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ACURA |
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles |
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ACURA |
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym |
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ACURA |
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents |
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ACURA |
Americans Can Understand Real Autos |
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ACURA |
Automobile Causes Unusual Road Accidents |
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ACURA |
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents |
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ACURA |
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment |
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ACURA |
Automobile Causes Universityrsal Road Accidents |
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Acura |
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile |
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AMC |
Afro Motor Company |
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AMC |
Ain't My Car |
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AUDI |
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence |
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AUDI |
Another Uninformed Driver Insulted |
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AUDI |
Another Useless Device Installed |
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AUDI |
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented |
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AUDI |
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. |
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BEETLE |
By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally |
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BEETLE |
Battered Everywhere - Expect To Lose Engine |
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BMW |
Break My Windshield |
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BMW |
Broken Money Waster |
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BMW |
Broken Monstrous Wonder |
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BMW |
Bought My Wife |
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BMW |
Big Money Waste |
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BMW |
Beastly Monstrous Wonder |
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BMW |
Brutal Money Waster |
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BMW |
Break My Window |
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BMW |
Break My Wallet |
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BMW |
Babbling Mechanical Wench |
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BMW |
Break My Windows |
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BMW |
Busted My Wallet |
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BMW |
Big Money Waster |
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BMW |
Big Money Wasted |
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BMW |
Big Money Works |
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BMW |
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder |
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BMW |
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck |
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BMW |
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch |
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BMW |
But at least my Motor Works |
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BMW |
Big Man Wannabe |
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BMW |
Bring Me Women |
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BMW |
Break My Wind |
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BMW |
Bowel Movement Wagon |
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BMW |
Bayerisher Mist Wagen |
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BMW |
Bavarian Manure Wagon |
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BMW |
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels |
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BMW |
Born Moderately Wealthy |
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BMW |
Bastard Money Wielders |
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BMW |
Bimbette Motor Weapon |
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BMW |
Bad Mannered Wankers |
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BMW |
Black Man's Wheels |
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BMW |
Brought My Wrench |
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BOWTIE |
Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines |
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BUICK |
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean |
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Buick |
Big Ugly Import Car Killer |
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BUICK |
Built Under Inspection of Crazy Korean |
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BUICK |
Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer |
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BUICK |
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer |
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CADILLAC |
Crap Ass Deville Is Lacking Life And Clutch |
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CAMARO |
Can't America Make A Real One |
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CAPRI |
Can Any Person Repair It |
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CHEVROLET |
Crappy Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time |
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CHEVROLET |
Cranks Hard Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time |
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CHEVROLET |
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips |
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CHEVROLET |
Heartbreak of America. |
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CHEVROLET |
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time |
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CHEVROLET |
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips |
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CHEVROLET |
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques |
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CHEVY |
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet |
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CHEVY |
Cheapest Heap Ever Vended Yet |
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CHEVY |
Charged Heavily |
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CHEVY |
Cheapest Heap Ever envisioned Yet |
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CHRYSLER |
Could Have Remained Your Stupid Lazy Elderly Relatives |
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CHRYSLER |
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs |
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CITROEN |
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters |
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COROLLA |
Car Of Rust On Last Legs Again |
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CORTINA |
Crappy Old Recycled Trash In New Attire |
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DATSUN |
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips |
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DATSUN |
Driven At Top Speed Until Nackered |
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DODGE |
Drive Only During Great Emergencies |
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DODGE |
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater |
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DODGE |
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere |
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DODGE |
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere |
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DODGE |
Dear Old Dads Geriatric Express |
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DODGE |
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego |
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DODGE |
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage |
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DODGE |
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter |
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EFI |
Extra Fucking Insurance |
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FERRARI |
From Extra Rusty Rubbish And Rude Italians |
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FIAT |
Fucking Italians Ain't Trustworthy |
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FIAT |
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation |
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FIAT |
Fix It Again Tony |
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FIAT |
Fucking Italian Attempt Transportation |
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FIAT |
Fuck in a Taxi |
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FIAT |
Fix It Again Tomorrow |
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FIAT |
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology |
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FIAT |
Fart in a Tin |
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FIAT |
Fucking Idiot Assembled This |
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FIAT |
Failure In Automotive Technology |
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FIAT |
Fix It All the Time |
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IROC |
Italian Retards Out Cruising |
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IROC |
I Run Over Children |
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IROC |
It's Really Only a Camaro |
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IROC |
I Race Other Cars |
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JAGUAR |
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop |
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JAGUAR |
Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair |
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JAGUAR |
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail |
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JEEP |
Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly |
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JEEP |
Junked Electrical & Emissions Parts |
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JEEP |
Just Enough Engine Power |
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JEEP |
Jumps Excitedly in Every Pothole |
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JEEP |
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts |
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JEEP |
Just Eat Every Pickle |
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JEEP |
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts |
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JEEP |
Jumps Everything Ever Parked |
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JEEP |
Just Everyone Elses Parts |
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JEEP |
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole |
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JEEP |
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts |
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LEXUS |
Large Executive X-rayed Unveiled Shit |
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LOTUS |
Lots of Trouble Usually Serious |
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LTD |
Lazy Temperamental Device |
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LTD |
Leave The Doors |
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MAZDA |
My Another Zany Detroit Assassin |
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MAZDA |
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along |
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MAZDA |
Made At Zoo by Demented Apes |
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MAZDA |
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually |
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MAZDA |
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly |
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MERCEDES |
My Engine Raced Car Exploded Damn Engine Seized |
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MERCEDES |
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings |
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MERCURY |
Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo |
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MERCURY |
Mileage Eventually Ruins Car - Usually Ruins You |
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MERCURY |
Motorists Easily Rate Car |
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MERCURY |
Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable - Recalled Yet |
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MG |
Mostly Garaged |
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MINIBUS |
Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted |
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MOPAR |
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars |
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MOPAR |
Mostly Over Powered And Respected |
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MOPAR |
Mostly Old Paint And Rust |
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MOPAR |
My Old Pig Ain't Running |
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MOPAR |
Move Over People Are Racing |
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MOPAR |
Mutilates Other Products At Races |
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MOPAR |
Most Often Passed At Races |
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MOPAR |
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly |
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MOPAR |
Mitsubishi's Over-Priced American Replicars |
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MOPAR |
More Old Parts and Rust |
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MOPAR |
Mostly Old Parts And Rust |
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NAPA |
Never Any Parts Available |
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NAPA |
Need Another Part Asshole |
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NISSAN |
Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare |
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NISSAN |
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon |
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NISSAN |
Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises |
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NISSAN |
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now |
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OLDSMOBILE |
Oh Look Dammit Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything |
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OLDSMOBILE |
Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular LeftoverEquipment |
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OLDSMOBILE |
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel |
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OLDSMOBILE |
Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil-Burning Idiot's Leaking Everywhere |
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OLDSMOBILE |
Old Ladies Driving Slow, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday |
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OLDSMOBILE |
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere |
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PINTO |
Put In New Transmission Often |
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PINTO |
Powerful Incendiary, Neatly Toasts Occupants |
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PLYMOUTH |
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood |
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PLYMOUTH |
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood |
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PLYMOUTH |
Plain Lousy Yellow Moldy Old Ugly Trash Hog |
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PONTIAC |
Plenty Of Noises That Irritate And Clank |
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PONTIAC |
Poor Old Nebraskan, Thinks It's A Cadillac |
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PONTIAC |
Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac |
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PONTIAC |
Poor Old Nutter Thinks Its A Cadillac |
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PORSCHE |
Phased Out Racer, Still Can't Hold Engine |
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PORSCHE |
Piece Of Rusty Scrap, Cost Highly Expensive |
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PORSCHE |
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions |
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PORSCHE |
Please Overlook Really Shitty Cardboard Horrible Engine |
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PORSCHE |
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough |
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PORSCHE |
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine |
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PRIMERA |
Poor Ride Involves Making Everyone Reach Again |
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RENAULT |
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash |
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ROLLS ROYCE |
Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over Yogurt - Consuming Esthetes |
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SAAB |
Send Another Automobile Back |
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saab |
Such An Arrogant Bastard |
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saab |
Something An Asshole Buys |
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saab |
Stupid Arrogant Asshole Babies |
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saab |
Swedish Automobile, Always Broken |
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saab |
Stupid, Arrogant Asinine Bastards |
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sable |
Sleezy Auto Brakes Leak Everytime |
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SIERRA |
Seen In Every Recycled Rubbish Ad |
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SIMCA |
Stupid Idiots making Cars Again |
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SKYLINE |
Speed Keeps You Liking Its Neat Engine |
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STARLET |
Still Trash After Repair Like Every Toyota |
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stp |
Stop Those Pistons |
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SUBARU |
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium |
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SUBARU |
Still Usable But All Rusty Underneath |
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SUZUKI |
Son U Zombie U Killed It |
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SYLVIA |
Shows You Like Vain Insipid Autos |
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THING |
To Hell in Nine Gallons |
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THING |
To Holland In Nine Gallons |
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TORANA |
Ton Of Rust And No Acceleration |
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TOYOTA |
Too Often Yanks Overprice This Auto |
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TOYOTA |
Taking Our Yen Out - Thanks All |
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TOYOTA |
Take Only Your Ordure To America |
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TOYOTA |
Taking Out Yankees Over Troublesome Acceleration |
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TOYOTA |
The One You Ought To Avoid |
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TRIUMPH |
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily |
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TRIUMPH |
Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod |
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