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***** | DUDE FACTOR | Survival scoring factor based on social worth. A high dude factor = an individual of questionable social worth who survives near-fatal injuries. A low dude factor = professional person who slips in the bathroom sustaining a fatal injury
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*** | PUCKER FACTOR | the degree/speed of constriction of the surgeon's anal sphincter is directly proportional to the patient's risk of sudden death
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** | COCKROACH FACTOR | a patient's ability to survive trauma or serious treatment is inversely proportional to his contribution to society (see TTI).
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