1FTR |
One For The Road |
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AA |
Alcholics Anonymous |
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AAAAA |
American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
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AAAAA |
Anonym Association Against Acronym Abuse |
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AAMOF |
As A Matter Of Fact |
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ABFT |
About Fucking Time |
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ABT |
About |
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ACE |
Ask Chief Everything |
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ACME |
A Company that Makes Everything :-) |
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ACRONYM |
Abbreviation by CROping Names that Yield Meaning |
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ADGR |
Any Donations Gratefully Received |
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ADN |
Any Day Now |
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AEG |
Aus Erfahrung Gut |
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AEG |
Auspacken, Einschalten, Geht nicht |
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AEG |
Auspacken Einschalten Garantiefall |
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AF |
Aunt Flow |
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AFAIC |
As Far As I'm Concerned |
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AFAICR |
As Far As I Can Recall |
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AFAICT |
As Far As I Can Tell |
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AFAIK |
As Far As I Know |
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AFAIR |
As Far As I Recall |
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AFAIR |
As Far As I Remember |
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AFAYC |
As Far As You're Concerned |
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AFAYK |
As Far As You Know |
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AFCPS |
Any Fool Can Plainly See |
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AFK |
Away From Keyboard (Internet Chat Abbreviation) |
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AGKWE |
And God Knows What Else |
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Agl |
Angel |
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AIS |
As I Said |
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AIUI |
As I Understand It |
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ALAP |
As Late As Possible |
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ALOTBSOL |
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life |
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AM |
Ante Meridian |
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AMAP |
As Much As Possible |
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AMD |
An Air Movement Device |
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ANAIS |
Architecture Not Allowed in Source |
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ANFSCD |
And Now for Something Completely Different |
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AOB |
Any Other Business |
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AOBTD |
Another One Bites the Dust |
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AOL |
Army Of Lamers |
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APAC |
All Praise and Credit |
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APL |
A Perspicuous Language |
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ARMY |
AF Rejected Me Yesterday |
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ARMY |
Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet |
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ASAFP |
As Soon As Fucking Possible |
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ASAFP |
As Soon As Friggin Possible |
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ASAFP |
As Soon As Freakin' Possible |
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ASAP |
As Soon As Possible (pronounced AY-sap) |
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ASAYGT |
As Soon As You Get This |
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ATB |
All The Best |
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ATLA |
Another Three-Letter Acronym |
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ATM |
At The Moment |
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ATS |
Across the Street |
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ATSL |
Along the Same Line |
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ATTYOB |
Anything That Turns You On Baby |
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AWHFY |
Are We Having Fun Yet? |
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AWK |
Awkward |
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AYCOOYM |
Are You Completely Out of Your Mind? |
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AYS |
Are You Sure? |
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AYSOS |
Are You Stupid or Something? |
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AYTMTB |
And You're Telling Me This Because? |
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b |
Babe |
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B2K |
Back to Keyboard |
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B4N |
Bye for Now |
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BA |
bedroom activity |
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BAD |
Broken as designed |
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BAK |
Back At Keyboard |
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BANANA |
Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody |
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BASIC |
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
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BB4N |
Bye Bye For Now |
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BBFN |
Bye Bye For Now |
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BBIAB |
Be Back In A Bit |
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BBIAM |
Be Back In A Minute |
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BBIAS |
Bye, Back In A Second |
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BBL |
Be Back Later |
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BBR |
Burnt Beyond Repair |
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BC |
Basket Case |
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BCC |
Blind Carbon Copy |
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BD |
Big Deal |
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BEG |
Big Evil Grin |
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BF |
Best Friend |
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BFD |
Big Fucking Deal |
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BFF |
Best Friend Forever |
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BFFL |
Best friends for life |
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BFFTTE |
Best Friends Forever Til the End |
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BFG |
Big Friendly Giant |
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BFH |
Bastard from Hell |
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BFI |
Brute Force and Ignorance. An expression found in everyday language since the early 1900s, meaning a heavy handed unrefined solution to a problem (especially fixing something - like bashing an electrical appliance to get it working again). In more recent |
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BFMI |
Brute Force and Massive Ignorance |
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BFN |
Bye for Now |
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BG |
Big Grin |
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BGA |
Besonders Geschicktes Argument |
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BI |
Breidbart Index |
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BIAB |
Back In A Bit |
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BIOYA |
Blow It Out Your Ass |
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BIOYIOP |
Blow It Out Your Input Output Port |
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BIOYN |
Blow It Out Your Nose |
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BITGOD |
Back in the Good Old Days |
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BM |
blonde moment |
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BMGWL |
Busting My Gut with Laughter |
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BMHATK |
Banging My Head Against the Keyboard |
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BMHATW |
Banging My Head Against the Wall |
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BMOTA |
Byte Me On The Ass |
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BMTA |
Brilliant Minds Think Alike |
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BMTIPG |
Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters |
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BMW |
Bring Mich Werkstatt |
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BMW |
Bayerische Müllwagen |
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BNF |
Big Name Fan |
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BOCTAAE |
But of Course There Are Always Exceptions |
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BOFH |
Bastard Operator From Hell |
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BOGOF |
Buy One Get One Free |
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BOHICA |
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
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BOHOF |
Back Of Hand On Forehead |
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BOS |
Big Orange Switch |
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BOS |
Boyfriend Over Shoulder |
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BOSS |
Being on Ships Sucks |
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BOT |
Back on Topic |
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BOTEC |
Back-Of-The-Envelope-Calculation |
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BOTOH |
But on the Other Hand |
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BRB |
Be right back |
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BRBGP |
Be Right Back Gotta Pee |
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BRBGTGP |
Be Right Back Got to Go Pee |
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BRS |
Big Red Switch |
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BS |
Big Smile |
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BSF |
But, Seriously Folks |
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BSG |
Broad Sweeping Generalisation |
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BSG |
Big Smiling Grin |
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BTAIM |
Be That As It May |
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BTC |
Biting the Carpet |
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BTDT |
Been There, Done That |
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BTHOM |
Beats The Hell Outta Me |
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BTHOOM |
Beats the Heck Out of Me |
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BTK |
Back to Keyboard |
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BTL |
Better-Than-Life |
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BTOBD |
Be There or Be Dead |
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BTOBS |
Be There or Be Square |
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BTSOOM |
Beats The Stuffing Out Of Me |
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BTSOOM |
Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
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BTT |
Back to Topic |
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BTW |
By The Way |
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BUFF |
Big Ugly Fucking Forklift |
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BUICK |
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer |
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BWAM |
Because We Are Mean |
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BWKOL |
Big Wet Kiss On The Lips |
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BWKOTL |
Big Wet Kiss on the Lips |
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BWL |
Bursting with laughter |
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BWQ |
Buzz Word Quotient |
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BWS |
Bitte warten Sie |
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BY |
Busy |
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BYKT |
But You Knew That |
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BYKTA |
But You Knew That Already |
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BYOB |
Bring Your Own Bottle |
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BYOD |
Bring Your Own Device |
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BYORL |
Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher |
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C/P/S |
City or Country / Profession / Status |
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CADET |
Can't Add Doesn't Even Try |
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CB |
Call Back |
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CC |
Courtesy Copy (email; for those who never used carbon paper) |
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CC |
Carbon Copy |
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CCWC |
Can't Cook Won't Cook |
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CDIWY |
couldn't do it without you |
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CE |
Creative Editing |
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CF |
Charlie-Foxtrot |
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CFD |
Call For Discussion |
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CFV |
Call For Vote(s) |
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CHEVROLET |
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips |
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CHK |
Check |
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CIC |
Christ I'm Confused |
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CIO |
Cry It Out |
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CIS |
CompuServe Information Service |
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CL |
Cross Link |
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CLI |
Clearly Less Intimidating |
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CLM |
Career Limiting Move. A reminder to think twice before embarking on any action that has an obvious whiff of disaster about it. (Ack R Gesling and S Phillips) |
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CLOAKA |
Canonical List of All Known Acronyms |
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CMIIW |
Correct Me If I'm Wrong |
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CNP |
Continued In Next Post (forums) |
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Cob |
close of business (End of duty day) |
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COBOL |
Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language :-) |
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COOL |
Constipated, Overrated, Outta style, Loser |
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COTFL |
Crawling on the Floor Laughing |
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COTN |
Coke Out The Nose |
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CP |
Copy Protection |
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CP |
Chat Post |
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CRBT |
Crying Real Big Tears |
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CS |
Cop Shop |
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CS |
Customer Service |
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CSG |
Chuckle, Snicker, Grin |
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CSL |
Can't Stop Laughing |
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CTC |
Choking The Chicken |
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CTD |
Circling the Drain. Healthcare acronym. Technically and originally Close To Death. Transferable to a wide variety of lost causes. (Ack L Russell) |
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CTN |
Can't Talk Now |
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CTR |
Choose the Right |
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CTTS |
Cute Things They Say |
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CUA |
Commonly Used Acronym |
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CUL |
See You Later |
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CUL8R |
See You Later |
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CUNT |
Civilian Under Navel Training |
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CV |
Curriculum Vitae |
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CWYL |
Chat With You Later |
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cya |
Cover Your Associates |
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CYM |
Check Your Mail |
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D/L |
Download |
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DAJ |
Dümmster Anzunehmender Journalist |
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DAK |
Dumme, arme Kinder |
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DARFC |
Ducking and Running for CoverDBA |
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DAU |
Dümmster Anzunehmender User |
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DBEYR |
Don't Believe Everything You Read |
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DC |
Dear Children |
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DD |
Darling Daughter |
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DD |
Dear Daughter |
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DD |
Due Diligence |
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DDD |
Direct Distance Dial |
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DEG |
Deliciously Evil Grin |
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DEH |
Don't Expect Help |
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DFG |
Dumm fickt gut |
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DFU |
Don't forget Units |
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DGUTDJ |
Don't Give Up The Day Job |
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DH |
Dear Husband |
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DH |
Damn Husband |
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DHYB |
Don't Hold Your Breath |
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DICK |
Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer (used In Infantry Training) |
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DIFA |
Dumb Intellectual Fat Ass |
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DIY |
Do-It-Yourself |
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dk |
Don't known |
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DL |
Download |
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DLG |
Devilish Little Grin |
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DLTBBB |
Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite |
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DLTDHYWTGLSY |
Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya |
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DNA |
Darlehen Nach Aussehen |
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DND |
Do Not Disturb |
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DOLT |
Division of Overseas Lemming Technicians |
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DOM |
Dirty Old Man |
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DOS |
Denial Of Service |
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DOs |
Defunct Operating System |
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DOs |
Defective Operating System |
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DPKOL |
Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
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DQMOT |
Don't Quote Me on This |
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DQYDJ |
Don't Quit Your Day Job |
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DRY |
Don't Repeat Yourself |
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DS |
Darling Son |
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DS |
Dear Son |
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DTOKAB |
Drop To One Knee And Blow |
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DTRT |
Do The Right Thing |
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DTTAH |
Don't Try This At Home |
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DW |
Dear Wife |
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DWIM |
Do What I Mean |
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DWKOTL |
Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips |
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DWPKOL |
Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips |
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DWPKOTL |
Deep Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips |
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DYJHIW |
Don't You Just Hate It When... |
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DYJHIWTH |
Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens |
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DYSTSOTT |
Did You See The Size Of That Thing? |
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E2EG |
Ear-to-Ear Grin |
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EAK |
Eating At Keyboard |
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EBKAC |
Error Between Keyboard and Chair |
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ED |
Emotionally Disturbed |
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EDP |
Emotionally Disturbed Person |
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EG |
Evil Grin |
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ELO |
Electric Light Orchestra |
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ELOL |
Evil Laughing Out Loud |
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EMACS |
Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping |
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EMRTW |
Evil Monkey's Rule The World |
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EOD |
End Of Discussion |
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EOM |
End Of Message |
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EOT |
End Of Thread (meaning: End Of Discussion) |
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ESEMED |
Every Second Every Minute Every Day |
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ESOSL |
Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter |
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ETLA |
Extended Three Letter Acronym |
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EUSTIS |
Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks |
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F.A.R.T. |
Flatulent Airborne Reaction Team |
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F2F |
Face To Face (also Meeting In Person) |
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F2T |
Free to Talk |
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FAQ |
Frequently Asked Questions (sometimes Pronounced Fak) |
|
FB |
Fine Business |
|
FBOFW |
For Better or for Worse |
|
FC |
Fingers Crossed |
|
FCFS |
First Come First Served |
|
FCOL |
For Crying Out Loud |
|
FDA |
Für den Arsch |
|
FDH |
Friß die Hälfte |
|
FDROTFL |
Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
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FE |
Fatal Error |
|
FF&PN |
Fresh Fields And Pastures New |
|
FFE |
Friede-Freude-Eierkuchen |
|
FFS |
For Fuck's Sake |
|
FHG |
Forschung hinter Gittern |
|
FIDO |
Fuck It, Drive On (a waste of time/hoax ambulance all) |
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FIFO |
Fit In or Fuck Off |
|
FIGMO |
Fuck It, Got My Orders |
|
FILTAB |
Fuck it, let's take a break |
|
FIOFY |
Figure It Out for Yourself |
|
IOTTMCO |
Intuitively Obvious To the Most Casual Observer |
|
IOU |
"I Owe You" (Promissory note) |
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IOW |
In Other Words |
|
IPN |
I'm Posting Naked |
|
Ir |
Inter Racial |
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IRL |
In Real Life |
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IRMFI |
I Reply Merely for Information |
|
IROOC |
I've Run Out of Cigarettes |
|
IRSTBO |
It Really Sucks The Big One |
|
IS |
I'm Sorry |
|
ISSYGTI |
I'm So Sure You Get the Idea |
|
ISTM |
It Seems To Me |
|
ISTR |
I Seem To Recall |
|
ISTR |
I Seem to Remember |
|
ISWYM |
I See What You Mean |
|
ITA |
I Totally Agree |
|
Itmohe |
If the Monitor Only Had Eyes |
|
ITP |
Intend to Package |
|
ITP |
Intent to Package |
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IWFM |
It Works for Me |
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Iydmma |
If You Don't Mind Me Asking |
|
IYF |
Insert Your Favourite |
|
IYFEG |
Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
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IYKWIM |
If You Know What I Mean |
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IYSWIM |
If You See What I Mean |
|
J2LYK |
Just to Let You Know |
|
JAM |
Just A Minute |
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JAO |
Just Another Observer |
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JAS |
Just A Second |
|
JASE |
Just Another System Error |
|
Java |
Just Another Vague Acronym |
|
JFTR |
Just for the Record |
|
JFYI |
Just for Your Information |
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JJ |
Just Joking |
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JK |
Just kidding |
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JMHO |
Just My Humble Opinion |
|
JMOOC |
Just My Opinion of Course |
|
JOKE |
Just One Kidding Everyone |
|
JOOTT |
Just One Of Those Things |
|
JP |
Just playing |
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JSNM |
Just Stark Naked Magic |
|
JTLYK |
Just To Let You Know |
|
JTYMLTK |
Just Thought You Might Like to Know |
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JTYWTK |
Just Thought You Wanted To Know |
|
JTYWWTK |
Just Thought You Would Want to Know |
|
JWD |
Jans Weit Draussen |
|
KB |
kisses back |
|
KBD |
Keyboard |
|
KFW |
Kreditanstalt für Wertverlust |
|
KHYF |
Know How You Feel |
|
KISS |
Keep It Simple Stupid |
|
KMD |
Kiss My Dick |
|
KMRIA |
Kiss My Royal Irish Arse (James Joyce's Ulysses) :-) |
|
KMWIH |
Kick Me Where It Hurts |
|
KPC |
Keeping Parents Clueless |
|
KSF |
Kentucky Schreit Ficken |
|
KTCOOTN |
Keep This Crap Out of This Newsgroup |
|
KUTGSAWYAD |
Keep Up the Good Spirit and Whatever You Are Doing |
|
KUTGW |
Keep up the Good Work |
|
KWIM |
Know What I Mean? |
|
KYHOOTW |
Keep Your Head Out of the Water |
|
KYHOOYA |
Keep Your Head Out of Your Ass |
|
LAGNAF |
Lets All Get Naked and Fool |
|
LALL |
Live and Let Live |
|
LAN |
Local Area Network |
|
LD |
Long Distance |
|
LDR |
Long Distance Relationship |
|
LDTO |
Lets Ditch This One |
|
LFS |
Large File Support |
|
LGH |
Let's Go Home |
|
LHO |
Laughing Head Off |
|
Li |
laughing insanely |
|
LISP |
Lots of Isolated Silly Parentheses :-) |
|
LKG |
Last Known Good |
|
LKITR |
Little Kid In The Room |
|
LLAP |
Live Long And Prosper |
|
LLMF |
Lost Like a Mother Fucker |
|
LLTA |
Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
|
LMAOROTF |
Laughing My Ass Off Rolling on the Floor |
|
LMIRL |
Let's Meet In Real Life |
|
LMK |
Let Me Know |
|
LMKOAP |
Let Me Know Of Any Problems |
|
LMOL |
Laughing Madly Out Loud |
|
LMTCB |
Left Message To Call Back |
|
LOBNH |
Lights on But Nobody Home |
|
LOBO |
Left Out of Battle Order |
|
LOFLOL |
Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud |
|
LOL |
Little Old Lady |
|
LOL |
Laughs Out Loud |
|
LOLAK |
Lots of Love and Kisses |
|
LOLAROTG |
Laughing Out Loud and Rolling on the Ground |
|
LOLBAY |
Laughing Out Loud Back At You |
|
LOLOL |
Laughing Out Loud on Line |
|
LOLOL |
Lots Of Laughing Out Loud |
|
LOLRTPP |
Laughing Out Load Ready to Pee Pants |
|
LOST |
Looking Over Strange Terrain :-) |
|
LOTFLOL |
Laying On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
|
Lownbtd |
Laid Off with Nothing Better to Do |
|
Lowotfbtc |
Laughing Out Waving on the Floor Biting the Carpet |
|
LSHIH |
Laughing So Hard It Hurts |
|
LSHMBA |
Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches |
|
Lshmbb |
Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
|
LSHMBH |
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
|
LSHMBIB |
Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
|
LSHMCIS |
Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking |
|
LSHMSB |
Laughing So Hard My Stitches Burst |
|
Lshmsh |
Laughing So Hard My Sides Hurt |
|
Lshttard |
Laughing So Hard the Tears Are Running Down |
|
LSHTTARDML |
Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg |
|
LSKOL |
Long Slow Kiss on the Lips |
|
LSP |
Less Sensitive Person |
|
LTHTT |
Laughing Too Hard to Type |
|
LY |
Love You |
|
LYWAMH |
Love You with All My Heart |
|
MARINE |
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential |
|
MARINE |
My Ass Riding In Navy Equipment |
|
MARINES |
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir |
|
MATHS |
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students |
|
MAY |
Mad About You |
|
MB |
Message Board |
|
MCBTY |
My Computer is Better than Yours |
|
MCIBTY |
My Computer Is Better Than Yours |
|
MCIBTYC |
My Computer Is Better Than Your Computer |
|
MEG |
Mega Evil Grin |
|
MFG |
More Friendly Garbage |
|
MHBFY |
My Heart Bleeds For You |
|
MHM |
Members Helping Members |
|
MHOTY |
My Hat's Off To You |
|
MIA |
Missing In Action |
|
MICROSOFT |
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
|
MIPS |
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
|
MIPS |
Meaningless Information Per Second |
|
ML |
More Later |
|
ML |
more lies |
|
MLA |
Multiple Letter Acronym |
|
MMF |
Make Money Fast |
|
MMO |
Massively Multiplayer Online (computer Game) |
|
MNC |
Mother Nature Calls |
|
mom |
Moment |
|
MOM |
Please Wait A Moment |
|
MORF |
Male Or Female ? |
|
MOTAS |
Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
|
MOTD |
Message of the Day |
|
MOTOS |
Member Of The Opposite Sex |
|
MOTSS |
Member Of The Same Sex |
|
MRE |
Meals Rejected by Ethiopians |
|
MRE |
Meals Rejected by the Enemy |
|
MTFBWY |
May The Force Be With You |
|
MTSBWY |
May The Schwartz Be With You |
|
MUBAR |
Messed Up Beyond All Recognition |
|
MUBAR |
Mash Up Beyond All Recognition |
|
MUD |
Multiple User Dungeon |
|
MWBRL |
More Will Be Revealed Later |
|
MYOB |
Mind Your Own Business |
|
MYW |
Makes You Wonder |
|
N1 |
Nice One |
|
NAJASC |
Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer |
|
NAJASCYYY |
Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda |
|
NATO |
No Action, Talk Only |
|
NATO |
Not A Team Operator. Excellent reverse acronym for emphasising verious aspects of team-working, and specifically for glory-hunters and autocrats everywhere (Ack. L Speden). Also mischievously interpreted as No Action, Talk Only (thanks G Cook), which give |
|
NAVY |
Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
|
NAVY |
Need Any Vaseline Yet? |
|
NAYYY |
Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda |
|
NB |
Nota Bene. Abbreviation of the Latin expression commonly used to emphasise the importance of a statement, literally meaning 'observe well'. Or less politely and more amusingly, No Bullshit. |
|
NBC |
No Body Cares |
|
NBL |
Not Bloody Likely |
|
NBR |
Not Baby Related |
|
ND |
Nearly Done |
|
NEM |
Nothing Else Matters |
|
NERD |
National Establishment for Real Dorks |
|
NETUA |
Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything |
|
NFBSK |
Not For British School Kids |
|
NFW |
No Fucking Way |
|
NICBDAT |
Nothing Is Certain But Death and Taxes |
|
NIFOC |
Naked In Front Of Computer |
|
NIH |
Not Invented Here |
|
Niitb |
Nip it in the Bud |
|
NIMBY |
Not In My Back Yard |
|
NIMFYE |
Not In My Front Yard Either |
|
NIMJD |
Not In My Job Description |
|
NIMTO |
Not In My Term of Office |
|
NM |
Never Mind |
|
NMH |
Not Much Here |
|
NMN |
No Middle Name |
|
NMS |
Not My Style |
|
NN |
Night Night" or "No Need" or "Not Nice |
|
NNITO |
Not Necessarily In That Order |
|
NNTP |
Network News Transfer Protocol |
|
NOOTO |
Nothing Out of the Ordinary |
|
NOTA |
None of the Above |
|
NOTTOMH |
Not Off the Top of My Head |
|
NP |
No Problem |
|
NPI |
No Pun Intended |
|
NQOCD |
Not Quite Our Class Dear |
|
NQOS |
Not Quite Our Sort |
|
NRN |
Not Right Now |
|
NRN |
No Reply Necessary |
|
NSFW |
Not Safe for Work |
|
NTDBWY |
Nice To Do Business With You |
|
NTIBOA |
Not That I'm Bitter or Anything |
|
NTK |
Need-To-Know |
|
NTK |
Nice to Know |
|
Ntoot |
Nine Times Out of Ten |
|
Nttfls |
Not Till the Fat Lady Sings |
|
NUI |
Network User Identification |
|
NYCFS |
New York City Finger Salute (Raise The Middle Finger In Rude Gesture) |
|
NYCTMI |
Now You Come to Mention It |
|
OBTW |
Oh By the Way |
|
ObTWIAVBP |
Obligatory the World Is A Very Big Place |
|
OE |
omissions excepted |
|
OIC |
Oh I See |
|
OL |
Old Lady |
|
OM |
Old Man |
|
OMG |
Oh, my God! |
|
OMGIF |
Oh My God, I'm Fucked |
|
ONNA |
Oh No Not Again |
|
ONNTA |
Oh No, Not This Again |
|
OOI |
Out of Interest |
|
OOSOOM |
Out of Sight, Out of Mind |
|
OOT |
Out Of Town |
|
OOTB |
Out Of The Box |
|
OP |
Original Poster |
|
OPM |
Other People's Money |
|
OT |
Off Topic |
|
OTOH |
On The Other Hand |
|
OTOMH |
Off the Top of My Head |
|
OTOOH |
On the Other Other Hand |
|
OTTH |
On the Third Hand |
|
OTTOMH |
Off the top of my head |
|
OTTOMHAROOB |
Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds |
|
OWTTE |
Or Words To That Effect |
|
PAL |
Parents Are Listening |
|
PANS |
Pretty Awesome New Stuff |
|
PAW |
Parents Are Watching |
|
PBKAC |
Problem Between Keyboard And Chair |
|
PC |
Politically Correct |
|
PCB |
Please Call Back |
|
PCMCIA |
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
|
PCMCIA |
People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms |
|
PD |
Public Domain |
|
PDA |
Public Display of Affection |
|
PDQ |
Pretty Damn Quick |
|
PDS |
Please Don't Shoot |
|
PDS |
Please Don't Shout |
|
PEBCAC |
Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer (IT Help Desk In-joke) |
|
PEBCAK |
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard |
|
PEBCK |
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard |
|
PEBKAC |
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (ditto) |
|
PEBMAC |
Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair |
|
PENIS |
Pointless Exercise Not Involving Soldiers |
|
Pentium |
Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics |
|
PEST |
Please Excuse Slow Typing |
|
PFC |
Proud Fucking Civilian |
|
PGA |
Patches Gratefully Accepted |
|
PHAT |
Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
|
PIBKAC |
Problem Is Between Keyboard and Chair |
|
PICNIC |
Problem in Chair Not in Computer |
|
PITA |
Pain In The Association |
|
PITBY |
Put It in Their Back Yard |
|
PITMEMBOAM |
Peace in the Middle East My Brother of Another Mother |
|
PLBCAK |
Problem Lies Between Chair and Keyboard |
|
PLBKAC |
Problem Lies Between Keyboard and Chair |
|
PLMK |
Please Let Me Know. An example of an abbreviation designed with the aim of saving time for the writer, but which often turns out to be a false economy when the reader doesn't understand the request. (Ack B Butcher) |
|
PLMKO |
Please Let Me Know Ok |
|
PLOKTA |
Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. Emergency IT acronym. Completely useless yet a widely practised computer trouble-shooting method. |
|
PLZ |
Please |
|
PM |
Private Message |
|
PM |
post meridian |
|
PMFJI |
Pardon Me For Jumping In (same As Above) |
|
PMFJIH |
Pardon Me for Jumping in Here |
|
PMIGBOM |
Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
|
PMJI |
Pardon Me for Jumping In |
|
PNATMBC |
Pay No Attention To Man Behind The Curtain |
|
POAS |
Pee On A Stick |
|
POETS |
Piss of Early Tomorrows Saturday |
|
POITS |
Piss On It, Tomorrow's Saturday |
|
POQADCB |
Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back |
|
PORSCHE |
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything |
|
POS |
Parent Over Shoulder |
|
POS |
Piece Of Shit |
|
POSSLQ |
Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters |
|
POTS |
Plain Old Telephone System |
|
POTUS |
President Of The United States. Acronym used by Whitehouse staff. See also FLOFTUS. |
|
POV |
Point Of View |
|
PPL |
Peed Pants Laughing |
|
PPN |
Programmer Project Number |
|
PPP |
Petty Pet Peeve |
|
PS |
Post Scriptum |
|
PSA |
Public Service Announcement (radio/TV Term) |
|
PTB |
Powers That Be |
|
PTC |
Patches Thoughtfully Considered |
|
PTL |
Praise The Lord |
|
PTLAPTA |
Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition |
|
PTMYA |
Pleased to Make Your Acquaintance |
|
PTO |
Please Turn Over |
|
PUA |
Pick Up Artist |
|
Q |
Queue |
|
QDPSH |
Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker |
|
RAM |
Rarely Adequate Memory |
|
RFC |
Request For Comment |
|
RFD |
Request For Discussion |
|
RHIP |
Rank Has Its Privileges |
|
RHIP |
Rank Hath Its Privileges |
|
RISC |
Reduced Into Silly Code |
|
RL |
Real Life - I.e. When Not Chatting |
|
ROC |
relax one corner |
|
ROFFNAR |
Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason |
|
ROFL |
Roar Out from Laughing |
|
ROFLAHMS |
Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides |
|
ROFLAHMSL |
Rolling on Floor Laughing and Holding My Sides Laughing |
|
ROFLAPMP |
Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants |
|
ROFLASTC |
Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat |
|
ROFLBSAOTP |
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place |
|
ROFLBTCUTS |
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop |
|
ROFLMAO |
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
|
ROFLOL |
Rolling on floor laughing out loud |
|
ROFLOLAY |
rolling on floor laughing out loud at you |
|
Rofloltsdmc |
Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks |
|
ROFLOLUTS |
Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud Unable to Speak |
|
ROFLOLWTIME |
Rolling on Floor Laughing Out Loud With Tears in My Eyes |
|
ROFLUTS |
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak |
|
Roflwpimp |
Rolling on Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing in My Pants |
|
Rofpml |
Roll on Floor Pissing Myself Laughing |
|
ROFTTPOF |
Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames |
|
ROFUTS |
Rolling on Floor Unable to Speak |
|
ROGLOL |
Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud |
|
ROM |
Rendered Obsolete in Months |
|
ROTFFNAR |
Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason |
|
ROTFL |
Roll On The Floor Laughing |
|
ROTFLABAOTP |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place |
|
ROTFLAS |
Rolling on the Floor Laughing and Snorting |
|
ROTFLBSAOTP |
Rolling on the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over the Place |
|
ROTFLBTC |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting The Carpet |
|
ROTFLBTCUTS |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop |
|
ROTFLHOLCCF |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur |
|
ROTFLHOLCDF |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur |
|
ROTFLMAO |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
|
ROTFLMAOAY |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You |
|
ROTFLOL |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
|
ROTFLSTC |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat |
|
ROTFLUTS |
Rolling on the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak |
|
ROTFUTS |
Rolling on the Floor Unable to Speak |
|
ROTFWTIME |
Rolling On The Floor With Tears In My Eyes |
|
ROTGL |
Rolling on the ground laughing |
|
ROTGLOL |
Rolling on the Ground Laughing Out Loud |
|
RP |
romantic partner |
|
RPG |
Role Playing Game |
|
RSN |
Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming] |
|
RTFAQ |
Read The Frequently Asked Questions |
|
RTFF |
Read The Fucking FAQ |
|
RTFI |
Read The Fucking Instructions |
|
RTFM |
Read The Fucking Manual |
|
RTL |
Radio Tele Lustmolch |
|
RTTSD |
Right Thing To Say Dude |
|
Rtwfq |
Read the Whole Friggin' Question |
|
RW |
Real World |
|
RYS |
Read Your Screen |
|
s&e |
Salute 'N Execute |
|
s&g |
Shits 'N Giggles |
|
SA |
Stand Alone |
|
sahd |
Stay At Home Dads |
|
SAHM |
Stay At Home Mom |
|
sap |
Software Aus Persien |
|
sap |
Schrecken, Angst, Panik |
|
sap |
Sammelstelle arbeitsloser Physiker |
|
SAPFU |
Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups |
|
SAPFU |
Surpasses All Previous Fuck Ups |
|
SAYL |
Sorry About Your Luck |
|
SAYOR |
Speak At Your Own Risk |
|
Sb |
Smiles Back |
|
SBC |
Simply Boh Chup |
|
SCOTUS |
Supreme Court of the United States |
|
SEP |
Someone Else's Problem |
|
SF |
Science Fiction |
|
SFAIAA |
So Far As I Am Aware |
|
SFLA |
Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
|
SFMJI |
Sorry For My Jumping In |
|
SHCOON |
Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose |
|
SHIT |
Special High-Intensity Training |
|
SHTSI |
Somebody Had to Say It |
|
SIMCA |
Sitting in My Chair Amused |
|
SITD |
Still In The Dark |
|
SKOTC |
Soft Kiss on the Cheek |
|
SMAIM |
Send Me an Instant Message |
|
SMHID |
Scratching My Head in Disbelief |
|
SMUBAR |
Semi Mash Up Beyond All Recognition |
|
SNAFU |
Situation Normal All Fouled Up |
|
SNERT |
Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager |
|
SO |
Significant Other (spouse, Boyfriend / Girlfriend) |
|
SOA |
State of the Artb |
|
SOC |
Siam one corner |
|
SOL |
Shit Out Of Luck |
|
SOL |
Smiling Out Loud |
|
SOTA |
State Of The Art |
|
spam |
Spiced Pork and hAM |
|
SPAM |
Send Phenomenal Amounts of Mail |
|
spfo |
Some Place Fucking Off |
|
SSIA |
Subject Says It All |
|
STB |
Simply The Best |
|
STFU |
Shut The Fuck Up |
|
STW |
Search the Web |
|
SUAKM |
Shut Up and Kiss Me |
|
SUFID |
Screwing Up Face in Disgust |
|
SUNOILTY |
Shut Up No One Is Listening To You |
|
SWAG |
Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
|
SWAK |
Sealed With A Kiss |
|
SWALK |
Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
|
SWDYRTW |
Since When do You Rule the Web? |
|
SWDYT |
So What Do You Think |
|
swe |
Schönes Wochenende |
|
SWL |
Screaming With Laughter |
|
SWMBO |
She Who Must Be Obeyed |
|
Syitfp |
See You in the Funny Pages |
|
Syitm |
See You in the Morning |
|
SYL |
See You Later |
|
SYS |
See You Soon |
|
SYT |
Sweet Young Thing |
|
SYUTH |
Smack You Upside the Head |
|
SYWWTBY |
See Ya Wouldn't Want To Be Ya |
|
TAF |
That's All Folks |
|
TAFN |
That's All for Now |
|
TANJ |
There Ain't No Justice (used As Expletive In The Ringworld Novels) |
|
TANSTAAFL |
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (coined By Author Robert A. Heinlein In His The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress) |
|
TARFU |
Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR. |
|
tas |
Tag Abuse Syndrome |
|
TBC |
To Be Confirmed |
|
TBD |
To Be Done |
|
TBD |
To Be Defined |
|
TBDML |
To Be Discussed Much Later |
|
TBYB |
Try Before You Buy |
|
TC |
Take Care |
|
TC |
Telephone Call |
|
TCO |
Taken Care Of |
|
TEOTD |
The end of the day |
|
Tewt |
Training Exercise Without Troops |
|
TFH |
Thread From Hell (internet Forums) |
|
TFS |
Thanks for Sharing |
|
TFTHAOT |
Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time |
|
TFTT |
Thanks for the Thought |
|
TGFTCL |
Thank God For The Chat Line |
|
TGIF |
Thank God It's Friday |
|
THX |
Thanks |
|
TIA |
Thanks in advance |
|
TIMTOWTDI |
There Is More Than One Way To Do It |
|
TINC |
There Is No Cabal |
|
TISEC |
Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek |
|
TIWTGLGG |
This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes |
|
TJATAW |
Truth Justice and the American Way |
|
TLG |
The Living God |
|
TMI |
Too Much Information (Internet Slang) |
|
Tmtltbmg |
There's More to Love Than Boy Meets Girl |
|
TMTOWTDI |
There's More Than One Way To Do It (from Perl) |
|
TMTOWTDT |
There's More Than One Way to do This |
|
TNX |
Thanks |
|
TOT |
Totally Off-Topic |
|
TOYOTA |
Take Only Your Ordure To America |
|
TRATEOTU |
The Restaurant At the End of the Universe |
|
TRDMC |
Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
|
TRDMF |
Tears Running Down My Face |
|
TRT |
The Right Thing |
|
TSDMC |
Tears Streaming Down My Cheeks |
|
TSOHF |
Total Sense of Humour Failure |
|
TSWC |
Tell Someone Who Cares |
|
TTBOMK |
To The Best Of My Knowledge |
|
Ttfs |
Try This for Size |
|
TTKSF |
Trying To Keep a Straight Face |
|
TTL4N |
That's the Lot for Now |
|
TTLFN |
That's The Lot For Now |
|
TTS |
Text To Speech |
|
TTYLMF |
Talk to You Later My Friend |
|
TTYRS |
Talk To You Real Soon |
|
TUIFU |
The Ultimate In Fuck Ups |
|
TURD |
Trainee Under Rigid Discipline |
|
TW |
Two Weeks |
|
TWAIN |
Technology Without An Interesting Name |
|
TWIMC |
To Whom It May Concern |
|
Twyas |
That's What You All Say |
|
TXT |
Text File (filename extension) |
|
TXT |
Text |
|
TY |
Thank You |
|
TYMO |
Then You Marry One |
|
UAE |
Unrecoverable Application Error |
|
uas |
Unter Aller Sau |
|
UBE |
Unsolicited Bulk Email |
|
UDIAGS |
Und Das Ist Auch Gut So |
|
uncle |
Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants |
|
USARMY |
Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet |
|
USARMY |
Used, Screwed, And Released My Ass, Yep |
|
USCG |
Uncle Sam's Confused Group |
|
Usenet |
United States Er's Network |
|
USMC |
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children |
|
USMC |
U Suckers Missed Christmas |
|
uts |
Unter-Tisch-Server |
|
UTSL |
Use The Source, Luke |
|
VBG |
Very Big Grin |
|
VC |
Virtual Community |
|
VDPKOL |
Very Deep Passionate Kiss on the Lips |
|
VDWPKOL |
Very Deep Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips |
|
VEG |
Very Evil Grin |
|
vff |
voll früh Feierabend |
|
VFM |
Value For Money |
|
VIP |
Very Important Person |
|
VOLVO |
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object |
|
VWG |
Very Wicked Grin |
|
w4w |
Word for Word |
|
WAEF |
When All Else Fails |
|
WAG |
Wild Assed Guess |
|
WAHD |
Work At Home Dad |
|
wahm |
Work at Home Mommies |
|
wahm |
Work at Home Mommy |
|
WALI |
Walk around, look important |
|
WAMBAM |
Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar |
|
WAMKSAM |
Why Are My Kids Staring At Me |
|
WB |
Welcome Back |
|
WBASAP |
Write Back As Soon As Possible |
|
WBMBF |
Wanna Be My Boy Friend |
|
WBMGF |
Wanna Be My Girl Friend |
|
WBS |
Write Back Soon |
|
WDALYIC |
Who Died and Left You in Charge? |
|
WDTM |
What Does That Mean |
|
Wdyll |
What Do You Look Like |
|
WDYT |
What Do You Think? |
|
WEG |
Wicked Evil Grin |
|
WFHIT |
What Fresh Hell Is This? |
|
WFM |
Works For Me |
|
WG |
Wicked Grin |
|
WHYD |
What Have You Done |
|
WIIFM |
What's In It For Me? |
|
WIIWD |
What it is we do |
|
WINDOWS |
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System. Classic ironic 'backronym'. Perhaps a little unfair, but need we say more?... |
|
WIP |
Work In Progress (process) |
|
WITFITS |
What In The Fuck Is This Shit |
|
WMMOWS |
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap |
|
WMPLOL |
Wet My Pants Laughing Out Loud |
|
WNOHGB |
Where No One Has Gone Before |
|
Wobtam |
Waste of Both Time and Money |
|
WOFTAM |
Waste Of Flaming Time And Money |
|
WOHD |
Work outside home dad |
|
wohm |
Work outside home mom |
|
WOMBAT |
Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time |
|
WOTAM |
Waste of Time and Money |
|
wp |
Well Put |
|
WPKOL |
Wet Passionate Kiss on the Lips |
|
WRT |
"With respect to", especially in fields such as Mathematics. |
|
WT |
Without Thinking |
|
WTF |
what the fuck |
|
wtf |
Why the Fuck |
|
wtf |
Where The Fuck |
|
wtf |
Who the fuck |
|
wth |
Where The Hell |
|
WTH |
What The Hell? |
|
wth |
Why The Hell |
|
WTH |
What The Heck? |
|
WTHDTIM |
What the Hell Do These Initials Mean? |
|
WTHDTM |
What The Hell Does That Mean? |
|
WTSDS |
Where The Sun Don't Shine |
|
WTTM |
Without Thinking Too Much |
|
WUASTC |
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee |
|
Wwdwiiwd |
When We Do What it Is We Do |
|
WWW |
World Wide Waiting |
|
www |
Weltweites Warten |
|
WYGIWYNTYH |
What You Get Is What You Never Thought You Had |
|
WYGOWM |
Will You Go Out with Me? |
|
Wymows |
Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap |
|
WYPIWYG |
What You Printed Is What You've Got |
|
WYRN |
What's Your Real Name? |
|
WYSIUWYW |
What You See Isn't Usually What You Want |
|
WYSIWYD |
What You See Is What You Deserve |
|
WYSLPG |
What You See Looks Pretty Good |
|
WYSOH |
Where's Your Sense of Humor? |
|
XFER |
Transfer |
|
Y2K |
Year 2000 |
|
YABA |
Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
|
YABR |
You Are Being Replaced |
|
YABSA |
Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym |
|
YAFIYGI |
You Asked for It, You Got It |
|
YAGNI |
Youn Ain't Gonna Need It |
|
YANETUT |
You Are Not Expected to Understand This |
|
Ybtmfml |
You Belong to Me Forever My Love |
|
YCDBWYCID |
You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down |
|
YG |
Young Gentleman |
|
YGBKM |
You Gotta Be Kidding Me |
|
YGIAGAM |
Your Guess Is As Good As Mine |
|
YGTBK |
You got to be kidding |
|
YGWYPF |
You Get What You Pay For |
|
YHTBT |
You Had To Be There |
|
YHTWFWYWTS |
You Have To Wait For What You Want To See |
|
YKWIM |
You Know What I Mean |
|
Ykwycd |
You Know What You Can Do |
|
YKYBHTLW |
You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When |
|
YL |
Young Lady |
|
ym |
Young Manhattanite |
|
ym |
Young Manufacturing |
|
YMMD |
You Made My Day |
|
YMMV |
Your Mileage May Vary |
|
YMMVG |
Your Mileage May Vary Greatly |
|
YMRASU |
Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up |
|
YOYO |
You're On Your Own |
|
YOYOW |
You Own Your Own Words |
|
YT |
YouTube |
|
YTB |
You're The Best |
|
YVMW |
You're Very Much Welcome |
|
YWIA |
You're Welcome in Advance |
|
YWSYLS |
You Win Some, You Lose Some |
|
YYSSW |
Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
|
zdA |
Zu Den Akten |
|