A,S.A.P |
As Slow As Possible |
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AAI |
Allah Already Informed |
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ABC |
Always Be Careful |
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ABCDEFG |
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl, A Boy Continues Disappointing Every Faithful Girl |
|
ACRONYM |
A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory |
|
ACURA |
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile |
|
ACURA |
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America |
|
Adidas |
All Day I Dream About Soccer |
|
ADIDAS |
All Dames In Denmark Are Sexy |
|
AI |
Allah Informed |
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AIDS |
Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse |
|
ALARM |
A Loud And Ringing Machine |
|
AMC |
Another Major Catastrophe |
|
AMC |
A Morons Car |
|
AMC |
All Makes Combined |
|
AMC |
A Mutated Car |
|
AMC |
A Major Cost |
|
ANDROID |
Actually Nothing Distinct, Really Only Iphone Duplication |
|
APPLE |
Apple Prevents People from Leaving Earth |
|
ART |
Appealing Resultant Talent |
|
ASS |
Animal Strictly Speaking |
|
ATTARD |
Artistic,Talented,Thrustworthy And Really Dynamic |
|
audi |
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented |
|
AUDI |
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention |
|
AUDI |
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence |
|
AUDI |
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence |
|
AUDI |
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. |
|
audi |
Automobile Under Demonic Influence |
|
AVATAR |
A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation |
|
B.R.B |
Be. Ready. Bitch |
|
BEAVER |
Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers |
|
BEE |
Buzzing Energetic Extractor |
|
BEER |
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter |
|
BEER |
Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret |
|
BELLE |
Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity |
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BIEBER |
Believe In Everything, Because Everything is Reachable |
|
BIHAR |
Brilliant Intelligent Honest All Reverse |
|
BIMBO |
Best In Managing Bitches Only |
|
BITCH |
Beautiful Intelligent Talented Creative Honest |
|
Bitch |
Boys I'm Taking Charge Here |
|
BITCH |
Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully |
|
BITCH |
Babe In Total Control of Herself |
|
BITCH |
Boastful Individual That Creates Haters |
|
BITCH |
Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons |
|
BITCH |
Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes |
|
BITCHES |
Beautiful Individuals That Can Handle Every Situation |
|
BLINGS |
Bloody Loose Idiot Nonsense Goose Stupid |
|
BLOG |
Broadcasted Learning Open-to-all Globally |
|
BMW |
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck |
|
BMW |
Bought My Wife |
|
BMW |
Big Money Waste |
|
BMW |
Barely Moving Wreck |
|
BMW |
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch |
|
BMW |
Broken Monstrous Wonder |
|
BMW |
Brings More Women |
|
BMW |
Breaks Most Wrenches |
|
BMW |
Broken Money Waster |
|
BMW |
Beastly Monstrous Wonder |
|
BMW |
Break My Windshield |
|
BMW |
Brutal Money Waster |
|
BMW |
Bring My Wheelchair |
|
BMW |
Big Money Works |
|
BMW |
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder |
|
BMW |
Born Moderately Wealthy |
|
BMW |
Bring More Wrenches |
|
BMW |
Brings Me Women |
|
BMW |
Broke My Wallet |
|
BMW |
Babbling Mechanical Wench |
|
BMW |
Big Money. Why? |
|
BMW |
Break My Window |
|
BMW |
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels |
|
BOOK |
Brainy Object Of Knowledge |
|
BOSS |
Built on Self Success |
|
BOY |
Budding-Out Youth |
|
BOYS |
Being Obnoxious Youthful Souls |
|
BRA |
Bosom Regulating Accessory |
|
BREAST |
Boys Really Enjoy All Sizes Though |
|
BTW |
By The Way |
|
BUSINESS |
Bonding : Upgraded Sensible Investment, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategy |
|
CAT |
Crawl Attack Tactician |
|
CATS |
Cuddle And Touching Softly |
|
CCB |
Cute Crying Baby |
|
CFI |
Complete Fucking Idiot |
|
CHEF |
Creating Heavenly Extraordinary Food |
|
CHESS |
Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game |
|
CHEVROLET |
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time |
|
CHEVROLET |
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time |
|
CHEVROLET |
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips |
|
CHEVROLET |
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques |
|
CHINA |
Come Home I Need Affection |
|
CLASS |
Come Late and Start Sleeping |
|
CLEVER |
Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Really |
|
CNY |
Cash Notes Yearly |
|
COP |
Catching Offenders Primarily |
|
CRIME |
Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera |
|
CROCS |
Crocs Really Offend Current Shoes |
|
CROOK |
Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind |
|
CRST |
Cedar Rapids Slow Truck |
|
CRST |
Cedar Rapids Super Truckers |
|
CRST |
Caution Really Stupid Trucker |
|
CRST |
Can't Remember Shit |
|
CRST |
Can't Read Simple Text |
|
CRST |
Caution Really Slow Truck |
|
CSI |
Cannot Stop Investigating |
|
DEMON |
Dead; Everyday Making Others Nauseous |
|
DHL |
Delivery Halfway Lost |
|
DIARY |
Darling I Always Remember You |
|
DIE |
Depart Into Eternity |
|
DIET |
Doubt I'll Ever Try |
|
DIET |
Do I Eat Today |
|
DIET |
Did I Eat That? |
|
DIET |
Don't Indulge Every Time |
|
DIGBY |
Did I Go Broke Yet |
|
DILDO |
Daringly Inserting Large Disgusting Objects |
|
DODGE |
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy |
|
DODGE |
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment |
|
dodge |
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive |
|
DODGE |
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater |
|
DODGE |
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires |
|
DODGE |
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter |
|
DODGE |
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired |
|
DODGE |
Dead Old Dog Going East |
|
DODGE |
Drive Only During Great Emergencies |
|
DOG |
Dutifully On Guard |
|
DONNA |
Dame Of Note Never Alienated |
|
DRAMA |
Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention |
|
DREAM |
Dramatic Reenactment Earmarked As Memorable |
|
DRS |
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels |
|
E-BAY |
Excellent Bargains All Year |
|
EDSEL |
Every Day Something Else Leaks |
|
ENGLAND |
Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days |
|
FACEBOOK |
Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how |
|
FAIL |
Forget About It, Loser, First Attempt In Learning |
|
FAMILY |
Father And Mother, I Love You |
|
FAMILY |
Friends And Money I Love You |
|
FAMILY |
Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long |
|
fap |
Frequently applied pressure |
|
FATHER |
Faithful And Trustworthy, Honoring Every Responsibilities |
|
FERRY |
Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet |
|
FIAT |
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation |
|
FIAT |
Fix It Again Tony |
|
FIAT |
Failed Italian Automotive Technology |
|
FINALS |
Fuck, I never actually learned Shit |
|
FLOOD |
Filling Lots Of Overflowing Drains |
|
FLU |
Fluids Leaking Unstoppably |
|
FML |
Feed Me Lollipop |
|
FORD |
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed |
|
FORD |
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge |
|
FORD |
First On Recall Day |
|
FORD |
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled |
|
FORD |
First On Race Day |
|
FORD |
First On Road to Dump |
|
FORD |
Foot On Road Decelerates |
|
FORD |
Forward Only; Reverse Defective |
|
FORD |
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma |
|
FORD |
First On Rust and Deterioration |
|
FORD |
Fix or Repair Daily |
|
FORD |
Fireball On Rear Denting |
|
FORD |
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream |
|
FORD |
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver |
|
FORD |
Fast Only Rolling Downhill |
|
FORD |
Fails On Rainy Days |
|
FORD |
Frigin'Old Rebuilt Dodge |
|
FORD |
Flipping Over Results in Death |
|
FORD |
Found On Road Dead |
|
FORD |
Fabricated Of Refried Dung |
|
FORD |
Fault Of R&D |
|
FORD |
Finally Obsolete Racing Device |
|
FORD |
Driver Returns On Foot |
|
FORD |
Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin |
|
FORD |
Forced On Reluctant Drivers |
|
FORD |
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster |
|
FORD |
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable |
|
FORD |
Funny Old Rattling Dump |
|
FORD |
Formed Of Rejected DNA |
|
FORD |
Forwarded Once Return Denied |
|
FORD |
Free Or Reduced Drastically |
|
FORD |
Fork Over Repair Dough |
|
FORD |
Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration |
|
FYI |
Fuck you, idiot |
|
GAY |
Gorgeous and Young |
|
GEO |
Good Engineering Overlooked |
|
GIANT |
Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan |
|
GIRL |
Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form |
|
GLEE |
God Loves Everyone Equally |
|
GM |
Gluteus Maximus |
|
GM |
General Maintenance Aptitude Area |
|
GM |
General Maintenance |
|
gm |
Garbage Motors |
|
GM |
Great Mistake |
|
gm |
Generally Miserable |
|
GM |
Grossly Misconceived |
|
GMC |
Get More Chicks |
|
GMC |
Gotta Mechanic Coming |
|
GMC |
Generally Mediocre Cars |
|
GMC |
Garage Man's Companion |
|
GMC |
Great Mountain Climber |
|
GMC |
Great Motor Car |
|
GMC |
Gets Mechanics Crazy |
|
GMC |
God's Mechanical Curse |
|
GMC |
Got More Crap |
|
GOOGLE |
Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations |
|
GOZO |
God's Own Zone Obviously |
|
GPS |
Go Perfectly Straight |
|
GREAT |
Get Really Excited About Today |
|
GTO |
Gas Tires Oil |
|
GUITAR |
Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm |
|
GULP |
Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed |
|
HALO |
Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head |
|
HATE |
Having Anger Towards Everything |
|
HATERS |
Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success |
|
HENRY |
Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly |
|
HIM |
He Is Mine |
|
HOLLAND |
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. Acronym from the envelopes of wartime home-bound love letters (see also CHIP, ITALY, SWALK, EGYPT and NORWICH). Text messaging ain't got nothing on it... |
|
HOMEWORK |
Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Knowledge |
|
HONDA |
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles |
|
HONDA |
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles |
|
HONDA |
Had One Never Did Again |
|
HONDA |
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating |
|
HOPE |
Have Only Positive Expectations |
|
HOTEL |
Hosting Of Temporary Expatriate Lodgers |
|
HTML |
Hard To Make Love |
|
HUSBAND |
Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting |
|
I Pad |
Information Platform Apple's Devise |
|
INDIA |
I'll Never do It Again |
|
INSOMNIA |
I Never Sleep On Most Nights, I'm Awake |
|
IPHONE |
Individuals Payed Hundreds On Nothing Exciting |
|
IPOD |
Intuitive Playlist Organizing Device |
|
ISLAM |
I Sincerely Love All Muslims |
|
ITALY |
I Trust And Love You |
|
jaguar |
Just A Guess U Are Rich |
|
JAGUAR |
Just Another Great, Unbelievable Amazing Ride |
|
JAPAN |
Japanese Are Pretty Angry Now |
|
JB HUNT |
Just Beginning to Hold Up Nation's Traffic |
|
JB HUNT |
Just Been Hired UN-Trained |
|
JEEP |
Jumps Excitedly in Every Pothole |
|
JEEP |
Just Eats Every Part |
|
JEEP |
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly |
|
JOY |
Jesus Overshadows You |
|
KFC |
Keeps Fattening Children |
|
LADY GAGA |
Like All Damaged Youths, Great At Getting Attention |
|
LAME |
Loony And Mildly Entertaining |
|
LIBYA |
Love Is Beautiful You Also |
|
LIFE |
Learning Is Fun & Exciting, Lol, It Fucks Everything |
|
LIFE |
Living Isn't Freaking Easy, Living It Fully Everyday |
|
LIFE |
Love Is for Everyone |
|
LIFE |
Let It Flow Easily |
|
LMAO |
Laughing My Ass Off (Internet Short-hand fot texting) |
|
LOVE |
Loyalty On Virginity Ends |
|
LOVE |
Loss of Valuable Energy |
|
M.T.W.T.F |
Made To Wait Til Friday |
|
MAC |
Most Awesome Computer |
|
MADRAS |
Men After Drinks Run After Sex |
|
MAID |
Mother Actually In Disguise |
|
MALTA |
Most Attractive Locality To Access |
|
MAN |
Muscle-Activated Nonentity) |
|
MARIE |
Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected |
|
MARRIAGE |
Men Are Rarely Right In A Girl's Eyes |
|
MATHS |
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students |
|
MAZDA |
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along |
|
MBBS |
Married But Beautiful Sight |
|
MCDONALD |
Making Children Diners Order Nuggets And Large Drinks |
|
MCT |
Mexican Chicken Trucks |
|
MDR |
Mississippi Drug Run |
|
MG |
Money Guzzler |
|
MGB |
Might Go Backwards |
|
MGF |
Might Go Forward |
|
MIATA |
My Intention Always To Accelerate |
|
MICROSOFT |
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
|
MILLIS |
Maybe I Like Lying It Sideways |
|
MOAN |
Making Others Annoyed at Night |
|
MOBILE |
Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically |
|
MONEY |
Mounds Of Never Ending Yen |
|
MOPAR |
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly |
|
MOPAR |
Move Over People Are Racing |
|
MOPAR |
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly |
|
MOPAR |
Mostly Old Parts And Rust |
|
MOPAR |
My Only Problems Are Repairs |
|
MOPAR |
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously |
|
MOPAR |
Most Often Passed At Races |
|
MOPAR |
My Old Pig Ain't Running |
|
MORNING |
Making Others Randomly Not Interested, Nothing's Good |
|
MOTOR |
Most Of Them Only for Racing |
|
MR. BEAN |
Mr. Rowan, Being Entertaining And Noiseless |
|
MUSIC |
Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus |
|
MUSTANG |
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good |
|
MYE |
May You Endure |
|
NAKED |
.No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted |
|
NASA |
No Aliens Seen Anywhere |
|
NEPAL |
Never Ever Part As Lovers |
|
NERD |
Never Ever Right Dude |
|
NIKE |
No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment |
|
NOSE |
Noble Outwardly Significant Extention |
|
NURSE |
Noted Under Registered Services Employees |
|
NYLON |
New York & London |
|
OASIS |
Only Available Source In Sahara |
|
OK |
One Kiss |
|
OLDSMOBILE |
old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday |
|
OLDSMOBILE |
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment |
|
OSAMA |
Oh Shit, Another Monday Again |
|
PAM |
Piss And Moan |
|
PIA |
Please Inform Allah |
|
PIANO |
Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally |
|
PIG |
Pretty Interesting Guy |
|
PIG |
Pretty Intelligent Girl |
|
PIG |
Pretty Intelligent Guy |
|
PIG |
Pretty Interesting Girl |
|
PIG |
Pretty Insensitive Guy |
|
PIG |
Pretty Insensitive Girl |
|
PINTO |
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook |
|
PINTO |
Put In Nickel To Operate |
|
PLANKING |
People Lying Around Not Knowing It's Not Good |
|
PLAYBOY |
Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You |
|
PLYMOUTH |
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood |
|
PMS |
Pre-Marital Sex |
|
POLICE |
Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion |
|
POOR |
Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly |
|
PORSCHE |
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything |
|
PRIEST |
Pious Respectable Individual Expounding Saintly Traditions |
|
PRIME |
Park Right In the Middle of Everything |
|
PRIME |
Please Remember, I'm Missouri Educated |
|
PRIME INC. |
Please Remember I Mortgaged Everything, I Need Cash |
|
PRIZE |
Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise |
|
PROMISES |
People Really Only Make It Sound Extra Simple |
|
PST |
Pot Smoking Trucker |
|
PST |
Pretty Stupid Trucker |
|
PTL |
Part Time Layover |
|
PTL |
Pathetic Truck Lines |
|
PUMA |
Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel |
|
RAMBO |
Running Around Mindlessly Blasting Others |
|
RAPE |
Retire Aged People Early |
|
RIP |
Rest In Planking, Really Inspiring Person |
|
ROADWAY |
Really Old Ass Driver Working Another Year |
|
ROEHL |
Rolls Over Every Hill Last |
|
ROSE |
Really Outstanding & Sweet Everyday |
|
RSVP |
Reply and Send Valuable Presents |
|
RUG |
Rough Underfoot Groundsheet |
|
RUMORS |
Rumors are Usually Made Up Of Ridiculous Shit |
|
SAAB |
Sad Attempt At Beauty |
|
SAAB |
Send Another Automobile Back |
|
SAAB |
Sorry Auto, Always Broken |
|
saab |
Something An Asshole Buys |
|
SAAB |
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards |
|
SCARLETT |
Sweet Creature Attracting Respectful Love Endearingly Through Time |
|
SCHOOL |
Seven Crappy Hours of Our Lifes |
|
SCHOOL |
Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life |
|
SCREW |
Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers |
|
SCULPTURE |
Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression |
|
shaft |
Special Help After Forced Termination |
|
SHAG |
So How? AGain? |
|
SHIT |
So Happy Its Tuesday |
|
SHIT |
Special High Intensity Training |
|
SIGN |
.Sure Indicator Generally Noticed |
|
SINGLE |
Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier |
|
SINGLE |
So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever. |
|
SKYPE |
Skype Keeps Your Phone Economical |
|
SLIM |
Successfully Lost Immense Mass |
|
SMILE |
Showing Miracle In Little Effort |
|
SPAM |
Seriously, Poor Advertising Method |
|
SQUARE |
Spacious Quad Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events |
|
STAIRS |
Steps to Access Inevitably Raised Structures |
|
STOP |
Stall, Turn Off Propulsion |
|
SUBARU |
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually |
|
SUCCESS |
Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Sector Stability |
|
SWIFT |
Slow Women In Freightliner Trucks |
|
SWIFT |
Stop Whining I'm Fucking Trying |
|
SWIFT |
Sure Wish I had a Fast Truck |
|
SWIFT |
Slow Wagon in Fast Traffic |
|
SWIFT |
Sure Wish I Finished Training |
|
TEAM |
Together Everyone Achieves More |
|
TEMPLE |
Telling Everyone Must Pray, Like Everyday |
|
TEST |
Torturing Every Student Tremendously |
|
TGIF |
Today, God Is Free |
|
THERESA |
Treat Her Exclusively, Rarely Existing Splendid Asset |
|
THOR |
The Hammer's Over Rated |
|
TIME |
Thing I Must Learn |
|
TORRENT |
The Official Reason Regarding Everybody Not Taping |
|
TOTAL |
Tot Overall Through A List |
|
TOYOTA |
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass |
|
TOYOTA |
The One You Ought To Avoid |
|
TOYOTA |
Take Only Your Ordure To America |
|
TRIUMPH |
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt |
|
TRIUMPH |
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help |
|
TSA |
Touching Sensitive Areas |
|
TUMBLR |
Things Understood by Many, But Less Remembered |
|
TWITTER |
Tweets Will Inform The Target Environment Rapidly |
|
UGLY |
U Gotta Love Yourself |
|
UGLY |
Unperfect Guys Loving You |
|
UMBRELLA |
Umbrella Must Bring, Raining Everyday Like Lake Already |
|
VIRGIN |
Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal |
|
VODKA |
Very Overpowering Drink, Killing Agony |
|
VOLVO |
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object |
|
VW |
Virtually Worthless |
|
WAFFLES |
Water And Flour Forms Lovely Exemplary Snacks |
|
WATER |
Wonderful And Totally Energizing Refreshment |
|
WERNER |
We Enlist Rookies No Experience Required |
|
WERNER |
We Employ Retards No Experience Required |
|
WERNER |
We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required |
|
WIFE |
Washing Ironing Feeding Etc |
|
WIFE |
Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment |
|