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10TH FT	10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital).
3H	Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time.
3PS	Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease)
404	404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found)
45C	Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ)
4F	Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease)
4H	(US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict
5-H-1-T	Polite Medical Term For Shit
ADR	Ain't Doing Right
ae	Aggressive Euthanasia
AFUBR	All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair
AGA	Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over)
agmi	Ain't Gonna Make It
AHF	Acute Hissy Fit
ALC	A La Casa (send The Patient Home)
ALP	Acute Lead Poisoning
ALP185	Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound
ALP240	Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound
ALPAC	Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds
ALS	Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase)
AMYOYO	Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care)
AOB	Alcohol on Board
APD	Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression)
APRS	(US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling)
APTFRAN	Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient)
AQP	Assuming the Q Position
AQR	Ain't Quite Right
ART	Approaching Room Temperature (dead)
AST	Assuming Seasonal Temperature
ATD	(US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold)
ATFO	Asked To Fuck Off
ATL	Aff The Legs
ATS	Acute Thespian Syndrome
awtb	Away With The Birds
AWTF	Away with the Fairies
b&t	Bagged and Tagged
B-52	Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV 2mg Of Ativan IV
BBB	Blood Brain Barrier
BBCS	Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries)
BBLS	Belly button Lint Sign
BFF	Big, Fat Faker
BFH	Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell)
BFH	Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant)
BIT	Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film)
BMT	Bowel Movement Taco
BMW	Bitch Moan & Whine
BOHICA	Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
bss	Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome
BTH	Bury the Hatchet
BTSOOM	Beats The Shit Out Of Me

BUNDY	But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
BVA	Breathing Valuable Air
BWCO	Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian)
C/C	Cancel Christmas (dead)
CABG	Coronary Artery Bypass Graft
CAT6	Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster
CATS	Cut All To Shit
CBT	Chronic Burger Toxicity
CCFCCP	Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar)
CF	Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society.
CFD	Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying)
CFT	Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity
CFU	Complete Fuck Up
CHAOS	Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.)
CHIBLOC	Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness
CIA	Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed
CKS	Cute Kid Syndrome
CLL	Chronic Low Life
CLOMI	Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation)
COPD	Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause)
COSMONAUT	Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour)
CPM	Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex
CRAFT	Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
CRI	Cranial Rectal Inversion :-)
CRI	Cranial Rectal Insertion :-)
CROACC	Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically
CRS	Can't Remember Stuff
CRT	Can't Really Treat
CSD	Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun
CTD	Circling the Drain. Healthcare acronym. Technically and originally Close To Death. Transferable to a wide variety of lost causes. (Ack L Russell)
CTF	Cletus the Fetus
CTS	Cold-tea Sign
CTS	Crazier Than Shit
cya	Cover Your Associates
D&D	Death And Donuts (night Shift)
D&D	Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention)
DACB	(US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF)
DBI	Dirt Bag Index
DENTIST	Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly
DF	Dude Factor
DFO	(US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest)
DFO	Drunk And Fell Over
DFO-SFJ	Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus
DIDC	Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed
DIDR	Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure
DIFFC	Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem)
DIIK	Darned if I know
DILF	Doctor I'd Like To Fuck (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor
DILLIGAF	Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? (Internet Shorthand)
DKA	Don't Know Anything

DMFNFL	Dumb Mother Fucker, Not Fit To Live
dod	Donut Of Death
dots	Dead On The Spot
DPS	Dumb Parent Syndrome
dps	Disappearing Penis Syndrome
DPS	(General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription
DQ	Drama Queen
DRT	Dead Right There. (ODSA) Doctors and nurses shorthand acronym for a patient found dead at the scene.
DRTTTT	Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident)
DSB	Drug Seeking Behaviour
DSP	Dumb Shit Profile
DTMA	Don't Transfer To Me Again.
DTS	Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients)
DUB	Damn Ugly Baby
DWPA	Death With Paramedic Assistance
EBU	Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor
ec	Eternal Care
ECU	Eternal Care Unit
EDDU	Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else)
EDGATWTTTF	Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (thick)
EI	Eating Inventory
ELFS	Evil Little Fuckers (irritating Children)
EMS	Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service)
EMT	Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians)
ercp	Emergency Retrograde Clerking of Patient
ERNOBW	Engine Running, No One Behind the Wheel (thick)
ES	Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum
ESBAM	Eat shit and Bark At the Moon (or "not ruddy likely" in British English)
ETOH	Extremely Trashed Or Hammered
FABIANS	Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome
FAC	Fucking Awkward Client
fcbp	Fellow of the College of Bystander Physicians
FD	Fucking Drunk
FDGM	Fall Down, Go Boom (see LOLFDGB)
FDOTS	Fucking Dead On The Spot
FDSTW	Found Dead Stayed That Way
FES	Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness
FFDID	Found Face Down In Ditch
FFDIG	Found Face Down In Gutter
FFFF	See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease)
FHHS	(US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying)
FIDO	Fuck It, Drive On (a waste of time/hoax ambulance all)
FINE	Fucked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional
FIRT	Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim)
FIT	Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film)
FITH	Fucked in the Head
FLB	Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps)
FLK	Funny Looking Kid (sometimes suggests rural inbreeding)
FLK W/GLM	Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother
FLKBCOTP	Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents

FLP	Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK)
FLUF	Funny Little Ugly Fucker
FMPS	Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker)
FOALS NEIGH	Fuck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here
FOB	Found On Bench
FODE	Falling on Deaf Ears
fol	Fat Old Lady
FOOBA	Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
FOOSH	Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm)
FORD	Found On Road Dead
FOS	Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person
FOS	Full Of Shit (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically)
FPO	For Practice Only (FTD)
FTD	Fixing To Die
FTF	Failed To Fly (botched Suicide)
FUBAR	Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
FUBIL	Fuck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend.
FUPA	Fat Upper Pussy Area
FURB	Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum)
FURB	Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people who use inappropriate objects as butt-plugs)
GACP	Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning
GDA	Gonna Die Anyway
GLF	Ground Level Fall (tripped Over)
GLM	Good Looking Mum
GOA	Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't)
GOF	Gone Off Legs
GOK	God Only Knows
GOL	Gone Off Legs (see FOL)
GOLP	Generalised Old Lady Pains
GOMER	Get Out Of My Emergency Room (derogatory Reference To Hypochondriac Patients)
GORK	God Only Really Knows
GPH	Goddamns Per Hour
GPO	Good For Parts Only (won't Survive)
GRAFOB	Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed
GRAHOB	Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed
GROLIES	(UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt
GSP	Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders
GTG	Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair
GTMJACB	Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead)
GTO	Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall)
GTTL	Gone To The Light (died)
GUCCI	Genito Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection
gwr	God's Waiting Room
HAIRY PSALMS	Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum
HALS	Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA)
HBD	Has Been Drinking
HEA	Heel Elevation Ataxia
HHS	Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation
HI5	HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5)
HIBGIA	Had It Before, Got It Again

HIVI	Husband Is Village Idiot
HLCS	Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents
HMF	Hysterical Mother Figure
hop	House of Paincakes
HOP	House Of Pain (nursing Home)
HSPL	High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Shit
HST	High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed
HTD	Higher Than A Duck
HTK	Higher Than A Kite
HVLT	High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound
IFOI	"I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum
IHC	Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim.
IOTC	Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim.
IP	Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump
ISQ	In Status Quo
ITBNTL	In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying)
IW	Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump
IWB	Intercourse With Biscuits (Fucking Crackers)
JAFFA	Just Another Fat, Fucking Asshole
jar	Just Ain't Right
JDFR	Just Doesn't Feel Right
JDLR	Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet)
JIC	Jesus Is Calling
JLD	Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK)
JNR	Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet)
JPFROG	Just Plain Fucking Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc)
JPS	Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense)
KAGC	Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence
KFO	Knock The Fucker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain)
KOKO	Keep On Keeping On
KSS	Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E
LDF	Lying Down Fit
LFTWM	Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse)
LGFD	looks good from door (but not closely examined, possibly an obnoxious patient)
LGFTC	Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined)
LMC	Low Marble Count (low IQ)
LOBNH	Lights on But Nobody Home
LOFD	Looks Okay from Door
LOL	Little Old Lady
LOLFDGB	Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom
LOLINAD	Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress
LOLITS	Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes
LPT	Low Pain Threshold
LRO	Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time)
lt	Lantern Test
LWS	(US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money)
MAFAT	Mandatory Anasthaesia Fuck Around Time, Precedes Any Incision
MARPS	Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals
MCBP	Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see
MFB	Measure For Box (coffin)

MFC	Measure for Coffin
MFD	Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying)
MICO	Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation
MICOS	Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids
MIDI	Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex)
MILF	Mother I'd Like To Fuck
MTF	Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave)
MU PAIN	Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims)
MUH	Messed Up Heart
NAD	Nothing Abnormal Discovered/Detected. (NAD is alternatively often used when superiors ask for the results of tests that no-one thought to order, in which case it means Not Actually Done.....)
NAD	Not Actually Done
NARS	Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ)
NETMA	Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart)
NFR	Not for Resuscitation
NFS	Neuro faecal Syndrome
NGMI	Not Going To Make It
NKDA	Not Known, Didn't Ask
NKDA	No Known Durg Allergies
NLPR	No Longer Playing Records (dying)
NPS	New Parent Syndrome
NQR	Not Quite Right
NQRITH	Not Quite Right In The Head
NSA	Non Standard Appearance
NWB	Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds
OAP	Over Anxious Patient
OBE	Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting)
OBS	Obvious Bullshit
OFIG	One Foot in the Grave
OFIGATOOS	One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping
OMGWTFBBQ	Oh My God, What The Fuck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash
OPD	Obnoxious Personality Disorder
OTD&DDR	Out The Door And Down The Road.
OTDPDS	Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon
OTLP	On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home)
P4P	Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge)
PAAF	Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart)
PAFO	Pissed and Fell Over
PBAB	Pine Box At Bedside
PBABLTO	Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off
PBLS	Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs)
PBOO	Pine Box On Order
PBS	Pretty Bad Shape
PBTB	Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise
PCUINIA	Please Consult Us If New Issues Arise
PDSD	Pre Detention Stress Disorder
PEFYC	Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen)
PEP	Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated
PFH	Parent From Hell
PFO	Pissed And Fell Over
PGT	Pissed And Got Thumped

PHAT	Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others)
PHS	Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave!
PIA	Pain In The Ass
PIAF	PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart)
PID	Pus In Dere
PITA	Pain In The Association
PLH	Pray Long And Hard
PLTDP	Practice Limited To Dead People
PNR	Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi
POMT	Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First
POPTA	Passed Out Prior to Arrival
PORG	Person of Restricted Growth
PP	Plank Positive
PPA	Practicing Professional Alcoholic
PPP	Piss Poor Protoplasm
PPPPP	Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit)
PRATFO	Patient Reassured And Told To Fuck Off
PSS	Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission
PWFS	Post Weekend Fatigue Syndrome
PWT	Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle)
QID	Queen In Distress (hissy Fit)
RBG	Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer)
RBS	Really Bad Shape
RHS	Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth
RLI	Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot
RPVU	Relative Porsche Value Unit
RR	Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven)
RT	Room Temperature (dead)
RTTBBB	Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument).
RTTL	Running Towards The Light - Dying
RUTUS	Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms
S2	Sit The Fuck Down And Shut The Fuck Up
SAS	Sick As Shit
SBA	Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs
SBI	something bad inside (undiagnosed cancer etc discovered during surgery)
SBLEO	(pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer
SBOD	Stupid Bitch On Drugs
SEP	Someone Else's Problem
SFS	Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless)
SFSF	Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency
sha	Ship His Ass
SHAD	Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate
SHPOS	Sub-Human Piece Of Shit
SHS	Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict)
sIg	Stroppy Ignorant Girl
SIO	Sleeping It Off
SNUD	Sick Nigh Unto Death
SOB	Short of breath
SOB	Silly Old Bugger
SOCMOB	Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured)

SODDI	Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else)
SOG	Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady))
SPAK	Status Post Ass Kicking
SRI	Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem)
SSDD	Same Shit Different Day (in conjunction with Frequent Flyer)
SVRI	Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal)
SWAG	Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWI	Something Wrong Inside
SWW	Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant)
SYB	Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice)
TAPS	Thick As Pig Shit
TARFU	Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR.
TATT	Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time")
TATT	Tired All The Time (medical Diagnosis In-joke)
TBC	Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries
TBD	Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere
TBP	Total Body Pain
TCLT	Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head
TCS	Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body)
TDS	Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open)
TEC	Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead
TEETH	Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
TF BUNDY	Totally Fucked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
TFO	Too Fucking Old (person Dying Of Old Age).
TFTB	Too Fat to Breathe
THC	Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless
TLC	Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim)
tlgp	Two Legged Guinea Pig
tlr	Two Legged Rat
TMB	Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age"
TMI	Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability)
TOBP	Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian)
TOG	Tears Of Gratitude
TOI	Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head
TRO	Time Ran Out
TSL	To Stupid to Live
TSS	Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless)
TTFO	Told To Fuck Off
TTJ	Transfer To Jesus
TTOAST	Take Them Out And Shoot Them
TTR	(US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio)
TTTR	Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad.
TUBE	Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination. (ODSA). Allegedly seen occasionally on patients medical notes. Not recommended for use in any circumstances whatsoever. See the similarly disturbing BBSS. (Thanks P Gover)
TVTP	Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin is anti-MRSA drug – it's resistant to anything else)
twa	Teeny Weeny Airlines
TWSAM	Trash Will Survive and Multiply
TYFTIC	Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete Bullshit
UBI	Unexplained Beer Injury
UDI	Unidentified Drinking Injury
UFO	Unidentified Frozen Object

UGLI	Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them
ULPP	Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer)
UNIVAC	Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling
UPF	Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen)
VAC	Vultures Are Circling (impending death implication)
vba	Valuable Breathing Air
VBT	Very Bad Thing
VD	Veak and Dizzy
VIP	Very Intoxicated Person
VOMIT	Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives.
VTMK	Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors)
WADHAO	Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over
WAFTAM	("woff-tam"): Waste Of Fucking Time And Money
WFFAD	Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again
WITPOMS	Why Is This Patient On My Service
wnl	Will Not Listen
WOMBAT	Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. Another great acronym from down-under. Ideal for project management commentaries, certain corporate re-branding schemes, the latest government training initiative, etc. (Ack D Martin) The WOMBAT acronym is alternatively in
WWI	Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over)
YAVIS	Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful.
YMRASU	Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up
YOYO	You're On Your Own