laughter | |
| DWYM | Does What You Mean | |
| DXNRY | Dictionary | |
| DYFI | Did you find it | |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When... | |
| DYK | Did You Know? | |
| DYLM | do you like me | |
| DYOFDW | Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work | |
| DYSTSOTT | Did You See The Size Of That Thing? | |
| E-OK | Electronically OK | |
| E123 | Easy As One, Two, Three | |
| E2EG | Ear-to-Ear Grin | |
| EA | Electronic Arts Inc (NASDAQ Stock Exchange [NASDAQ]) | |
| EAK | Eating At Keyboard |
| EG | Evil Grin | |
| EL | Evil Laugh | |
| EM | Excuse Me | |
| EM | ||
| EMFJI | Excuse Me For Jumping In | |
| EOD | End Of Discussion | |
| EOL | End Of Lecture | |
| EOL | End Of Line | |
| EOM | End Of Message | |
| EOR | End of Rant | |
| EOT | End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion) | |
| EOT | End Of Transmission | |
| ESAD | Eat Shit And Die | |
| ESO | Equipment Smarter than Operator | |
| ETA | Edited To Add | |
| EULA | End-User License Agreement (you-lah) | |
| EVRY1 | Everyone | |
| EWI | E-mailing While Intoxicated | |
| EZ | Easy | |
| F | Friends | |
| F2F | Face To Face (also Meeting In Person) | |
| f2f | Flesh To Flesh | |
| F2T | Free to Talk | |
| F? | Friends | |
| FAB | Features-Attributes-Benefits | |
| FAI | Frequently Argued Issue | |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak) | |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List | |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares | |
| FB | ||
| FBKS | Failure Between Keyboard and Seat | |
| FBOW | For Better or Worse | |
| FBUGLY | Fucking Butt Ugly | |
| FC | Fingers Crossed | |
| FCOL | For Crying Out Loud | |
| FE | Fatal Error | |
| FF | Freeze frame | |
| FF | Friends Forever | |
| FFA | Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop. | |
| FFPN | Fresh fields and pastures new | |
| FFWE | Finds fault with everything | |
| FGS | For Goodness Sake | |
| FH | Future Husband | |
| FISH | First In Still Here | |
| FITB | Fill In The Blank | |
| FIWDIM | Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday.. | |
| FO | Fuck Off | |
| FOAD | Fuck Off And Die | |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend | |
| FOC | Free Of Charge. Widely used acronym promising a good deal, however see TANSTAAFL. |
| FOMO | Fear of Missing Out | |
| FOTFLOL | Falling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud | |
| FRED | Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device | |
| FRM | From | |
| FSCK | File System Check | |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet | |
| FTBSITTTD | Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down | |
| FTFTFWMF | Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers | |
| FTITM | First Thing in the Morning | |
| FTL | Faster Than Light | |
| FTMFW | For The Mother Fucking Win | |
| FTMFWB | For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches | |
| FTTB | For The Time Being | |
| FTTYYGTS | Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit | |
| FTW | For the win! (expression of enthusiasm) | |
| FUBAB | Fucked Up Beyond All Belief | |
| FUBAR | Fucked Up Beyond All Reason | |
| FUBB | Fucked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario) | |
| FUBIO | Fuck You Buddy I'm Out | |
| FUD | Fear, uncertainty and doubt | |
| FWD | Forward | |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth | |
| FYA | For Your Amusement | |
| FYEO | For Your Eyes Only | |
| FYI | For Your Information | |
| FYIFV | fuck you, I'm fully vested | |
| FYIV | fuck you, I'm vested | |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation | |
| FYYSOS | Fuck you, you sack of shit | |
| G | Grin | |
| G2G | Got To Go | |
| G9 | Genius | |
| GA | Go Ahead | |
| GAL | Get A Life | |
| GALGAL | Give A Little Get A Little | |
| GBH | Great Big Hug | |
| GBTW | Get Back to Work | |
| GDR | Grinning, ducking, and running | |
| GFC | Going For Coffee :-) | |
| GFETE | Grinning from Ear To Ear | |
| GFN | Gone for Now | |
| GG | Good Games | |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now | |
| GHP | Good Hand Partner | |
| GJIAGDVYCN | Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt | |
| GL | Good Luck | |
| GLLA | Great Lovers Love Alike | |
| GLYASDI | God Loves You and So Do I | |
| GMBO | Giggling My Butt Off | |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTFT | Great Minds Think for Themselves | |
| GNBLFY | Got Nothing But Love For You | |
| GR8 | Great | |
| GRD | Grinning, running and ducking | |
| GRMBL | Grumble | |
| GRRRR | Growling | |
| GSOAS | Go Sit On A Snake | |
| GSOH | Good Sense Of Humour | |
| GSOH | Good Salary, Own Home | |
| GTGB | Got To Go, Bye | |
| GTGP | Got to Go Pee | |
| GTH | Go To Hell | |
| GTSY | Glad To See You | |
| GYPO | Get Your Pants Off | |
| H&K | Hugs and Kisses | |
| H2CUS | Hope To See You Soon | |
| H8 | Hate | |
| HAB | Hot Asian Babe | |
| HACK | To use something not in its intended manner. | |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night | |
| HAGO | Have A Good One | |
| HAK | Hugs And kisses | |
| HAND | Have A Nice Day | |
| HB | Hurry Back | |
| HBTU | Happy Birthday to You | |
| HD | Hold | |
| HF | Hello Friend | |
| HH | Hold Hands | |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame | |
| HHO12K | Ha ha, only half kidding) | |
| HHOS | Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious | |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours | |
| HIH | Hope It Helps | |
| HIOOC | Help! I'm Out Of Coffee! | |
| HOAS | Hold On A Second | |
| HOHA | HOllywood HAcker | |
| HOT4U | hot for you | |
| HTH | Hope This Helps. Email abbreviation when replying to requests. Potentially counter-productive if the recipient doesn't understand what it means... | |
| HUA | Heads Up, Ace | |
| HUD | How You Doing | |
| HUGZ | Hugs | |
| HUYA | Head Up Your Ass | |
| HW | Homework | |
| I 1DR | I Wonder | |
| IAC | In Any Case | |
| IAE | In Any Event | |
| IAITS | It's All In The Subject | |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook | |
| IANAE | I Am Not An Expert | |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion) |
| IAT | I Am Tired | |
| IAYL | In A While | |
| IBRB | I Will Be Right Back | |
| IBT | In Between Technology | |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ | |
| IC | I See | |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong | |
| ICQ | I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program) | |
| ID10T | Idiot. Not an acronym obviously but worthy of inclusion. The 'ID Ten T' code has been used by technical service people for years, and probably explains very well a large proportion of user-reported faults and queries. See also UBAD, ID10T, BDU, PEBCAK and | |
| IDC | I Don't Care | |
| IDK | I don’t know | |
| IDL | Ideal | |
| IDM | It Does Not Matter | |
| IEF | It's Esther's Fault | |
| IFAB | I Found A Bug | |
| IFU | I Fucked Up | |
| IGGP | I Gotta Go Pee | |
| IGTP | I Get The Point | |
| IHAIM | I Have Another Instant Message | |
| IHNO | I Have No Opinion | |
| IHTFP | I Hate This Fucking Place | |
| IHTFP | I Have Truly Found Paradise | |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside | |
| Iimad | If it Makes Any Difference | |
| IIR | If I Remember | |
| IIR | If I Recall | |
| IIRC | If I Recall Correctly | |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly | |
| IIWM | If It Were Me | |
| ILICISCOMK | I laughed, I cried, I spilt coffee over my keyboard | |
| ILU | I Love You | |
| ILY | I Love You [pronounced ILL-LEE] | |
| IMBL | It must be love | |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion | |
| IMFL | I'm Falling in Love | |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion | |
| IMI | I Mean It | |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion | |
| IMO | In My Opinion | |
| IMOW | In My Own Words | |
| IMPE | In My Personal Experience | |
| IMS | I Am Sorry | |
| IMVHO | In My Very Humble Opinion | |
| INMP | It's Not My Problem | |
| INPO | In No Particular Order | |
| IOH | I'm Outta Here | |
| IOTTMCO | Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer | |
| IOU | "I Owe You" (Promissory note) | |
| IOW | In Other Words | |
| IPN | I'm Posting Naked |
| IR8 | irate | |
| IRC | Internet Relay Chat | |
| IRL | In Real Life | |
| IRSTBO | It Really Sucks The Big One | |
| IS | I'm Sorry | |
| ISO | Is seeking other | |
| ISO | In Search Of | |
| ISP | Internet Service Provider | |
| ISS | I Said So | |
| ISTM | It Seems To Me | |
| ISTR | I Seem to Remember | |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean | |
| ITM | In the Money | |
| ITR | Internet Talk Radio | |
| ITS F8 | It's Fate | |
| ITYM | I Think You Mean | |
| ITYS | I Told You So | |
| IUM | If You Must | |
| IUSS | If You Say So | |
| IWTY | I would tickle you | |
| IYD | In Your Dreams | |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean | |
| Iykwimai | If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do | |
| IYO | In Your Opinion | |
| IYQ | I like you | |
| IYSS | If You Say So | |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean | |
| J/K | Just Kidding | |
| J/P | Just Playing | |
| J4F | Just for Fun | |
| J4K | Just For Kicks | |
| JAD | Just Another Day | |
| JAFO | Just Another Fucking Onlooker | |
| JAM | Just A Minute | |
| JAS | Just A Second | |
| JASE | Just Another System Error | |
| JC | Just Checking | |
| JC | Just Curious | |
| JC | Just Chilling | |
| JFGI | Just Fucking Google It | |
| JFK | Just For Kicks | |
| JIC | Just In Case | |
| JIT | Just in time | |
| JJ | Just Joking | |
| JK | Just kidding | |
| JLMK | Just Let Me Know | |
| JM2C | Just My 2 Cents | |
| JMHO | Just My Humble Opinion | |
| JMO | Just My Opinion | |
| joo | you |
| JOOC | Just Out of Curiosity | |
| JOOTT | Just One Of Those Things | |
| JP | Just playing | |
| JPYL | Just Pulling Your Leg | |
| JSTCllME | Just Call Me | |
| JSYK | Just So You Know | |
| JT | Just Teasing | |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know | |
| JW | Just wondering | |
| JYYC | Just Yanking Your Chain | |
| K | Kiss | |
| K | Okay | |
| KBD | Keyboard | |
| KC | Keep Cool | |
| KEWL | Cool | |
| KFY | Kiss For You | |
| KHUF | Know How You Feel | |
| KHYF | Know How You Feel | |
| KIR | Keep It Real | |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid | |
| KIT | Keep In Touch | |
| KK | Kiss Kiss | |
| KL | Cool | |
| KM | Kiss Me | |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass | |
| KMB | Kiss My Butt | |
| KMRIA | Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-) | |
| Kok | Knock | |
| Kos | Kill on Site | |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek | |
| KOTL | Kiss On The Lips | |
| KPTONDL | Keep it on the down low | |
| KUTGW | Keep up the Good Work | |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean? | |
| KYPO | Keep Your Pants On | |
| KYSOTI | Keep Your Stick On The Ice | |
| L2M | Listening to Music | |
| L33T | Elite | |
| L8 | Late | |
| L8ER | Later | |
| L8R | Later | |
| l8rs | Laters | |
| L8TR | (See You) Later | |
| LAGNAF | Lets All Get Naked and Fool | |
| LAQ | Lame Ass Quote | |
| LD | Long Distance | |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship | |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again | |
| Lemeno | Let Me Know | |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LIFO | Last In, First Out | |
| LIL | Little | |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause | |
| LM | Letters mailed | |
| LMA | Leave Me Alone | |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting) | |
| LMBO | Laughing my butt off | |
| LMFAO | Laughing My Fat Ass Off | |
| LMFAO | Laugh my f*****g ass off | |
| LMFBO | Laughing my fat butt off | |
| LMHO | Laughing my hiney off | |
| LMIRL | Let's Meet In Real Life | |
| LMK | Let Me Know | |
| Lndn | London | |
| lol | laughting out loud | |
| LOL | Little Old Lady | |
| LOL | Lots Of Love | |
| LOLA | Laugh Out Loud Again | |
| LOLERSKATES | Laugh Out Loud Skates | |
| LOLLERSKATES | Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates | |
| LOLOL | Lots of laugh out louds | |
| LOLWUT | What? | |
| LOOL | Laughing Outragously Out Loud | |
| LOPSOD | Long on Promises, Short on Delivery | |
| LOTFLOL | Lying on the Floor Laughing Out Loud | |
| LOTR | Lord Of The Rings | |
| LOVL | Laugh Out Very Loud | |
| LQTM | Laughing Quietly to Myself | |
| LRF | Little Rubber Feet | |
| LRU | Least Recently Used | |
| LTNC | Long Time No See | |
| LTNS | Long Time No See | |
| LTNT | Long Time No Talk | |
| LTR | Letter | |
| LTR | Long Term Relationship | |
| LTSGT2GTHR | Lets Get Together | |
| LU | Love You | |
| LULAB | Love You Like A Brother | |
| LULAS | Love You Like A Sister | |
| LUM | Love You Man | |
| LV | love | |
| LWR | Launch When Ready | |
| LY | Love You | |
| LYK | Let You Know | |
| LYL | Love You Lots | |
| LYLAB | Love You Like A Brother | |
| LYLAS | Love You Like a Sister | |
| LYMI | Love You Mean It | |
| M | Male | |
| m$ | Microsoft |
| m/f | male or female | |
| M02 | My two cents | |
| M8 | Mate | |
| MC | Merry Christmas | |
| MD@U | Mad at you | |
| MD@UFN | Mad at you for now | |
| ME2 | Me Too | |
| MFD | MultiFunction Device | |
| MFG | Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German) | |
| MGB | May God Bless | |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You | |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You | |
| MIB | Men In Black (movie) | |
| MIHAP | May I Have Your Attention Please | |
| MIN | Minute | |
| MINS | Minutes | |
| MIPS | Millions of Instructions Per Second | |
| MKOP | My Kind of Place | |
| MM | Merry Meet | |
| MM | Market Maker | |
| MMA | Meet me at | |
| MMAMP | Meet Me At My Place | |
| Mmb | Message Me Back | |
| MMFU | My Mate Fancies You | |
| MMHA2U | My Most Humble Apologies To You | |
| MMOB | Mind My Own Business | |
| MMOG | Massively Multiplayer Online Game | |
| MMORPG | Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game | |
| MMS | Multimedia Messaging System | |
| mngr | manager | |
| MO | Momentum on | |
| MOB | Mobile | |
| Mob | Mobile Operating Base | |
| MOB | Mobile Off-shore Base | |
| mofo | Mother fucker | |
| MOH | Maid of Honor | |
| MOMPL | (One) Moment Please | |
| Moo | My Own Opinion | |
| MOO | Mud, Object-Oriented | |
| MOOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex | |
| MORF | Male Or Female ? | |
| MOSS | Member Of The Same Sex | |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex | |
| MOTD | Message of the Day | |
| MOTOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex | |
| MP | Merry Part | |
| MRU | Most Recently Used | |
| MS | The Company Microsoft | |
| MSG | Message | |
| MTBF | Mean Time Before Failure |
| MTE | My Thoughts Exactly | |
| MTF | More to Follow | |
| MTFBWU | May The Force Be With You | |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You | |
| MTG | Meeting | |
| MTH | Month | |
| MU | Miss You | |
| MUBAR | Messed Up Beyond All Recognition | |
| MUD | Multi-User Dimension | |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later | |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business | |
| N/A | Not Available | |
| N/A | Not Applicable | |
| N/M/H | Nothing much here | |
| N00B | Noobie | |
| N1 | Nice One | |
| N2M | Not Too Much | |
| N2M | Not to Mention | |
| NA | No Access | |
| NA | Not Applicable | |
| NAK | Nursing at keyboard | |
| NAL | Nationality | |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot Of People Know That | |
| NAP | Not A Problem | |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip | |
| NBD | No Big Deal | |
| NBIF | No Basis in Fact | |
| NBL | Not Bloody Likely | |
| NC | No Comment | |
| nc | Nice Call | |
| NC | Not cool | |
| NCG | New College Graduate | |
| NE | Any | |
| NE | Anyway | |
| NE1 | Anyone | |
| Ne1 Er | Anyone Here | |
| Nethng | Anything | |
| NF | Nucking Futs | |
| NFC | No fucking clue | |
| NFI | No Fucking Idea | |
| NFIAH | Never fear, I am here | |
| NFW | No Fucking Way | |
| NG | No Good | |
| NGL | Not Gonna Lie | |
| NH | Nice hand (poker slang) | |
| NIB | New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings) | |
| NIM | No Internal Message. Used when the entire content of the email is contained in the subject and the body remains empty. This saves the recipient's time because she then does not have to open the email. | |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard | |
| NIMQ | Not in My Queue | |
| NINJA | No Income, No Job, or Assets |
| NL | not likely | |
| NLT | No Later Than | |
| NM | Not Much | |
| NM | Never Mind | |
| NMH | Not Much Here | |
| NMHJC | Not Much Here, Just Chilling | |
| NMJC | Nothing Much Just Chilling | |
| NMP | Not My Problem | |
| NN2R | No need to reply | |
| NNITO | Not Necessarily In That Order | |
| NO1 | No-One | |
| NOBMR | None of my business, right | |
| NOMB | None Of My Business | |
| Noob | New person | |
| NOTTOMH | Not Off the Top of My Head | |
| NOYB | None Of Your Business | |
| NP | No Problem | |
| NQOCD | Not Quite Our Class Dear | |
| NRG | Energy | |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary | |
| NSFW | Not Safe for Work | |
| Nsisr | Not Sure If Spelled Right | |
| NT | Nice Try | |
| NT | No Text | |
| NTK | Nice to Know | |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It | |
| NUFF | Enough Said | |
| NUTN | Nothing | |
| NW | No Way | |
| NWO | No Way Out | |
| NWO | New World Order (see Article For Explanation Of Idiosyncratic Capitalization) | |
| NYCFS | New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture) | |
| O :-) | An angel | |
| O&O | Over & Out | |
| O4U | Only for You | |
| OAO | Over and Out | |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject | |
| OBTW | Oh By the Way | |
| OEM | Original Equipment Manufacturer (usually in reference to car parts) | |
| OIC | Oh I See | |
| OICN | Oh, I See Now | |
| OK | All Correct | |
| OL | Old Lady | |
| OLL | Online Love | |
| OLPC | One Laptop Per Child | |
| OM | Old Man | |
| Omd | Oh My Darn | |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body | |
| OMFG | Oh My Fucking God | |
| OMG | Oh, my God! |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard | |
| OMJ | Oh My Jonas (Jonas Brothers band fansite) | |
| OML | Oh My Lord | |
| Omohod | One Minute, One Hour, One Day | |
| OMW | On My Way | |
| ONNA | Oh No Not Again | |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again | |
| ONYD | Oh No You Didn't | |
| OO | On Order | |
| OO | Over and Out | |
| OOC | Out of Character | |
| OOF | Out of Facility | |
| OOI | Out of Interest | |
| OOM | Out Of Mana | |
| OOO | Out Of Office | |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box | |
| OOTB | Out of the Blue | |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment | |
| OP | Original Poster | |
| OPM | Other People's Money | |
| OS | Operating System | |
| OT | Other Topic | |
| OT | Off Topic | |
| OT | Overtime | |
| OTL | Out To Lunch | |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand | |
| OTP | On the Phone | |
| OTT | Over The Top | |
| OTTH | On the Third Hand | |
| OTTOMH | Off the top of my head | |
| OTW | On the Way | |
| OTW | Off To Work | |
| OU | I owe you | |
| OUSU | Oh, You Shut Up | |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect | |
| OZ | Australia | |
| P911 | Parent Alert | |
| PANS | Pretty Awesome New Stuff | |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching | |
| PCID | Putting Clothes in Dryer | |
| PCM | Please Call Me | |
| PCME | Please Call Me | |
| PD | Public Domain | |
| PDA | Public Display of Affection | |
| PDOMA | Pulled Directly Out of My Ass | |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard | |
| PEBKAC | Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto) | |
| PFA | Please Find Attached | |
| PG | Pretty Good | |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| PIMP | Pee(ing) In My Pants | |
| PIR | Parent In Room | |
| PITA | Pain In The Association | |
| PL | Playlist | |
| pl& | Planned | |
| pL8 | Plate | |
| PLD | Played | |
| PLMK | Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher) | |
| PLS | Please | |
| PLZ | Please | |
| PLZRD | Please read | |
| PM | Private Message | |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above) | |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth | |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In | |
| PML | Piss Myself Laughing | |
| PMP | Peeing my pants | |
| Pmpf | Piss My Pants Funny | |
| PMWOF | Putting more wood on the fire | |
| PnP | Plug aNd Play | |
| PO | Piss Off | |
| POETS | Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday | |
| PONA | Person Of No Account | |
| POOF | Good-bye | |
| POS | Parent Over Shoulder | |
| POS | Power of Suggestion | |
| POS | Piece Of Shit | |
| PotC | Pirates of the Caribbean | |
| POTC | Peck On The Cheek | |
| POV | Point Of View | |
| PPL | People | |
| PRT | Party | |
| PRW | Parents Are Watching | |
| PS | Post Scriptum | |
| PSA | Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term) | |
| PSP | PlayStation Portable | |
| PTB | Please Text Back | |
| PTB | Powers That Be | |
| PTL | Praise The Lord | |
| PTM | Please Tell Me | |
| PU | That stinks! | |
| PUKS | Pick Up Kids | |
| PVE | Player Versus Environment | |
| PvP | Player Versus Player | |
| PW | Password | |
| pwnage | Ownage | |
| PWNED | Owned | |
| Pwof | Putting Wood on the Fire | |
| PYT | Pretty Young Thing | |
| PZA | Pizza |
| QFT | Quoted For Truth | |
| QL | Quit Laughing | |
| QPSA | Que Pasa | |
| QPSA? | Que Pasa? | |
| QS | Quit Scrolling | |
| QT | Cutie | |
| R | Are | |
| R | Rare | |
| R8 | Rate | |
| RAK | Random Act Of Kindness | |
| RAT | Remotely Activated Trojan | |
| RATM | Rage Against The Machine | |
| RBAY | Right Back At You | |
| RBTL | Read Between The Lines | |
| RD | Research and Development | |
| RDNK | Redneck | |
| RE | Hello Again | |
| re | regards | |
| REHI | Re-hi | |
| REHI | Hello Again | |
| RESQ | Rescue | |
| RFC | Request For Comment | |
| RFD | Request For Discussion | |
| RFR | Really fucking rich | |
| RFS | Really fucking soon | |
| RGDS | Regards | |
| RHIP | Rank Hath Its Privileges | |
| RINGL8 | Running Late | |
| RKBA | Right To Keep And Bear Arms (Second Amendment To The United States Constitution) | |
| RL | Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting | |
| RLF | Real Life Friend | |
| RLR | Earlier | |
| RLY | Really | |
| RM | Room | |
| RMB | Ring My Bell | |
| RMLB | Read My Lips Baby | |
| RMMM | Read My Mail, Man | |
| RN | Right Now | |
| ROF | Rolling on floor | |
| ROFL | Rolling on the floor laughing | |
| ROFLCOPTER | Roll On Floor Laughing Copter | |
| ROFLMAO | Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off | |
| Roflol | Roll on Floor Lauging Out Loud | |
| ROTF | Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied) | |
| ROTFL | Roll On The Floor Laughing | |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off | |
| ROTFLMBO | Rolling on the floor, laughing my behind off | |
| ROTFLMFAO | Rolling on the floor laughing my Fucking ass off | |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud | |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RP | Role Play | |
| RPG | Role Playing Game | |
| RR | Rest and Relaxation | |
| RSN | Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming] | |
| RTBS | Reason To Be Single | |
| RTDox | Read the documentations | |
| rtfa | read the fucking article | |
| RTFFAQ | Read The Fucking FAQ | |
| RTFI | Read The Fucking Instructions | |
| RTFM | Read The Fucking Manual | |
| Rtfs | Read the FucKing Source | |
| RTK | Return To Keyboard | |
| RTM | Read the manual (meaning «don’t ask stupid questions before read existing information») | |
| RU | Are You? | |
| RU? | Are you? | |
| RUMORF | Are You Male or Female? | |
| RUOK | Are you okay? | |
| RUS | Are You Serious? | |
| RUS | Russian Federation | |
| RUUP4IT | Are You Up For It? | |
| RW | Real World | |
| RX | Regards | |
| RYO | Roll Your Own | |
| s | Smiling | |
| S2R | Send to Receive | |
| S4L | Spam For Life | |
| SAHM | Stay At Home Mom | |
| SB | Smiling back | |
| SB | Should Be | |
| SBIA | Stands Back in Amazement | |
| SBTA | Sorry, Being Thick Again | |
| SC | Stay Cool | |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist | |
| SDIHTT | SomeDay I'll Have The Time | |
| SE2E | Smiling Ear To Ear | |
| SED | Said Enough Darling | |
| serp | Search Engine Results Positioning | |
| SETE | Smiling Ear to Ear | |
| Sexting | Sex Texting | |
| SF | Science Fiction | |
| Sf | Surfer Friendly | |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware | |
| Sfb | Shit for Brains | |
| SFETE | Smiling from Ear to Ear | |
| SFW | Safe for Work | |
| SG4IT | Search Google For It | |
| SH | Same Here | |
| Sh | Shit Happens | |
| SHOPN | Shopping | |
| SIT | Stay in Touch |
| SITCOMs | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage | |
| SITD | Still In The Dark | |
| SK8 | Skate | |
| SK8R | Skater | |
| SLAP | Sounds Like A Plan | |
| SLIRK | Smart Little Rich Kid | |
| SLY | Still Love You | |
| SMAIM | Send Me an Instant Message | |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert | |
| SME1 | Someone | |
| SME1 | Some One | |
| smem | Send Me an E-Mail | |
| SMEM | Send Me E-Mail | |
| SMH | Shakes My Head | |
| Smpf | Shit My Pants Funny | |
| SMS | Short Message Service | |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal All Fouled Up | |
| SNAG | Sensitive New Age Guy | |
| SO | Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend) | |
| SOB | Son of a Bitch | |
| SOH | Sense Of Humor | |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humor Failure | |
| SOL | Sooner Or Later | |
| SOL | Shit Out Of Luck | |
| SOOI | Stay out of it | |
| SORG | Straight Or Gay | |
| SOS | Save Our Souls (Help!) | |
| SOS | Same Old Stuff | |
| SOSO | Same Old Same Old | |
| SOW | Speaking of Which | |
| SOZ | Sorry | |
| SP | Spelling | |
| SPK | Speak | |
| Spk2UL8R | Speak to you later | |
| SPKR | Speaker | |
| SRO | Standing Room Only | |
| SRSLY | Seriously | |
| SRY | Sorry | |
| SSDD | Same Stuff Different Day | |
| SSDD | Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer) | |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms | |
| STATS | Your sex and age | |
| STFU | Shut The Fuck Up | |
| STFW | Search The Fucking Web | |
| STHU | Shut the Heck Up | |
| STM | Spank the Monkey | |
| stpd | stupid | |
| STR8 | Straight | |
| STTH | Speak to the hand | |
| STYS | Speak to You Soon |
| SU | Shut Up | |
| Sum1 | Someone | |
| SUP | What's Up? | |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool | |
| SW | Software (SFTWE Preferred) | |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess | |
| SWAK | Sent with A Kiss | |
| SWAK | Sealed With A Kiss | |
| SWALK | Sent with A Loving Kiss | |
| SWALK | Sweet, with all love, kisses | |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss | |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think | |
| SWDYWTTA | So What do You Want to Talk About? | |
| SWG | Scientific Wild Guess | |
| SWMBO | She Who Must Be Obeyed | |
| SWTDRMZ | Sweet Dreams | |
| SY | Sincerely Yours | |
| SYL | See You Later | |
| SYLA | See You Later Alligator | |
| SYS | See You Soon | |
| SYSOP | System Operator | |
| SYT | See You Tomorrow | |
| T | Think Positive | |
| T | Thanks | |
| T2Go | Time to Go | |
| T2UL | Talk to You Later | |
| T2YL | Talk To You Later | |
| TA | Thanks Again | |
| TAFN | That's All for Now | |
| TAH | Take A Hike | |
| TARFU | Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR. | |
| TARFU | Things are really foobarred up | |
| TAS | Taking A Shower | |
| TAY | Thinking about you | |
| TB | Text Back | |
| TBA | To Be Advised | |
| TBA | To Be Announcede | |
| TBC | To Be Continued | |
| TBD | To Be Determined | |
| TBF | To Be Fair | |
| TBH | To Be Honest | |
| TC | Take Care | |
| TC | That's Cool | |
| TCB | Taking Care of Business | |
| TCB | Trouble Came Back | |
| TCO | Taken Care Of | |
| TCOOD | Taking clothes out of dryer | |
| tcwb | Take care, write back | |
| TDM | Too Darn Many | |
| TDTM | Talk Dirty to Me |
| TDTU | Totally Devoted To You | |
| TEL | Telephone | |
| TEOTWAWK | The end of the world as we know it | |
| TFB | Too Fucking Bad | |
| TFDS | That Is For Darn Sure | |
| TFH | Thread From Hell (internet Forums) | |
| TFN | Thanks for Nothing | |
| TFN | Till further notice | |
| TFR | Thanks for Reading | |
| TFTI | Thanks For The Information | |
| TG | Thank goodness | |
| Thanq | Thank You | |
| THN | Thanks | |
| THNQ | Thank You | |
| Thnx 1.0 | Thanks a Million | |
| THX | Thanks | |
| THX40 | Thanks for nothing! | |
| TIA | Thanks in advance | |
| TIAIL | Think I Am In Love | |
| Tic | Taken Into Consideration | |
| TISNF | That Is So Not Fair | |
| TITF | That is too funny | |
| TLA | Three Letter Abbreviation | |
| TLC | Tender Love and Care | |
| TLGO | The List Goes On | |
| Tlk2ul | Talk to You Later | |
| TM | Tickle Me | |
| TM | Trust Me | |
| TM | Trademark | |
| TMA | Take My Advice | |
| TMA | Too Many Acronyms :-) | |
| TMB | Tag Me Back | |
| TMB | Text Me Back | |
| tmfa | Too many fucking acronyms | |
| TMI | Too Much Information (Internet Slang) | |
| TMIY | Take Me I'm Yours | |
| TMK | To My Knowledge | |
| TMTOWTDI | There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl) | |
| TNA | Temporarily Not Available | |
| TNC | Tongue in Cheek | |
| TNG | The Next Generation (Star Trek) | |
| TNT | Till Next Time | |
| TNTLLAC | Try Not To Look Like A Cock | |
| TNX | Thanks | |
| TOH | Typing one-handed | |
| TOH | The other half | |
| TOM | Tomorrow | |
| TOS | The Other Service | |
| TOS | Star Trek "The Original Series" | |
| TOT | Tons Of Time |
| TOY | Thinking Of You | |
| TP | Team Player | |
| TPC | The Phone Company | |
| TPT | Trailer Park Trash | |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC). | |
| TQ | Thank You | |
| TQVM | Thank-You Very Much | |
| TSR | Totally Stuck in RAM | |
| TSTL | Too Stupid To Live | |
| TSWC | Tell Someone Who Cares | |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge | |
| TTG | Time-To-Go | |
| TTL | Time To Live | |
| TTLY | Totally | |
| TTM | Talk To Me | |
| TTS | Text To Speech | |
| TTT | To the top (a way to promote a discussion thread on forums) | |
| TTT | That's The Ticket | |
| TTTT | To Tell The Truth | |
| TTUL | Talk To You Later | |
| TTWIG | That's The Way It Goes! | |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later (Internet Slang) | |
| TTYL8R | Talk to You Later | |
| TTYM | Talk to You Mañana | |
| TTYM | Talk to You Monday | |
| TTYN | Talk to You Never | |
| TTYS | Talk To You Soon | |
| TTYT | Talk to You Tomorrow | |
| TTYVS | Talk To You Very Soon | |
| Tui | Turning You in | |
| TUL | Tell You Later | |
| Tut | Totally Unique Thought | |
| TVN | Thank You Very Much | |
| TW | Team Work | |
| Twds | Towards | |
| TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern | |
| TWIS | That's What I Said | |
| TWIT | That's What I Thought | |
| TWT | Twat! | |
| TX | Thanks | |
| TXS | Thanks | |
| TXT | Text File (filename extension) | |
| TXT BAC | text back | |
| TY | Thank You | |
| TYT | Take Your Time | |
| TYVM | Thank you very much | |
| U | You | |
| U/L | Upload | |
| U2 | You Too | |
| U4E | Yours For Ever |
| UCE | Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail | |
| Ui! | You Idiot | |
| UL | Upload | |
| UL | You Will | |
| UNPC | UnPolitically Correct | |
| ur | Your | |
| UR | You Are | |
| URAQT | You Are A Cutie | |
| Uras | You Are a Star | |
| URT1 | Your are the one | |
| URW | You Are Welcome | |
| URWS | You Are Wise | |
| URYY4M | You Are Too Wise For Me | |
| USA | United States of America | |
| UW | You're Welcome | |
| UY | Up Yours | |
| VBG | Very Big Grin | |
| VBS | Very Big Smile | |
| VC | Venture Capital | |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin | |
| VFM | Value For Money | |
| VM | Voice Mail | |
| VRBS | Virtual reality bullshit | |
| VSC | Very Soft Chuckle | |
| VSF | Very Sad Face | |
| W | With | |
| W/ | With | |
| W/B | Welcome Back | |
| W/E | Whatever | |
| W2F | Way Too Funny | |
| W2G | Way To Go | |
| W2MI | Way Too Much Information | |
| W4U | Waiting for You | |
| W8 | Wait | |
| w84m | Wait for me | |
| W8AM | Wait A Minute | |
| W8ING | WaitING | |
| W8N | Waiting | |
| W@ | What | |
| WAD | Without A Doubt | |
| Waditwb | We Always Did it That Way Before | |
| WADR | With All Due Respect | |
| WAEFRD | When All Else Fails, Read Directions | |
| WAG | Wild Assed Guess | |
| WAI | What an Idiot | |
| WAM | Wait A Minute | |
| WAMBAM | Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar | |
| WAN2 | Want To | |
| WAYD | What Are You Doing? | |
| WAYDRN | What Are You Doing Right Now? |
| WAYDT | What are you doing tonight | |
| WB | Welcome Back | |
| WB | Write Back | |
| Wbp | Write Back Please | |
| WBS | Write Back Soon | |
| WBWYC | Write back when you can | |
| WC | Who Cares? | |
| WCA | Who Cares Anyway | |
| WD | Well Done | |
| WDMB | Will Do My Best | |
| Wdumbt | What Do You Mean By That | |
| Wduw | What Do You Want | |
| WDYM | What Do You Mean? | |
| WDYS | What Did You Say? | |
| WDYT | What Do You Think? | |
| WE | WeekEnd | |
| we | whatever | |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin | |
| WEML | Whatever Major Loser | |
| WF | Way Fun | |
| WFM | Works For Me | |
| WG | Wicked Grin | |
| WGAFF | Who Gives A Flying Fuck | |
| WHYBAD | Where have you been all day | |
| WHYBATT | Where have you been all this time | |
| WIIFM | What's In It For Me? | |
| WIIWD | What it is we do | |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasureable | |
| WIT | Wordsmith In Training | |
| WITFITS | What In The Fuck Is This Shit | |
| WKD | Weekend | |
| WKND | Weekend | |
| WLUMRyMe | Will you marry Me? | |
| WNDITWB | We Never Did It This Way Before | |
| Wnohgb | Were No One Has Gone Before | |
| WO | Without | |
| WOA | Work of Art | |
| WOG | Wise Old Guy | |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in | |
| WOOT | We Own the Other Team | |
| WOS | Wife Over Shoulder | |
| WP | Wrong Person | |
| WRK | Work | |
| WRT | "With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics. | |
| WT | Without Thinking | |
| WT | What? | |
| WTB | Want to Buy (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft") | |
| WTF | what the fuck | |
| WTFRU | Who The Fuck Are You | |
| wtfwt | what the fuck was that |
| WTG | Way To Go | |
| WTGP | Want To Go Private? | |
| WTH | What The Hell? | |
| WTH | What The Heck? | |
| Wthdtm | What the Heck Does That Mean | |
| WTS | Want to Sell (a commonly used phrase in the online game "World of Warcraft") | |
| WTTM | Without Thinking to Much | |
| WU | What's Up? | |
| WUD | What You Doing | |
| WUF | Where Are You From? | |
| WUWH | Wish You Were Here | |
| WUWT | What's Up With That? | |
| WW | Wrong Window | |
| WW | Wrong Way | |
| Wwdwiiwd | When We Do What it Is We Do | |
| WWJD | What Would Jesus Do? (see WWWD) | |
| WWOH | Writing with one hand | |
| WWY | Where Were You? | |
| WYCM | Will You Call Me? | |
| WYGOWM | Will You Go Out with Me? | |
| WYP | What's Your Problem? | |
| WYRN | What's Your Real Name? | |
| WYS | Whatever You Say | |
| WYSITWIR | What you see is totally worthless in real life | |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms) | |
| WYSLPG | What You See Looks Pretty Good | |
| WYT | Whatever You Think | |
| WYWH | Wish You Were Here | |
| X | Kiss | |
| X! | Typical Woman | |
| XI10 | Exciting | |
| XLNT | Excellent | |
| XME | Excuuuuse Me | |
| xo | Kiss and a Hug | |
| XOXO | Hugs and Kisses | |
| Y | Why? | |
| Y! | Typical Man | |
| Y2K | You're Too Kind | |
| YA | Yet Another | |
| YA yaya | Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) | |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym | |
| YACC | Yet Another Calendar Company | |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked for It, You Got It | |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry | |
| YBYSA | You Bet Your Sweet Ass | |
| YCT | Your Comment To | |
| YGG | You Go Girl | |
| YGIAGAM | Your Guess Is As Good As Mine | |
| ygm | You Got Mail | |
| YGWYPF | You Get What You Pay For |
| YHM | You Have Mail | |
| YIC | Yours in Christ | |
| YKW | You Know What | |
| ym | Young Manhattanite | |
| ym | Young Manufacturing | |
| YM | Your Mom | |
| YMBJ | You Must Be Joking | |
| YMMD | You Made My Day | |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary | |
| YNK | You Never Know | |
| YOLO | You Only Live Once | |
| YOMANK | You Owe Me A New Keyboard | |
| Yoow | You'Re Out of Work | |
| YR | Why Are | |
| yr | Your Room | |
| YR | Your | |
| YRG | You Are Good! | |
| YS | You Suck | |
| YSW | Yeah Sure Whatever | |
| YSYD | Yeah, Sure You Do | |
| YT | You There? | |
| YTTT | You Telling the Truth? | |
| YVW | You're Very Welcome | |
| YW | You are welcome | |
| YWIA | You're Welcome in Advance | |
| YYSSW | Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever | |
| Z | Zero | |
| ZOMG | Zoh My God | |
| ZOMG | Zerg! Oh My God! | |
| ZZZ | Sleeping, Bored, Tired | |
| [:] | A Robot | |
| {:-) | Smiling with hair | |
| {:-) | Toupee | |
| |-I | Sleeping | |
| |-O | Snoring | |
| |:-[|] | Mick Jagger | |
| }:-( | Toupee blowing in the wind |
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