| Rank | Abbreviation | Meaning |
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| ***** | ROAD TEST | to get a drunk patient to walk up and down a corridor; if they pass they are turfed, if they fail they need a bit longer to sober up.
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| **** | ROAD | Radiology, Ophthalmology, Anesthesiology and Dermatology
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| ** | ROAD PIZZA | Unrestrained driver/motorcyclist or passenger, ejected and splattered
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| ** | ROAD MAP ABDOMEN | scarred from multiple ops (same as Gridiron Belly, Zorro Belly)
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| * | ROAD | Reversible Obstructive Airway Disease
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| * | ROAD MAP | injuries incurred by going through a car windshield face first.
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| * | ROAD CHILLI | Unrestrained driver/motorcyclist or passenger, ejected and splattered
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| * | ROAD | Dermatologist. Acronym 'Retired On Active Duty' Akin to 'dermaholiday'
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| * | ROAD | Recent Onset Arthritis Disability
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