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| ***** | FAIR SUCK OF THE SAV! | exclamation of astonishment and wonder, awe, disbelief (see also 'sav')
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| ***** | KANGAROOS LOOSE IN THE TOP PADDOCK | Intellectually inadequate ('he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock')
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| **** | RAW PRAWN, TO COME THE | to engage in bullshit, to be annoyingly disagreeable. See also 'Come the raw prawn'
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| **** | COME OFF THE GRASS | Tell me the truth, give it to me straight
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| **** | FAIR CRACK OF THE WHIP! | A request directed to others to display an honest understanding, dealing or arrangement
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| **** | SW AND THE 7D | Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs
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| **** | TAKE THE MICKEY OUT OF | to deliberately tease or ridicule somebody
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| ** | NINETY TO THE DOZEN | an amusing expression directed at a person who constantly talks on and on and never realises when to stop talking and shut-up!
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| * | TICKLE THE TONSILS | A witty expression to absorb or digest information or food
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| * | BLOW IN THE BAG | police breathalyser test
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| * | TICKLE THE TILL | to rob somebody or a business establishment
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| * | THE TITS | the best
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| * | NEVER SAW THE SUN SHINE BRIGHTER | I never felt better, jubilant; feeling on top of the moon
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| * | STONE THE CROWS | Astonishment, bewilderment or surprise. See also 'Strewth'
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| * | TURPS, HIT THE | to go on a drinking binge
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| * | ROUGH END OF THE PINEAPPLE | a bad experience, deal or transaction
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| * | ON THE FLY | a.k.a. Internet on the go
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| * | IN THE POO | in trouble (eg: I'm in the poo with me dad for crashing his car)
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| * | BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF | Administering a terrible thrashing
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| * | PINK SLIP, GET THE | get the sack (derived from the colour of the job termination form)
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| * | DUMMY, SPIT THE | get very upset at someone or something
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| * | NOT THE FULL QUID | not a very bright person intellectually
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| * | UP THE PUTTY | valueless, useless, worthless
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| * | THE REAL WORLD | a.k.a. carbon community, meatspace, analog, real-world
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| * | SPIT THE DUMMY | to get extremely upset at something
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