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AFAIAA |
As Far As I Am Aware |
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AFAICS |
As Far As I Can See |
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AFAIK |
As Far As I Know |
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AFC |
Away from Computer |
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AFK |
Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation) |
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|
AFZ |
Acronym Free Zone |
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|
AGP |
Advanced Graphics Port |
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|
AIH |
As It Happens |
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AIR |
As I Remember |
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AISE |
As I Said Earlier |
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ALAP |
As Late As Possible |
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ALOL |
Actually laughing out loud |
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AMF |
Adios, My Friend |
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|
AML |
All My Love |
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|
ANFSCD |
And Now for Something Completely Different |
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|
AOBTD |
Another One Bites the Dust |
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|
ASAP |
As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap) |
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|
ASO |
And So On |
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ATEOTLYWBAT |
At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To |
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ATM |
At The Moment |
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|
AWGTHTGTATA |
Are We Going to Have to Go Through All This Again? |
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|
AWHFY |
Are We Having Fun Yet? |
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AWS |
As We Speak |
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AWYR |
Awaiting Your Reply |
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AYF |
All Your Fault |
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AYK |
As You Know |
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AYOR |
At Your Own Risk |
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|
AYPI |
And Your Point Is? |
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AYT |
Are You There |
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B/C |
Because |
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B2W |
Back to Work |
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BAD |
Broken as designed |
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BANANA |
Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody |
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|
BB |
Bye-Bye |
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BB |
Bulletin Board |
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|
BBB |
Busy Beyond Belief |
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|
BBFN |
Bye Bye For Now |
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|
BBIAF |
Be Back In A Few |
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BBIAM |
Be Back In A Minute |
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|
BBL |
Be Back Later |
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BBR |
Burnt Beyond Repair |
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|
BBS |
Be back soon |
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BBSL |
Be Back Sooner or Later |
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|
BBW |
Big Busted Woman |
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|
BCP |
Best Current Practice |
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|
BF |
Boyfriend |
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|
BFFAE |
Best Friends Forever And Ever" or "Best Friends For All Eternity |
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BFFL |
Best friends for life |
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BFI |
Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent |
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BFMI |
Brute Force and Massive Ignorance |
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BFOG |
Blouse Full Of Goodies |
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|
BGUTI |
Better Get Used to It |
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BH |
Better Half |
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BIAB |
Back In A Bit |
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|
BIC |
Best in Class |
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|
BICBW |
But I Could Be Wrong |
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BISS |
Because I Say So |
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BKA |
Better Known As |
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BKAM |
Between Keyboard And Monitor |
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BLNT |
Better Luck Next Time |
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BLTN |
Better Late Than Never |
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BMGWL |
Busting My Gut with Laughter |
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BMHATK |
Banging My Head Against the Keyboard |
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|
BMHATW |
Banging My Head Against the Wall |
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|
BMOC |
big man on campus |
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|
BMTA |
Brilliant Minds Think Alike |
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|
BMTIPG |
Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters |
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BNSCD |
But Now Something Completely Different |
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|
BO |
Body Odor |
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BOF |
Birds of a Feather |
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BOGOF |
Buy One Get One Free |
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|
BOHOF |
Back Of Hand On Forehead |
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BOOTP |
Bootstrap Protocol |
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BOS |
Big Orange Switch |
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BOT |
Back on Topic |
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|
BOTE |
Back-Of-The-Envelope |
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BOTEC |
Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation |
|
|
BRB |
Be right back |
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|
BRH |
Be Right Here |
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|
BRS |
Big Red Switch |
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|
BRT |
Be Right There |
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|
BSF |
But, Seriously Folks |
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|
BSG |
Broad Sweeping Generalization |
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BSG |
Big Smiling Grin |
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|
BSOD |
Blue Screen Of Death |
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|
BSTS |
Better Safe Than Sorry |
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|
BTA |
But Then Again |
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|
BTAICBW |
But Then Again, I Could Be Wrong |
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|
BTAIM |
Be That As It May |
|
|
BTDT |
Been There, Done That |
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|
BTDTGTTS |
Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt |
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|
BTHOM |
Beats The Hell Outta Me |
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|
BTOBD |
Be There or Be Dead |
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|
BTOBS |
Be There or Be Square |
|
|
BTU |
British Thermal Unit |
|
|
BTW |
By The Way |
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BTWBO |
Be There With Bells On |
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BUNDY |
But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
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BWDIK |
But What Do I Know |
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|
BWK |
Big Wet Kiss |
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|
BWKOL |
Big Wet Kiss On The Lips |
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|
BWQ |
Buzz Word Quotient |
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|
BYKTA |
But You Knew That Already |
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|
BYOB |
Bring Your Own Booze |
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|
BYOB |
Bring Your Own Beer |
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|
BYOB |
Bring Your Own Bottle |
|
|
BYORL |
Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher |
|
|
BYTM |
Better You Than Me |
|
|
CADET |
Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. Assessment acronym for the numerically and motivationally challenged. |
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|
CASE |
Completely Absurd Sarcastic Explanation |
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|
CBL |
Come Back Later |
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|
CC |
Carbon Copy |
|
|
CDIWY |
couldn't do it without you |
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|
CDT |
Central Daylight Time |
|
|
CE |
Common Era (substitute for AD) |
|
|
CE |
Creative Editing |
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|
CFD |
Call For Discussion |
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|
CFN |
Ciao for Now |
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|
CFV |
Call For Vote(s) |
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|
CIA |
Cash In Advance |
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|
CICO |
Coffee In, Coffee Out |
|
|
CIL |
critical items list |
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|
CIS |
CompuServe Information Service |
|
|
CMIIW |
Correct Me If I'm Wrong |
|
|
CO |
Conference |
|
|
CO |
Company |
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Cob |
close of business (End of duty day) |
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|
COD |
Cash On Delivery |
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COI |
Come On In |
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COTFL |
Crawling on the Floor Laughing |
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|
COTFLGOHAHA |
Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack |
|
|
CPF |
Can Pigs Fly? |
|
|
cpi |
characters per inch |
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|
CSL |
Can't Stop Laughing |
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|
CSS |
can't stop smiling |
|
|
CTC |
Choking The Chicken |
|
|
CTP |
Computer to plate |
|
|
CTRN |
Can't Talk Right Now |
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|
CTTD |
Cute Things They Do |
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|
CTTS |
Cute Things They Say |
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|
CUAOP |
Cracking Up All Over the Place |
|
|
CWOT |
Complete Waste Of Time |
|
|
CWYL |
Chat With You Later |
|
|
D/L |
Download |
|
|
DARFC |
Ducking and Running for CoverDBA |
|
|
DBA |
Doing Business As |
|
|
DBAI |
Designed By An Idiot |
|
|
DBCS |
Double-Byte Character Set |
|
|
DBN |
Doing Business - Not |
|
|
DCOM |
Distributed Component Object Model |
|
|
DEGT |
Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it) |
|
|
DEU |
Dumb End User |
|
|
DIIN |
Damned If I Know |
|
|
DIKU |
Do I Know You? |
|
|
DIL |
Daughter-In-Law |
|
|
dk |
Don't known |
|
|
DKU |
Drop Kick Ugly |
|
|
DLG |
Devilish Little Grin |
|
|
DLMBM |
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood |
|
|
DLN |
Don't Leave Now |
|
|
DLTBBB |
Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite |
|
|
DMCA |
Digital Millennium Copyright Act |
|
|
DMML |
Don't Make Me Laugh |
|
|
DMY |
Day Month Year |
|
|
DNA |
Did Not Answer |
|
|
DND |
Do Not Disturb |
|
|
DNF |
Did Not Finish (Race) |
|
|
DNFTT |
Do Not Feed the Trolls |
|
|
DNPM |
Damn Near Pissed Myself |
|
|
DOF |
degree of freedom |
|
|
DOM |
Dirty Old Man |
|
|
DPKOL |
Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
|
|
DQMOT |
Don't Quote Me on This |
|
|
DQYDJ |
Don't Quit Your Day Job |
|
|
DRA |
Don't Recognize Acronyms |
|
|
DRT |
Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene. |
|
|
DS |
Darling Son |
|
|
DSH |
Desperately Seeking Help |
|
|
DST |
Daylight Saving Time |
|
|
DTA |
Don't Trust Anybody |
|
|
DTHT |
Delighted to Hear That |
|
|
DTRT |
Do The Right Thing |
|
|
DTTAH |
Don't Try This At Home |
|
|
DUCT |
Did You See That |
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|
DUCWIC |
Do You See What I See? |
|
|
DUI |
driving under the influence of alcohol |
|
|
DW |
Don't Worry |
|
|
DW |
Dear Wife |
|
|
DWAI |
Don't Worry About It |
|
|
DWB |
Don't Write Back |
|
|
DWIM |
Do What I Mean |
|
|
DWIMC |
Do What I Mean Correctly |
|
|
DWIMNWIS |
Do What I Mean, Not What I Say |
|
|
Dwkota |
Deep Wet Kiss on the Ass |
|
|
DWKOTL |
Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips |
|
|
DWOL |
Drunk while on line |
|
|
DWPKOL |
Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
|
|
DWPKOTL |
Deep Wet Passionate Kissed On The Lips |
|
|
DYE |
Damn Your Eyes |
|
|
DYHABF |
Do You Have A Boyfriend |
|
|
DYHAGF |
Do You Have A Girlfriend |
|
|
DYHWIH |
Do You Hear What I Hear |
|
|
DYJHIW |
Don't You Just Hate It When... |
|
|
DYODD |
Do Your Own Due Diligence |
|
|
DYOH |
Do Your Own Homework |
|
|
DYSTSOTT |
Did You See The Size Of That Thing? |
|
|
DYSWIS |
Do You See What I See |
|
|
DYT |
Don't You Think? |
|
|
EAD |
Encoded Archival Description |
|
|
EAEC |
East Asia Economic Caucus |
|
|
EAK |
Eating At Keyboard |
|
|
EBKAC |
Error Between Keyboard and Chair |
|
|
EIF |
Exercise In Futility |
|
|
EMA |
E-Mail Address |
|
|
EMP |
Excessive Multiple Posting |
|
|
EMP |
Electro Magnetic Pulse |
|
|
EMS |
E-Mail Shorthand |
|
|
EMSG |
Email Message |
|
|
EOB |
End Of Business |
|
|
EOD |
End Of Day |
|
|
EOD |
End Of Discussion |
|
|
EOF |
End Of File |
|
|
EOS |
End of Show |
|
|
EOT |
End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion) |
|
|
EOT |
End Of Transmission |
|
|
EOY |
End-Of-Year |
|
|
ESO |
Equipment Smarter than Operator |
|
|
ESOSL |
Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter |
|
|
ETLA |
Extended Three Letter Acronym |
|
|
ETX |
End of Text |
|
|
FAI |
Frequently Argued Issue |
|
|
FAWC |
For Anyone Who Cares |
|
|
FBKS |
Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
|
|
FCFS |
First Come First Served |
|
|
FCOL |
For Crying Out Loud |
|
|
FCS |
First Customer Ship |
|
|
FDROTFL |
Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
|
|
FE |
Fatal Error |
|
|
FETLA |
Further Extended Three-Letter Acronym |
|
|
FFA |
Free for all. Person who deals the most damage gets the drop. |
|
|
FFT |
Fast Fourier Transform |
|
|
FIOFY |
Figure It Out for Yourself |
|
|
IOU |
"I Owe You" (Promissory note) |
|
|
IOWTBT |
I Only Want To Be Told |
|
|
IRMFI |
I Reply Merely for Information |
|
|
IROOC |
I've Run Out of Cigarettes |
|
|
ISAGN |
I See A Great Need |
|
|
ISBAB |
I Should have Bought A Book |
|
|
ISO |
In Search Of |
|
|
ISTM |
It Seems To Me |
|
|
ISTR |
I Seem To Recall |
|
|
ISTR |
I Seem to Remember |
|
|
ISWYM |
I See What You Mean |
|
|
ITA |
I Totally Agree |
|
|
ITAH |
Is There Anybody Here |
|
|
ITFA |
In the Final Analysis |
|
|
Itmohe |
If the Monitor Only Had Eyes |
|
|
ITRO |
In the Region Of |
|
|
ITRW |
In The Real World |
|
|
ITSFWI |
If The Shoe Fits, Wear It |
|
|
ITSM |
IT Service Management |
|
|
ITT |
In This Thread |
|
|
ITWSBT |
I Think We Should Be Told |
|
|
ITYS |
I Told You So |
|
|
IUD |
Insert Usual Disclaimers |
|
|
IUTKATS |
I Used to Know All That Stuff |
|
|
IWALU |
I Will Always Love You |
|
|
IWBIWISI |
I Will Believe It When I See It |
|
|
IWBN |
It Would Be Nice |
|
|
IWBNI |
It Would Be Nice If .... |
|
|
Iwbs |
I Was Being Stupid |
|
|
IWIK |
I Wish I Knew |
|
|
IYD |
In Your Dreams |
|
|
Iydmma |
If You Don't Mind Me Asking |
|
|
IYFEG |
Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
|
|
IYKWIM |
If You Know What I Mean |
|
|
IYKWIMAITYD |
If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Do |
|
|
IYL |
If You Like |
|
|
IYO |
In Your Opinion |
|
|
IYSWIM |
If You See What I Mean |
|
|
IYW |
If You Wish |
|
|
J/K |
Just Kidding |
|
|
JAO |
Just Another Observer |
|
|
JAS |
Just A Second |
|
|
JASE |
Just Another System Error |
|
|
JAT |
Just A Thought |
|
|
JAUA |
Just Another Useless Answer |
|
|
JAWS |
Just Another Windows Shell |
|
|
JBOD |
Just a Bunch Of Disks/Drives |
|
|
JC |
Just Curious |
|
|
JFF |
Just For Fun |
|
|
Jfg |
Just for Grins |
|
|
JFYI |
Just for Your Information |
|
|
JIT |
Just in time |
|
|
JK |
Just kidding |
|
|
JMHO |
Just My Humble Opinion |
|
|
JMO |
Just My Opinion |
|
|
JMOOC |
Just My Opinion of Course |
|
|
JOOTT |
Just One Of Those Things |
|
|
JPW |
Just Plain Weird |
|
|
JSYK |
Just So You Know |
|
|
JTLYK |
Just To Let You Know |
|
|
JTYMLTK |
Just Thought You Might Like to Know |
|
|
JTYWTK |
Just Thought You Wanted To Know |
|
|
JTYWWTK |
Just Thought You Would Want to Know |
|
|
Kcbiwiywi |
Keep Coming Back, it Works If You Work it |
|
|
KGB |
Known Good Board |
|
|
KHYF |
Know How You Feel |
|
|
KIBO |
Knowledge In, Bullshit Out |
|
|
KIQ |
Keep It Quiet |
|
|
KIS |
Keep It Simple |
|
|
KISS |
Keep It Simple Stupid |
|
|
KIT |
Keep In Touch |
|
|
KITA |
Kick In The Ass |
|
|
Kitb |
Kick in the Butt |
|
|
KMYF |
Kiss Me You Fool |
|
|
KOTC |
Kiss On The Cheek |
|
|
KOTL |
Kiss On The Lips |
|
|
KTCOOTN |
Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup |
|
|
KUTGSAWYAD |
Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing |
|
|
KUTGW |
Keep up the Good Work |
|
|
Kwum |
Know What You Mean |
|
|
KYFC |
Keep Your Fingers Crossed |
|
|
KYHOOTW |
Keep Your Head Out of the Water |
|
|
KYHOOYA |
Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass |
|
|
L8R |
Later |
|
|
LA |
Los Angeles |
|
|
LALL |
Live and Let Live |
|
|
LAN |
Local Area Network |
|
|
LBL |
Label |
|
|
LBL |
Labour Behind the Label |
|
|
LBL |
Large Box Label |
|
|
LD |
Later Dude |
|
|
LD |
Long Distance |
|
|
LDTO |
Lets Ditch This One |
|
|
LDWPKOL |
Long Deep Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips |
|
|
LED |
law enforcement desk; light emitting diode |
|
|
LEP |
Light Emitting Polymer |
|
|
LFS |
Large File Support |
|
|
LIU |
LAN Interface Unit |
|
|
LJBF |
Let's Just Be Friends |
|
|
LKG |
Last Known Good |
|
|
LLAP |
Live Long And Prosper |
|
|
LMA |
Leave Me Alone |
|
|
LMAO |
Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting) |
|
|
LMAOROTF |
Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor |
|
|
LMC |
Lost My Connection |
|
|
LMCOA |
Lost My Connection Once Again |
|
|
LMIRL |
Let's Meet In Real Life |
|
|
LMS |
Let Me See |
|
|
LOBNH |
Lights on But Nobody Home |
|
|
LOFLOL |
Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud |
|
|
LOHICA |
Look Out, Here It Comes Again |
|
|
LOI |
Lack of Interest |
|
|
LOIS |
Laughing on the Inside |
|
|
LOLAK |
Lots of Love and Kisses |
|
|
LOLAROTG |
Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground |
|
|
LOLBAY |
Laughing Out Loud Back At You |
|
|
LOLOL |
Lots Of Laughing Out Loud |
|
|
LOTR |
Lord Of The Rings |
|
|
LSFIAB |
Like Shooting Fish in A Barrel |
|
|
LSHIH |
Laughing So Hard It Hurts |
|
|
LSHIPMP |
Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants |
|
|
LSHMBA |
Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches |
|
|
Lshmbb |
Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
|
|
LSHMBH |
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
|
|
LSHMSB |
Laughing So Hard My Stitches Burst |
|
|
Lshmsh |
Laughing So Hard My Sides Hurt |
|
|
LSHTTARDML |
Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg |
|
|
LSKOL |
Long Slow Kiss on the Lips |
|
|
LSP |
Less Sensitive Person |
|
|
LTBF |
Learn to Be Funny |
|
|
LTHTT |
Laughing Too Hard to Type |
|
|
Ltip |
Laughing Til I Puke |
|
|
LTNS |
Long Time No See |
|
|
LTO |
Linear Tape-Open |
|
|
LTR |
Long Term Relationship |
|
|
LULAB |
Love You Like A Brother |
|
|
LULAS |
Love You Like A Sister |
|
|
LULU |
Locally Unwanted Land Use (urbanism) |
|
|
LUN |
Logical Unit Number |
|
|
LUWAMH |
Love You with All My Heart |
|
|
LWR |
Launch When Ready |
|
|
LYLAB |
Love You Like A Brother |
|
|
LYMI |
Love You Mean It |
|
|
m2m |
Machine to Machine, Mobile |
|
|
MB |
Message Board |
|
|
MBCS |
Multi-Byte Character Set |
|
|
MBM |
Magnetic Bubble Memory |
|
|
MBUC |
Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence |
|
|
MC |
Master of Ceremonies |
|
|
MCIBTY |
My Computer Is Better Than Yours |
|
|
MCIBTYC |
My Computer Is Better Than Your Computer |
|
|
MEG |
Mega Evil Grin |
|
|
MEGO |
My eyes glaze over (about something really boring) |
|
|
MFT |
Master File Table |
|
|
MHBFY |
My Heart Bleeds For You |
|
|
MHM |
Members Helping Members |
|
|
MHO |
My Humble Opinion |
|
|
MHS |
Message Handling System (electronic) |
|
|
Miasgb |
Make it A Short Goodbye |
|
|
MIB |
Management Information Base (ATM) |
|
|
MIB |
Mint In Box |
|
|
Milg |
Make it Look Good |
|
|
MIMO |
Multiple Input, Multiple Output |
|
|
MLA |
Multiple Letter Acronym |
|
|
MMA |
Meet me at |
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MMF |
Make Money Fast |
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MNC |
Mother Nature Calls |
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MOC |
Mint On Card |
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MOF |
Male or Female |
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MOF |
Matter of Fact |
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MOS |
Member of the Opposite Sex |
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MOSPF |
Multicast Open Shortest Path First |
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MOTAS |
Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
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MOTM |
Member of the Month |
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MOTOS |
Member Of The Opposite Sex |
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MPTY |
More Power to You |
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MSCEA |
My Southern Comfort's Empty Again |
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MTBF |
Mean Time Before Failure |
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MTE |
My Thoughts Exactly |
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MTFBWY |
May The Force Be With You |
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MU |
Miss You |
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MUSM |
Miss You So Much (chat) |
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MWMT |
Mint with mint tags |
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N/A |
Not Available |
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N/A |
Not Applicable |
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NA |
Not Applicable |
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NA |
Not Available |
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NAGI |
Not A Good Idea |
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NAHM |
Not A Happy Man |
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NAHW |
Not A Happy Woman |
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NALOPKT |
Not A Lot Of People Know That |
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NAND |
Not And |
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NARU |
Not A Registered User |
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NBL |
Not Bloody Likely |
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|
NBTD |
Nothing Better to Do |
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|
NCB |
Never Change Baby |
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|
NDA |
Non-Disclosure Agreement |
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NETUA |
Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything |
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NHOH |
Never Heard Of Him |
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NHOH |
Never Heard Of Her |
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NIAA |
No Idea At All |
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|
NIB |
New In Box (Internet Auction/trading Listings) |
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|
NICBDAT |
Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes |
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|
NIDWTC |
No I Don't Want to Chat |
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|
NIH |
Not Invented Here |
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Niitb |
Nip it in the Bud |
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NIMBY |
Not In My Back Yard |
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NIME |
Not in My Experience |
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|
NIMFYE |
Not In My Front Yard Either |
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|
NIMH |
Nickel Metal Hydride (Ni Is The Chemical Symbol For Nickel) |
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|
NIMTO |
Not In My Term of Office |
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|
NINO |
Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output |
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|
NIT |
Not in Therapy |
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|
NL |
New Line |
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NLI |
Not Logged In |
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|
NLT |
No Later Than |
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NMH |
Not Much Here |
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|
NMJ |
Not My Job |
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|
NN |
Night Night" or "No Need" or "Not Nice |
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|
NOOTO |
Nothing Out of the Ordinary |
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|
NOP |
No Operation |
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|
NOTTOMH |
Not Off the Top of My Head |
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|
NOYL |
Not On Your Life |
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|
NPLU |
Not People Like Us |
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|
NPNG |
No Pain No Gain |
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|
NPV |
Net Present Value {economics} |
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|
NQOS |
Not Quite Our Sort |
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|
NQWI |
Not Quite With It |
|
|
NR |
No Reserve |
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|
NR |
Nearest Relative |
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|
NR |
Near Reality |
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|
Nr |
near Ripon |
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|
NRFB |
Never Removed From Box |
|
|
NS |
Nice Shot |
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|
NSFW |
Not Safe for Work |
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|
NTDBWY |
Nice To Do Business With You |
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|
NTDWI |
Nothing To Do With It |
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|
NTIBOA |
Not That I'm Bitter or Anything |
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|
NTIM |
Not That It Matters |
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|
NTIMM |
Not That It Matters Much |
|
|
NTL |
NoneTheLess |
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|
Ntoot |
Nine Times Out of Ten |
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|
NTTAWWT |
Not That There's Anything Wrong with That |
|
|
Nttfls |
Not Till the Fat Lady Sings |
|
|
NX |
No Execute (Microsoft) |
|
|
NYCFS |
New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture) |
|
|
NYCTMI |
Now You Come to Mention It |
|
|
NYM |
New York Minute |
|
|
NYP |
Not Your Problem |
|
|
OAO |
Over and Out |
|
|
OATUS |
On a totally unrelated subject a way to change topic of conversation) |
|
|
OBEX |
Object Exchange Protocol |
|
|
OD |
Oh Dear |
|
|
OFS |
One Finger Salute |
|
|
OIC |
Oh I See |
|
|
OJ |
Only Joking |
|
|
OJ |
Orange Juice |
|
|
OJT |
On the Job Training |
|
|
OMG |
Oh, my God! |
|
|
OMKC |
On My Knees Crying |
|
|
OMW |
On My Way |
|
|
ONNA |
Oh No Not Again |
|
|
ONNTA |
Oh No, Not This Again |
|
|
OOAD |
Object Oriented Analysis and Design |
|
|
OOI |
Out of Interest |
|
|
OOO |
Out Of Order |
|
|
OOO |
Out Of Office |
|
|
OOT |
Out Of Town |
|
|
OOTC |
Obligatory On Topic Comment |
|
|
OPM |
Other People's Money |
|
|
OPP |
Other People's Problems |
|
|
OSIM |
Oh Shoot It's Monday |
|
|
OT1H |
On The One Hand |
|
|
OTA |
Over The Air |
|
|
OTD |
out the door (discharged |
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|
OTK |
Over The Knee |
|
|
OTL |
Out To Lunch |
|
|
OTOH |
On The Other Hand |
|
|
OTOOH |
On the Other Other Hand |
|
|
OTP |
On the Phone |
|
|
OTP |
One Time Password |
|
|
OTTH |
On the Third Hand |
|
|
OTTOMHAROO |
Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds |
|
|
OUSU |
Oh, You Shut Up |
|
|
OW |
Oh Well |
|
|
PABG |
Pack A Big Gun |
|
|
PBCAK |
Problem Between Chair And Keyboard |
|
|
PBM |
Play By Mail |
|
|
PCB |
Please Call Back |
|
|
PCO |
Please Carry On |
|
|
PCYLIHOONL |
Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left |
|
|
PDS |
Please Don't Shoot |
|
|
PDS |
Please Don't Shout |
|
|
PDT |
Pacific Daylight Time |
|
|
PEBKAC |
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto) |
|
|
PEBMAC |
Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair |
|
|
PEKUSH |
Press Every Key Until Something Happens |
|
|
PEST |
Please Excuse Slow Typing |
|
|
PG |
Parental Guidance |
|
|
PG |
Pretty Good |
|
|
PGP |
Pretty Good Privacy (encryption) |
|
|
PHB |
Pointy Haired Boss |
|
|
PICNIC |
Problem in Chair Not in Computer |
|
|
PITA |
Pain In The Association |
|
|
PITBY |
Put It in Their Back Yard |
|
|
PLBKAC |
Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair |
|
|
PLMK |
Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher) |
|
|
PLMKO |
Please Let Me Know Ok |
|
|
PLOKTA |
Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method. |
|
|
PLS |
Please |
|
|
PMA |
Positive Mental Attitude |
|
|
PMA |
Physical Medium Attachment |
|
|
PMBI |
Pardon My Butting In |
|
|
PMFBI |
Pardon Me For Butting In |
|
|
PMFI |
Problem Magically Fixed Itself |
|
|
PMFJI |
Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above) |
|
|
PMFJIH |
Pardon Me for Jumping in Here |
|
|
PMIGBOM |
Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
|
|
PMJI |
Pardon My Jumping In |
|
|
PMPO |
Peak Music Power Output |
|
|
POAHF |
Put on A Happy Face |
|
|
POM |
Phase Of The Moon |
|
|
POS |
Person Over Shoulder |
|
|
POSSLQ |
Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters |
|
|
PPL |
People |
|
|
PTB |
Powers That Be |
|
|
PTL |
Praise The Lord |
|
|
PTM |
Please Tell Me |
|
|
PTMYA |
Pleased to Make Your Acquaintance |
|
|
PTO |
Please Turn Over |
|
|
Punts |
People of Utterly No Tactical Significance |
|
|
PVC |
Permanent Virtual Circuit (ATM) |
|
|
PvP |
Player Versus Player |
|
|
PYS |
Pack Your Stuff |
|
|
QED |
Quick Easy Dirty |
|
|
QFT |
Quoted For Truth |
|
|
QQ |
Quick Question |
|
|
RAEBNC |
Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment |
|
|
RBS |
Really Big Screen |
|
|
RFD |
Request For Discussion |
|
|
RFT |
Request For Thinking |
|
|
RHIP |
Rank Has Its Privileges |
|
|
RL |
Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting |
|
|
RLCO |
Real Life Conference |
|
|
RMB |
Right Mouse Button |
|
|
RMW |
Read-Modify-Write |
|
|
ROFFNAR |
Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason |
|
|
ROFL |
Rolling on the floor laughing |
|
|
ROFLAHMSL |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing |
|
|
ROFLASC |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat |
|
|
ROFLKAS |
Rolling On Floor Laughing, Kicking And Screaming |
|
|
ROFLMHO |
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off |
|
|
ROFLOL |
Rolling on floor laughing out loud |
|
|
ROFLOLVH |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard |
|
|
Roflwpimp |
Rolling on Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing in My Pants |
|
|
Rofpml |
Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing |
|
|
ROFTTPOF |
Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames |
|
|
ROFUTS |
Rolling on Floor Unable to Speak |
|
|
ROGLOL |
Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud |
|
|
ROT |
Rule of Thumb |
|
|
ROTBA |
Reality on the Blink Again |
|
|
ROTF |
Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied) |
|
|
ROTFLAS |
Rolling on the Floor Laughing and Snorting |
|
|
ROTFLBTC |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet |
|
|
ROTFLMAAOBPO |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off |
|
|
ROTFLMTO |
Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Tail Off |
|
|
ROTFLOL |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
|
|
ROTFLSTC |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat |
|
|
ROTFLUTS |
Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak |
|
|
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO |
Rolling on the Floor Scaring the Cat Laughing My Ass and Other Body Parts Off |
|
|
RP |
Role Play |
|
|
RP |
romantic partner |
|
|
RTI |
Real Time Interruption |
|
|
RTS |
Read the Screen |
|
|
RTS |
Ready To Send |
|
|
RTSM |
Read the Stupid Manual |
|
|
RTT |
Round Trip Timer |
|
|
RTV |
Return To Vendor |
|
|
RW |
Real World |
|
|
RYO |
Roll Your Own |
|
|
RYS |
Read Your Screen |
|
|
SAF |
Single Asian Female |
|
|
sahm |
Stay at home mummies |
|
|
Sahm |
Stay at Home Mum |
|
|
SAYOR |
Speak At Your Own Risk |
|
|
SB |
Somebody |
|
|
sbb |
Stupid Beyond Belief |
|
|
SBCN |
Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked |
|
|
SBD |
Silent But Deadly |
|
|
SBF |
Single Black Female |
|
|
SBID |
Shitty But It'll Do |
|
|
SBM |
Single Black Male |
|
|
SC |
Stay Cool |
|
|
SCNR |
Sorry, Could Not Resist |
|
|
SCSI |
System Can't See It |
|
|
SDIHTT |
SomeDay I'll Have The Time |
|
|
SEP |
September |
|
|
sep |
Signalling End Point |
|
|
SFAIAA |
So Far As I Am Aware |
|
|
SFF |
Small-Form-Factor |
|
|
SFLA |
Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
|
|
SFMJI |
Sorry For My Jumping In |
|
|
SFP |
Small Form-factor Pluggable |
|
|
SFSG |
So Far So Good |
|
|
sft |
Sorry For That |
|
|
SHCOON |
Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose |
|
|
SICS |
Sitting in Chair Snickering |
|
|
SIMMS |
Single Inline Memory Modules |
|
|
SJF |
Single Jewish Female |
|
|
SJM |
Single Jewish Male |
|
|
SLP |
Super Long Play |
|
|
SLR |
Single Lens Reflex |
|
|
SMH |
Shakes My Head |
|
|
SMHID |
Scratching My Head in Disbelief |
|
|
SMMWO |
Shut My Mouth Wide Open |
|
|
SMO |
Serious Mode On |
|
|
SMOFF |
Serious Mode Off |
|
|
SNAG |
Sensitive New Age Guy |
|
|
SOSO |
Same Old, Same-Old |
|
|
SOTA |
State Of The Art |
|
|
SOW |
Speaking of Which |
|
|
SSEWBA |
Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
|
|
SSID |
Service set identifier (Wi-Fi) |
|
|
SSL |
Secure Socket Layer |
|
|
STBY |
Sucks To Be You |
|
|
STW |
Search the Web |
|
|
SUFID |
Screwing Up Face in Disgust |
|
|
SUNOILTY |
Shut Up No One Is Listening To You |
|
|
SWCOC |
Special Wishes Comments or Corrections |
|
|
SWDYRTW |
Since When do You Rule the Web? |
|
|
SWDYT |
So What Do You Think |
|
|
SWL |
Screaming With Laughter |
|
|
SWM |
Single White Male |
|
|
SWMBO |
She Who Must Be Obeyed |
|
|
SWYP |
So What's Your Problem |
|
|
Syitm |
See You in the Morning |
|
|
SYL |
See You Later |
|
|
SYS |
See You Soon |
|
|
SYT |
See You Tonight |
|
|
SYT |
Sweet Young Thing |
|
|
SYUTH |
Smack You Upside the Head |
|
|
TABYAS |
Thinking All But You Are Stupid |
|
|
TADT |
They All do That |
|
|
TAF |
That's All Folks |
|
|
taft |
That's A Frightening Thought |
|
|
TANJ |
There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels) |
|
|
TAY |
Thinking about you |
|
|
TBC |
To Be Confirmed |
|
|
TBC |
To Be Continued |
|
|
TBD |
To Be Determined |
|
|
TBDL |
To Be Discussed Later |
|
|
TBDML |
To Be Discussed Much Later |
|
|
TBE |
To Be Expected |
|
|
TBNT |
Thanks But No Thanks |
|
|
TBYB |
Try Before You Buy |
|
|
TC |
Telephone Call |
|
|
TC |
Take Care |
|
|
TCB |
Taking Care of Business |
|
|
TCB |
Trouble Came Back |
|
|
TEI |
Total Economic Impact |
|
|
TEOTD |
The end of the day |
|
|
TEOTWAWKI |
The End Of The World As We Know It |
|
|
tfds |
That's For Damn Sure |
|
|
TFH |
Thread From Hell (internet Forums) |
|
|
TFN |
Thanks for Nothing |
|
|
TFTHAOT |
Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time |
|
|
TFTT |
Thanks for the Thought |
|
|
TFTT |
Thanks for the Tip |
|
|
TGAL |
Think Globally, Act Locally |
|
|
TGFTCL |
Thank God For The Chat Line |
|
|
TGIF |
Thank God It's Friday |
|
|
TGTF |
Thank God Tomorrow's Friday |
|
|
THD |
Total Harmonic Distortion |
|
|
THX |
Thanks |
|
|
TIE |
Take It Easy |
|
|
TIME |
Tears In My Eyes |
|
|
TIMTOWTDI |
There Is More Than One Way To Do It |
|
|
Tinalo |
This Is Not A Legal Opinion |
|
|
TINAR |
This is Not a Recommendation |
|
|
TINSTAAFL |
There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
|
|
TINWIS |
That Is Not What I Said |
|
|
TIWTGLGG |
This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes |
|
|
TJATAW |
Truth Justice and the American Way |
|
|
TLG |
The Living God |
|
|
Tltbt |
Too Ludicrous to Be True |
|
|
TMSHTF |
Too Much Shit Hit The Fan |
|
|
TMTC |
Too Many To Count |
|
|
Tmtltbmg |
There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl |
|
|
TMTOWTDI |
There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl) |
|
|
TNLNSL |
Took Nothing, Left Nothing, Signed Logbook |
|
|
TNPP |
Telocator Network Paging Protocol |
|
|
TOBAL |
There Oughta Be A Law |
|
|
TOC |
Table of Contents |
|
|
TOH |
The other half |
|
|
TOY |
Thinking Of You |
|
|
TPAE |
The Possibilities Are Endless |
|
|
TPS |
This Program Sucks |
|
|
TPSS |
This Program Sucks Severely |
|
|
TPTB |
The Powers That Be. Typically referring to autocratic managers or bosses at work, extending to all other figures of authority, especially those too arrogant or important to be seen by or talk face-to-face with the people under their control, (thanks DC). |
|
|
TRDMC |
Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
|
|
TSDMC |
Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks |
|
|
TSOHF |
Total Sense of Humour Failure |
|
|
TSWC |
Tell Someone Who Cares |
|
|
TT |
Take That |
|
|
TTBE |
That's to Be Expected |
|
|
TTBOMK |
To The Best Of My Knowledge |
|
|
TTFF |
Time To First Fix |
|
|
TTFN |
Ta Ta For Now |
|
|
WAEF |
When All Else Fails |
|
|
WALOC |
What A Load Of Crap |
|
|
WAM |
Wait A Minute |
|
|
WAMKSAM |
Why Are My Kids Staring At Me |
|
|
WB |
Welcome Back |
|
|
WBASAP |
Write Back As Soon As Possible |
|
|
WBMBF |
Wanna Be My Boy Friend |
|
|
WBMGF |
Wanna Be My Girl Friend |
|
|
WBS |
Write Back Soon |
|
|
WCTYBTWHTKY |
We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have to Kill You |
|
|
WDALYIC |
Who Died and Left You in Charge? |
|
|
WDOI |
Wouldn't Dream Of It |
|
|
WDTM |
What Does That Mean |
|
|
Wdyc |
Who Do I Call |
|
|
Wdyll |
What Do You Look Like |
|
|
WDYM |
What Do You Mean? |
|
|
WFHIT |
What Fresh Hell Is This? |
|
|
WG |
Wicked Grin |
|
|
WGACA |
What Goes Around Comes Around |
|
|
WIBAMU |
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle |
|
|
WIGAC |
When I Get A Chance |
|
|
WIIFM |
What's In It For Me? |
|
|
WISP |
Winning Is So Pleasurable |
|
|
WMMOWS |
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap |
|
|
WNDITWB |
We Never Did It This Way Before |
|
|
WNOHGB |
Where No One Has Gone Before |
|
|
WOA |
Work of Art |
|
|
WOM |
Word of Mouth |
|
|
WOMBAT |
Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time |
|
|
WORM |
Write-Once, Read-Many |
|
|
WOTAM |
Waste of Time and Money |
|
|
wp |
Well Put |
|
|
WPKOL |
Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips |
|
|
Wratgas |
Who Really and Truly Gives A Shit |
|
|
Wsls |
Win Some, Lose Some |
|
|
WTG |
Way To Go |
|
|
WTGP |
Want To Go Private? |
|
|
WTHDTM |
What The Hell Does That Mean? |
|
|
WTMKF |
Welcome To My Kill Filter |
|
|
WTMPI |
Way Too Much Personal Information |
|
|
WTSDS |
Where The Sun Don't Shine |
|
|
WTTC |
Welcome To The Club |
|
|
WTTM |
Without Thinking Too Much |
|
|
WTTRW |
Welcome to the Real World |
|
|
wty |
Waving To You |
|
|
WU |
What's Up? |
|
|
WUASTC |
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee |
|
|
WUGAC |
When yoU Get A Chance |
|
|
WWYL |
When Will You Learn |
|
|
Wybmadiity |
Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You |
|
|
WYGAC |
When You Get A Chance |
|
|
Wygiwyaf |
What You Get Is What You Asked for |
|
|
Wygiwyg |
What You Get Is What You Get |
|
|
WYGIWYPF |
What You Get Is What You Pay For |
|
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WYGOWM |
Will You Go Out with Me? |
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Wylaboctgwtr |
Would You Like A Bowl of Cream to Go with That Remark |
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WYLASOMWTC |
Would You Like A Saucer of Milk with That Comment? |
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WYMM |
Will You Marry Me? |
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Wymows |
Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap |
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WYSBANRTWYG |
What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation to What You Get |
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WYSBYGI |
What You See Before You Get It |
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WYSIAYG |
What You See Is All You Get |
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WYSINEWYGBIC |
What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close |
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WYSIWYD |
What You See Is What You Deserve |
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WYSIWYG |
What You See Is What You Get (pronounced Wizzy-wig. See Entry For Derived Acronyms) |
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WYSLPG |
What You See Looks Pretty Good |
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WYSOH |
Where's Your Sense Of Humour |
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Wyttiwtk |
What You Tell Them Is What They Know |
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WYTYSYDG |
What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get |
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WYWH |
Wish You Were Here |
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YAA |
Yet Another Acronym |
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YABR |
You Are Being Replaced |
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YABSA |
Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym |
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YACC |
Yet Another Compiler-Compiler |
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YANETUT |
You Are Not Expected to Understand This |
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YAOTM |
Yet Another Off-Topic Message |
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YAP |
Yet Another Ploy |
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YBS |
You'll Be Sorry |
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Ybtmfml |
You Belong to Me Forever My Love |
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YCDBSOYA |
You Can't Do Business Sitting on Your Ass |
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YCDBWYCID |
You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down |
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YCLIU |
You Can Look It Up |
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Yd |
Yesterday |
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yd |
Yesterday's Dream |
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Yd |
You'Re Dead |
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Ydagwyw |
You Don't Always Get What You Want |
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YGIAGAM |
Your Guess Is As Good As Mine |
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YGLT |
You're Gonna Love This |
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YGWYPF |
You Get What You Pay For |
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Yhbm |
You Have Bin Mail |
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YHBW |
You Have Been Warned |
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Yhgaspl |
You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad |
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YHGMTPO |
You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of ... |
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YHL |
You Have Lost |
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YHTBT |
You Had To Be There |
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YKIYEI |
You Killed It, You Eat It |
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YKWIM |
You Know What I Mean |
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Ykyarw |
You Know You'Re A Redneck when |
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YKYB |
You Know You've Been |
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YMBJ |
You Must Be Joking |
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