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| ***** | SOHCAHTOA | Sex on Hard Concrete Always Hurts Try Other Alternatives
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| *** | SOHCAHTOA | Some Old Hippy Caught Another Hippy Tripping on Acid
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| *** | SOHCAHTOA | Some Old Horse Came A - Hoppin~ Through Our Alley
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| *** | SOHCAHTOA | Silly Old Harry Chased a Horse Through Our Attic
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| *** | SOHCAHTOA | Sex On Holidays Can Always Help Teachers Overcome Anxiety
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| *** | SOHCAHTOA | Sex on Hard Concrete Always Hurts the Old Aged
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| ** | SOHCAHTOA | Sex on Hard Concrete Always Hurts Toes or Ankles
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| ** | SOHCAHTOA | Some Old Hippie Came a Hopping through Our Apartment
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| ** | SOHCAHTOA | Silly Old Hitler Couldn't Advance His Troops over Africa
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| ** | SOHCAHTOA | Sex on Horseback Can Actually Happen to Our Amazement
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| ** | SOHCAHTOA | Some Old Hags Can't Always Hide Their Old Age
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Signs Of Happiness Come After Having Tankards Of Ale
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Some Old Horses Can Always Hear Their Owner Approach
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Silly Old Harry Caught A Herring Trolling Off Africa
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Sine Opposite Hypotenuse Cosine Adjacent Hypotenuse Tangent Opposite Adjacent
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Some Old Horse Caught Another Horse Taking Oats Away
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Some Old Hippie Caught a High Tripping on Acid
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Some Old Helmets Can Allow Head Trauma On Accidents
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Sine
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Some Officers Have Curly Auburn Hair Till Old Age
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Sailors Often Have Curly Auburn Hair 'til Old Age
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Silly Old Hens Can't Afford Houses Till Old Age
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Some Of Her Children Are Having Trouble Over Algebra
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | Saddle Our Horses Canter Away Happily to Other Adventures
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| * | SOHCAHTOA | SIN Opposite Hypotenuse COS Adjacent H TAN O A
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